"You know you deserve it." Hermione said as she ate.
Pyro smirked at her dtention not. "Hey, Aqua," she said slyly, "who do you have for dtention"
"Hmm? Umbridge, why?" Aqua said cautiously.
Pyro slowly made an evil grin. "And I have Snape." Pyro said, sending a mischevious look at Aqua.
Aqua also made an evil grin. "Chaos?" she said.
"Destruction?" her sister said.
"Fun, fun?" Said a voice. They turned around. Isis was there, also holdiong a detention slip.
"Why do you have detention?" Aqua asked.
"In case you didn't notice, Umbridge has been wearing her ugly hat because of the hair- removal potion I put on her head." Isis said, sharing a mischevious grin.
"You're going to get expelled!" Hermione hissed.
"Do I look like I care?" Pyro said.
Hermione quickly gathered her things and left the table. "So, when we're done with our detentions, look for Peeves." Aqua said quickly before leaving.
Pyro made her way towards Snape's dungeon. She arrived to find him glaring at her.
"You look so happy to see me." Pyro smirked.
"I'll make sure that you wish you never heard the word 'detention'." Snape snarled.
"Oh, I can't wait." Pyro barked.
They entered the dungeon. "You'll glean the floor... Muggle style." Snape said as he walked towards his private office.
"'Muggle-style?' What the fucking hell is a Muggle?" Pyro asked, confused.
Snape stopped suddenly. He slowly turned and faced her. "Until you learn some manners, you will clean this floor without magic, do you understand?" Snape snarled?
"Yeah, sure. Whatever you say." Pyro said as she headed for the broom cupboard.
Aqua took her time going to Umbridge's class. She arrived an hour late.
"You're late." Umbridge said in a singsong voice.
"I know." Aqua said, smirking. "So, what do I have to do?" she asked.
"Come over here and sit, please." Umbridge said, smiling widely.
Aqua made a face when the toad said 'please.' She didn't like the sound in her voice. Cautiously, she sat at the destk. All that was seen was a black quill and a piece of parchment.
"You're going to write lines.: Umbridge said sweetly.
"Um, there isn't any ink." Aqua said, looking around the desk.
Umbridge's smile widened. "Of course, the message will eventually sink in."
Snape was grading some papers when he heard, "Owie!" Quickly, he ran out of his office. Pyro was bending over something, trying to hold it down.
"Oh, don't worry- Ouch! Shit!" Pyro said as the thing bit her. Trying to escape was a large, brown rat.
"Oh, no you don't!" Pyro shouted. She changed into a lion and pounced on the large rat. It was squeaking loudly. Opening her lion mouth, she swallowed the rat whole.
Snape stared at her as she changed back. She turned to Snape and gave him the victory sign.
"So, what next?" Pyro asked.
"What do you mean?" Snape muttered.
"I've cleaned the floor, haven't I?" Pyro said, smiling.
Snape looked at the now sparkling floor. He had to admit, it was pretty clean.
Pyro suddenly jumped on his back and shouted triumphantly. "Never look away from me!" Suddenly a large amount of powdered glitter was poured on his head.
Aqua started to write on the parchment. She didn't see the point of writing without ink.
"Stop, stop!" Umbridge cried. Aqua stopped. She didn't know what she was doing wrong. "What is wrong with it?" Umbridge muttered to herself.
Suddenly a thought came to her mind. "Is the quill magical?" Aqua said slowly.
Umbridge looked at Aqua, her doughy face pale. "Yes. It's my special quill for troublesome students." Umbridge satd.
Suddenly Aqua laughed and almost couldn't stop. It was so stupid!
"Oh... oh my! Hahaha... hoohoo!" Aqua laughed as tears came down. Umbridge turned away and continued to mutter. Suddenly a large container of goo was covering her body.
An evil crackle echoed in her classroom. "Never turn away from me. Have fun trying to get out of Solidifying Ice Goo!" Aqua laughed before taking off.
Pyro, Peeves, and Isis were deciding on evil plans when Aqua joined in.
"Hey, I have a good idea." Pyro said, grinning.
"Who does it involve?" Aqua asked, although she had a feeling she already knew.
"Snape." Pyro said, giving the others her most evil grin.
The next morning, everyone came into the Great Hall as normal. Quickly everyone noticed a figure hanging several feet above the floor. It was Snape! All the teachers and students stared at him. It was a strange and funny sight to see.
He had an old-fashioned pink petticoat dress on. Heavy make-up covered his face. He was completely covered in sparkling glitter. His hair was decorated with ribbons, braids, and flowers. Everyone would have laughed if he hadn't glared so angrily at them.
Gracefully climbing head first down the rope toward Snape was Pyro.
"You..." Snape growled.
"Silenco." Pyro said in a bored voice, using Snape's own wand.
Snape didn't try to speak, but glared at her wirh great hatred.
"Oh, is Snapey not liking our little joke?" Pyro said in a baby voice. Nobody dared to speak, afraid of anything Pyro might do. Pyro went to the other side of the rope. Smirking, she took out a small dagger. Holding onto the rope, she cut the rope. Snape fell to the floor. Aqua dropped a bucket f water on Snape, soaking him.
"Hit it!" Pyro cried. Across from Snape, Isis did a Tarzan vine gliding trick. A bag hit Snape and he was instantly covered in feathers. Isis, Pyro, and Aqua laughed nonstop as the rest of the school stood horrified.
A/N: Sorry this took so long to post. Please review. The more reviews, the soonerIpost.