Piranha
By: Duh… Me!
This is why Fuuma and Kotori should never free scientist's mad, mutant fish
What's up ppl? Yeah it's me again XD you can panic now! Muahaha! - Any ways, now here is another thingy for you to enjoy, and again: I don't own anything! I just steal it for a while, muahaha, just to write this kinda' thingys for… guess who? You! The only freak reading this xD any ways… I don't own anything, I ain't rich, and yes, I'm from Texas XD (note the "ain't") Enjoy!!
Everything starts in a pretty Saturday sunny day, birds singing to Spring, mom cooking in the kitchen and Kotori running as fast as she can towards the room where her brother Fuuma is…
Kotori: Opens the door violently Fuuma!! OO
Fuuma is reading a porn magazine
Fuuma: Huh? Uh!? hides the magazine Kotori! Errr… Hi. nnU
Kotori: What was that? ¬¬
Fuuma: What was that? o.o
Kotori: What was THAT? ¬¬
Fuuma: What was what? nn
Kotori: Was that a porn magazine? ¬¬
Fuuma: No! O-ó In what do you base on? Throws the magazine away and it falls into his sister's hamster water tank
Kotori: Noooo!! You killed my swimming hamster! ToT
Fuuma: Killed it? o.ó It was death already!
Kotori: Eh? Why?! TOT
Fuuma: Cause' hamsters don't go in a water tank. ¬¬
Kotori: Silence ... Oh, well. Any ways, remember that we were playing on the military tanks, where mad, military mutant fish where held yesterday? o.o
Fuuma: Yep, why?
Kotori: Well, nothing serious but, they are free and they are now killing children in a lake of a summer camp.
Fuuma: Oh...
Kotori: ...
Fuuma: Cool...
Kotori: It is NOT cool! ¬¬ We got to do somethin'! o-ó Poor little children…
Fuuma: Uhhh... Like what?
Kotori: Like... I don't know... You are the smart and evil one! o-ó I'm the hopeless, funny and sexy one!
Fuuma: Hey... I think I got an idea...
Kotori and Fuuma appear running like psychos on the street yelling to what others seemed insanities.
Fuuma: EVERYONE!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER!!! OR YOU'LL DIE!!
Kotori: YEAH!! THERE ARE MAD, MUTANT FISH FREE IN THE WATER!!!
Nemo slaps Fuuma's face and a mummy is thrown to Kotori. Don't ask from where.
Kotori: Nemo! - takes Nemo of Fuuma's face and hugs it
Fuuma: What a bad attitude in these angry neighbors. ¬¬
Spiderman appears
Spiderman: I ain't angry... I am your friendly neighbor. nn (Yeah, he was Texan too.)
FuumaL: Builds up some power in his hands and hits Spiderman taking him far away
Kotori: That sucks... Wait, I think I got an idea... nn!
Now, Fuuma and Kotori appear on the border of the lake where children were massacred, each one with a little, tropical fish net.
Fuuma: Honestly... ¬¬ this isn't working.
Kotori: Of course is workin'! O-ó
Fuuma: It is not... O-ó
A piranha eats Kotori's hand
Kotori: Ghia! TOT
Fuuma: Oh, this is just great! This isn't working AND my sister lost a hand... What? Wait, I got an idea!
Kotori: Throws herself to the ground AHH!! AHH!! TOT MY HAAAAND!!!
Fuuma: These are tropical fish, which means...
Kotori: Screaming in pain
Fuuma: ...If we add salt to the water, they'll just …die!
Kotori: MY HAND GODDAMN IT!!
Fuuma: Let's go! Before humanity is eaten by stinky, mad fish! Takes Kotori by the arm that has no hand and starts running
After a lot of 007 agent stuff, killing militaries, using fake, weird gadgets and blah blah, Fuuma appears with Kotori at the top of a building with a device in his hand, looking at the lake.
Fuuma: Hear me stinky, mad, mutant fish! Hear me (your God!)! When I press this button, you will ALL DIE! BUAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
People in the borders screaming in joy
Fuuma: In my hands, behold your destiny! Your future! YOU'RE END!
People with flags with Fuuma's face and papers reading 'I heart Fuumis'
Person: Yeah, that's right baby! Oó
Fuuma: Yeah, what ever ¬¬... Presses the button
People laugh and jump in joy
Fuuma: Now! People on ... eerrr… the border... SWIM! SWIM IN JOY AND SAFELY!! Takes his hands to the air
Everybody: YEAAAAAHH!!
Everyone jump into the water, the people disappear with painful screaming and the lake turns completely red
Kotori: ... You killed them... oo
Fuuma: ...Oh well... Throws the device and walks away with his hands in his pockets, singing a Xmas song
The End
Yeah, it sucks, but what? I had just seen the Piranha movie and I was laughing like psycho! (Yeah, more, muahaha!) So I just came out with the idea… Common'! You did laugh a little! Lol. Any ways, c ya' next time!
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vested triplicates, amongst bails of used skin... this rash severing
vermin fractures, camped on the hands of the poor."
-Moatilliatta