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"Ugh! This is disgusting." Kate's disembodied voice floated out of the dumpster.
"Having fun in there, Kate?" Tony asked.
"Oh yeah. I love dumpster diving." Kate sarcastically threw back.
Tony wistfully sighed. "America's favorite pass time. Wanna switch?"
"No. No sense in both of us smelling like garbage. Why'd the murderer have to pick a garbage chute? I'm gonna kill that sadistic bastard."
"The killer could be a woman." Tony corrected.
"Not the killer. Gibbs; I'm going to kill- Hey, I've got something. Camera." Kate commanded and reached over the side.
"Oh, no. You're not getting crap on my camera." Tony protested.
"Tony-"
"Move over. I'm coming in." Tony yelled as he hopped up and threw himself into the garbage.
"What the hell?! You moron. What'd you do that for?"
Tony grinned as he started snapping pictures of the bloody clothing. "Bag it."
Kate rolled her eyes as she bent down to retrieve the clothes. She'd just sealed the bag when she felt something graze her butt and whirled around. "You pervert!" she yelled, right before she pushed Tony back into the trash.
"Hey! You had something on your butt!"
"Yeah. They're called pants! If you ever-" Kate stopped short as Tony lifted his right hand. From it was dangling a used condom.
"Ew!"
"Yeah, that's what I grabbed."
"Sorry, I thought you were just in for a cheap thrill." Kate apologized as she reached down to help him up.
"That's alright." Tony grinned and yanked her down beside him. "Now we're even."
Kate sat up, and grabbing a handfull of coffee grounds, dropped them on his hat.
"I know you didn't," Tony began, then pushed Kate down in the garbage. Straddling her, he swiped his hand across the side of the trash receptacle, collecting goop. His eyes twinkled as he grinned mischieviously down at Kate, who violently shook her head.
"No. Tony, don't you dare." Tony leaned forward, pinning Kate's arms with his own, swirling the slime in his hand with the opposite index finger. Kate grinned back up at him as she felt beside her for something to use. Her eyes gleamed as she grasped the condom. Tony reached for it and she tossed it...over his head. There was a sick 'thwack' behind them and Tony smiled at her.
"Ha! You missed."
Kate's eyes widened. "Um, not exactly." she whispered.
Tony slowly turned to see Gibbs detach the offensive rubber from his face.
"This is a new one. Of all the opportunites you guys have, you choose to have sex in a garbage can." Gibbs said
Kate and Tony looked from the condom to their position and scrambled to get up.
"No, boss-" "Gibbs, it's not what it looks like."
Gibbs held up a hand. "I don't wanna know. Did you find the clothes?"
"Uh, yeah. They're-" Kate ducked down and grabbed the evidence. "Here."
Gibbs took the bag and turned to leave.
"Oh, boss. The knife's in the truck."
"Good. You two can just walk around front. I want you home and taking showers ASAP."
"But it's only-Wow! It's 1800." Kate said.
"Time flies when you're dumpster diving." Tony joked.
"That's what you were doing?" Gibbs asked, eyebrows raised.
"You know what I was doing. You put me in there." Kate replied.
"I ordered you in there, and I saw what you guys were doing. Didn't look like dumpster diving to me." Gibbs struggled to keep a straight face as a fuming Kate struggled to climb out of the dumpster. Seeing that she was stuck, Tony reached up, grabbed her around the waist and deposited her on the ground. "Thanks," she murmured, then turned to Gibbs.
"It was NOT what it looked like." she insisted.
"Really? It looked to me like you and DiNozzo were getting it on in a dumpster."
"Yeah? Well, how'd we manage it with all of our clothes on?" Kate challenged.
"Hey, I'm not questioning how you do it. I just think that there are better places. Bed, couch, kitchen table.. Unless you're into kink. Then there's always the D.C. park, mile high club-"
"Already a member." Tony smiled. "What about you, Kate?"
Relieved to change the subject, even moderately, Kate replied, "Not that it's any of your business, but no."
