Mario and the Toaster
Disclaimer:Yes I own them!I own them allll!sees herd of lawers in distanceOk!I don't!to own Yoshi is Herd leaves,mutteringI don't own them.Althought the plot to ownYoshi is working….You didn't hear that.
One fine day in Mushroom Kingdom, Mario was walking along when he found a…-gasp-toaster! He rushed over immediately to the poor toaster, hugging it and 'consoling' it over the fact that it was abandoned.
Mario:You poor thing.I'll name you…Melvin!I'm such a genius.
The toaster was white and could hold two pieces at once.Mario was amazed over the feature.But that's not important.Anyway's Luigi was walking by Mario when he saw the toaster.
Luigi:What'cha got bro?
Mario:A toaster.
Luigi took the toaster and raised in the air as if was a sacrifice.He looked like nd idiot but that didn't stop him.
Luigi:The toaster is a symbol of the shrubs considering it came from the shrubs themselves.This toaster however is not like a shrub.The tree can't make toast!The toaster can.So bow down to the almighty toaster!
Mario sniffed and wiped a tear away from his eye.
Mario:So..so..beautiful.
Luigi:Thank you all.
Luigi bowed and zoomed off laughing manically.Mario stared in awe.He saw a Yoshi block and hit it.Yoshi popped out.
Yoshi:Wreet!Where to?
Mario:Peach's castle!
Yoshi took off for Peach's castle.Mario,on his back was singing some odd song…Yoshi was annoyed so he dumped Mario on to the grass in front of Peach's castle.
Yoshi:Wret wreet!You're tone deaf!
Mario ran away,clutching the toaster.He soon arrived on Peach's doorstep.Ringing the bell he waited.And waited.And waited some more.
Mario:Come on!It's been a five whole seconds!
Suddenly Mario saw the doors opening.Two mushroomians opened the door.
1st mushroom:Welcome!
2nd mushroom:Princess Peach is in the Main Hall,with Toad.
Mario barged in and ran straight for Main Hall.He saw Taod talking to Peach about the whatever-you-call-it.
Mario:Peach,look what I found!
Peach:A toaster?So what?
Mario:It can make toast!
Peach:That's why it's called a toaster….
Mario:Yeah!Suuuuure.
Peach:Whatever you say Mario.'Idiot.'
Mario:You're so mean!
Mario ran away to never be seen again unless you look inside where he lives.Then you'll see him living with his toaster,happily ever after,making toast.
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