"Choose your class."

The essence of a newly-created cool handsome Male Mii wearing a red shirt answered the question with one of his own: "Where's the option for 'Thief?'"

"We don't have one of those, but your aura persuades that of the way of the Mii Gunner."

"I don't know what that is, but it sounds amazing."

"Very well then. Awaken you shall, Mii Fighter.

The new Mii Fighter, now wearing a red Standard Mii Gunner Outfit, soon found himself in a fountain. He had several other Miis watching over him as he rose.

A female Mii in a similar outfit to his gasped. "It's really him." Another trio of female Mii Fighters each with identical faces, but different classes each sighed and commented how dreamy he was.

The red-clad Mii shook his head and placed his free hand on his heart. "Of course. It is I, Star-Lord-Look-alike of the Legendary Cool Thief of Miitopia."

Mii Brawler whispered into Mii Swordfighter's ear. "I've heard he's actually an amalgamation of several different people."

The chief swordfighter gasped. "No way. Really?"

"Yes, really. It says here that he enjoys life as a Male Popstar on the side, along with building furniture, archeology, and falconry."

"Whoa."

"Welcome to Smash, Star-Lord. We are Mii Fighters-guardians of the Smash Kingdom and Universe. Shall I show you to the armor rack?"

"Yeah."

The first thing that caught his eyes was a bright set of predominantly orange armor with an arm cannon attached labeled "Samus's Armor".

"Now that is cool! A set of the armor materialized around him. "Sweet. Now all I need is a hat and I'm ready to go!" He shifted through a number of headgear and hats before settling on the complementary Samus's Helmet.

"I suppose it's only natural you would admire the armor of a fellow intergalactic bounty hunter, erm..."

Star-Lord laughed. "Intergalactic? Basis. Bounty hunter? Former. Ever since we saved Miitopia from the Darker Lord, I help the wife run an orphanage in Neksdor. She's a beautiful and understanding Kind Cleric who saved our lives countless times. We bonded over similar interests in stars and space and camaraderie during our journey, and eventually got married once peace returned to all the lands." Star-Lord soon brushed off his more emotional side. "So, when do we fight people?"

"Are you just going to blindly rush into battle without knowing your Special Move concentration?"

Mii Gunner escorted him to a set of four touchscreens, each showcasing the different Specials of a Mii Gunner

"Oh that. Um...Are these explosives?"

"Those are grenades. They're kind of like bombs."

"Nice."

He touched the first screen several times until a robotic voice said "You have selected Neutral Special 3: Grenade Launch," and did the same for Stealth Burst, Cannon Jump Kick, and Echo Reflector.

Mii Gunner then showed him to a room with a lone Sandbag to practice his moves on, and he launched it high up and across the room, singing while doing so.

"Are you ready to come out, Star-Lord?"

"Actually, I think I wanna try out the Arm Rocket."

Mii Gunner pressed some buttons before giving Star-Lord a thumbs-up.

"ARM ROCKET!" He launched high up into the air. When Mii Gunner asked how it felt, he responded, "I'm a little disappointed that didn't do anything to the bag, but did you see that height? I about surprised myself, I mean meh!"

"Congratulations Star-Lord, you are now a fully-fledged Mii Fighter!" More Miis circled around them and cheered, whom he casually introduced himself to, until he caught glimpse of a woman through a glass pane.

"Rosalina? I'm melting...My sweet sweet Rosalina."

"Ah. True love with a look-alike, a common occurrence for Miis. You know, a lot of your companions were based on Fighters here."

"Do you think she would like to meet yours truly, or should I introduce her to...um, 'her,' I guess?"

"Hahaha! Star-Lord, you are plucky!"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well, there's an old story about Mii Fighters who look-alike other Fighters. There was once a Mii Swordfighter based off of Sephiroth..."

"I know a vampire named Sephiroth."

"Okay...Anyway, then Sephiroth became a Fighter. And his Mii look-alike was never seen again."

Star-Lord took a second to put two and two together. "Dark Lord! Is that going to be me one day?"

"No."

Mii Brawler heard them talking. "Hey what's going on?"

"He's in love."

"I hate to break it to you new guy, but she has a boyfriend or at the very least a suitor, maybe. I'm not sure."

"He wouldn't happen to be cautious and a chef wouldn't he, or is he a kind mage?" Star-Lord asked.

"The first one, sir."

"I figured. He's a lucky man. I should meet him too; he always made the best food for us on our quests."