Tony frowned. "But you worked on Air Force One. You can't be telling us-"
"I can and I just did. What about you, Gibbs?"
"I gotta go." Gibbs hopped into the truck.
"Boss, that's not fair. We told."
"I don't have to tell." Gibbs called over his shoulder. "But if it bothers you that much, I'm an advanced member. Angie was really into that. Have fun with your shower." Gibbs winked at them and drove off.
"So wife number two was-"
Kate cut Tony off. "He thinks we were having sex in an oversized garbage can. You and me. Can you believe this? It's ridiculous. I can't believe it."
"What's so unbelievable about it? We're both single, attractive people, of consenting age. Why couldn't we-"
"We work together, that's why!" Kate snapped. She inwardly winced at the look on Tony's face.
"Okay, sorry. See you tomorrow." Tony called and began walking toward the front of the building.
"Tony-"
"Nah, it's fine. I was just antagonizing you. It's not like I'm attracted to you or anything."
"Oh, alright. See you tomorrow then." Kate replied. Tony turned and left, leaving Kate alone in the alley behind headquarters.
'That look in his eyes, was that.. pain?' Kate shook her head. "Wishful thinking, Todd, will never get you anywhere." she said to herself, and slowly began trudging to her car. It was gonna be a long night.
AN: Sorry for all of the different words for dumpster. And for using the same ones more than once, lol. I just can't make you people happy, can I? sob I'm alright now.
As for you delinquents badgering me about American Nightmare... Keep it up. :D I like it! (Don't tell anyone you know that, or I'll NEVER be able to sue for harrassment. lol) Okay, as for American Nightmare, I'm working on it. I got ideas from my muse, and now I'm trying to write it. This is complicated be the fact that I started two other stories and ANOTHER missing scenes one. O.o Sorry. It'll be up soon. And this chapter would've been up last night, but I got stung by a wasp between the top joints of my pinkie, and my finger swelled to about three times it's normal size. Yeah. It was freakin' awesome. No, I'm a girl.
"Ugh! This is disgusting." Kate's disembodied voice floated out of the dumpster.
"Having fun in there, Kate?" Tony asked.
"Oh yeah. I love dumpster diving." Kate sarcastically threw back.
Tony wistfully sighed. "America's favorite pass time. Wanna switch?"
"No. No sense in both of us smelling like garbage. Why'd the murderer have to pick a garbage chute? I'm gonna kill that sadistic bastard."
"The killer could be a woman." Tony corrected.
"Not the killer. Gibbs; I'm going to kill- Hey, I've got something. Camera." Kate commanded and reached over the side.
"Oh, no. You're not getting crap on my camera." Tony protested.
"Tony-"
"Move over. I'm coming in." Tony yelled as he hopped up and threw himself into the garbage.
"What the hell?! You moron. What'd you do that for?"
Tony grinned as he started snapping pictures of the bloody clothing. "Bag it."
Kate rolled her eyes as she bent down to retrieve the clothes. She'd just sealed the bag when she felt something graze her butt and whirled around. "You pervert!" she yelled, right before she pushed Tony back into the trash.
"Hey! You had something on your butt!"
"Yeah. They're called pants! If you ever-" Kate stopped short as Tony lifted his right hand. From it was dangling a used condom.
"Ew!"
"Yeah, that's what I grabbed."
"Sorry, I thought you were just in for a cheap thrill." Kate apologized as she reached down to help him up.
"That's alright." Tony grinned and yanked her down beside him. "Now we're even."
Kate sat up, and grabbing a handfull of coffee grounds, dropped them on his hat.
"I know you didn't," Tony began, then pushed Kate down in the garbage. Straddling her, he swiped his hand across the side of the trash receptacle, collecting goop. His eyes twinkled as he grinned mischieviously down at Kate, who violently shook her head.
"No. Tony, don't you dare." Tony leaned forward, pinning Kate's arms with his own, swirling the slime in his hand with the opposite index finger. Kate grinned back up at him as she felt beside her for something to use. Her eyes gleamed as she grasped the condom. Tony reached for it and she tossed it...over his head. There was a sick 'thwack' behind them and Tony smiled at her.
