Chapter 1: The annoying song.

Early one sunny morning, Ash, Misty and Brock were all headed to the Pokemon stadium in Jhoto. "Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Our hearts so true! Our courage something, something! You need me and I need you! Poke--" Ash sang.

"Ash," Misty began, "shut-up, you've been singing that stupid song for hours! Togepi is about to send you into a whirlpool somewhere that no one will be able to hear you scream…" He quietly began to stop, then burst out, "POKEMON!" "ASH!!!! I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO--"

"Misty," Brock began to question, "did you take the pills Dr. Pock told you to take?"

"Umm….maybe…." Misty replied.
" Misty…"

"UGH! FINE! ASH! Ahem… Ash, I am deeply sorry for yelling at you and I promise not to do it again, unless--"

"No and's, but's, or or's, just 'sorry' will do," Brock corrected.
"Sorry," Misty sneered.
"Sorry Misty. Hey, have you noticed how Pikachu has been acting? He's like, just weird," Ash asked, slightly concerned for the well being of his Pokemon, but not by much.
"Pika! Pika! Piiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaaaa!" Pikachu screamed.
"Let me get my Pokemon trainer guide thingy and check out what he said," Brock said.
He rustled through his tote bag which "does not" contain several sticks of lipstick and several eye-shadow cases.

"Here it is!" Brock proclaimed as he gleefully held up what he believed was his poke-dex.

"Brock, that's a palm-pilot. Here, mine reads that Pikachu just said 'wow, my paws are huge, have you ever actually looked at your paws before? I mean, really looked at your paws before?'" Misty read.
"I wonder what he means by that," Ash pondered.
"Gosh, you guys are pathetic. Pikachu is high," Misty explained.
Brock and Ash looked back at her in a confused manner. "You know, high, wasted, drugged up?" Ash and Brock continued to give her a confused look.

Misty buried her hands into her face as she was comforted by Togepi. "Oh, Togi," she began, "why do I have to be with these two idiots? Why didn't I just stay at home with my boyfriend?"

"Why is she doing that?" asked Ash.
"I don't know," Brock replied.
Pikachu hopped out of Ash's arms and ran off into the forest. "PIKACHU! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Ash screamed.

"He probably went to live with people who are more on his level of intelligence," Misty suggested.
Ash glared at Misty, although he had no idea what she meant. Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bushes. Who was it? Oh…no…

TO BE CONTINUED…