"Ha! You missed."
Kate's eyes widened. "Um, not exactly." she whispered.
Tony slowly turned to see Gibbs detach the offensive rubber from his face.
"This is a new one. Of all the opportunites you guys have, you choose to have sex in a garbage can." Gibbs said
Kate and Tony looked from the condom to their position and scrambled to get up.
"No, boss-" "Gibbs, it's not what it looks like."
Gibbs held up a hand. "I don't wanna know. Did you find the clothes?"
"Uh, yeah. They're-" Kate ducked down and grabbed the evidence. "Here."
Gibbs took the bag and turned to leave.
"Oh, boss. The knife's in the truck."
"Good. You two can just walk around front. I want you home and taking showers ASAP."
"But it's only-Wow! It's 1800." Kate said.
"Time flies when you're dumpster diving." Tony joked.
"That's what you were doing?" Gibbs asked, eyebrows raised.
"You know what I was doing. You put me in there." Kate replied.
"I ordered you in there, and I saw what you guys were doing. Didn't look like dumpster diving to me." Gibbs struggled to keep a straight face as a fuming Kate struggled to climb out of the dumpster. Seeing that she was stuck, Tony reached up, grabbed her around the waist and deposited her on the ground. "Thanks," she murmured, then turned to Gibbs.
"It was NOT what it looked like." she insisted.
"Really? It looked to me like you and DiNozzo were getting it on in a dumpster."
"Yeah? Well, how'd we manage it with all of our clothes on?" Kate challenged.
"Hey, I'm not questioning how you do it. I just think that there are better places. Bed, couch, kitchen table.. Unless you're into kink. Then there's always the D.C. park, mile high club-"
"Already a member." Tony smiled. "What about you, Kate?"
Relieved to change the subject, even moderately, Kate replied, "Not that it's any of your business, but no."
Tony frowned. "But you worked on Air Force One. You can't be telling us-"
"I can and I just did. What about you, Gibbs?"
"I gotta go." Gibbs hopped into the truck.
"Boss, that's not fair. We told."
"I don't have to tell." Gibbs called over his shoulder. "But if it bothers you that much, I'm an advanced member. Angie was really into that. Have fun with your shower." Gibbs winked at them and drove off.
"So wife number two was-"
Kate cut Tony off. "He thinks we were having sex in an oversized garbage can. You and me. Can you believe this? It's ridiculous. I can't believe it."
"What's so unbelievable about it? We're both single, attractive people, of consenting age. Why couldn't we-"
"We work together, that's why!" Kate snapped. She inwardly winced at the look on Tony's face.
"Okay, sorry. See you tomorrow." Tony called and began walking toward the front of the building.
"Tony-"
"Nah, it's fine. I was just antagonizing you. It's not like I'm attracted to you or anything."
"Oh, alright. See you tomorrow then." Kate replied. Tony turned and left, leaving Kate alone in the alley behind headquarters.
'That look in his eyes, was that.. pain?' Kate shook her head. "Wishful thinking, Todd, will never get you anywhere." she said to herself, and slowly began trudging to her car. It was gonna be a long night.
AN: Sorry for all of the different words for dumpster. And for using the same ones more than once, lol. I just can't make you people happy, can I? sob I'm alright now.
As for you delinquents badgering me about American Nightmare... Keep it up. :D I like it! (Don't tell anyone you know that, or I'll NEVER be able to sue for harrassment. lol) Okay, as for American Nightmare, I'm working on it. I got ideas from my muse, and now I'm trying to write it. This is complicated be the fact that I started two other stories and ANOTHER missing scenes one. O.o Sorry. It'll be up soon. And this chapter would've been up last night, but I got stung by a wasp between the top joints of my pinkie, and my finger swelled to about three times it's normal size. Yeah. It was freakin' awesome. No, I'm a girl.