An interesting parody of all those gay Draco/Harry fanfics. Enjoy! (its very short)
Draco walked into the Gryffindor common room. Colin yelled,
"Get out Blondie!" and several blonde girls (including the author) attacked him for being hairist. At that exact moment, Ron confessed his love for Hermione, Seamus, Dean, Fred, George, and Lee became the new Queer Eye Guys, the NHL went on strike, and Harry came down the stairs in a pretty pink prom dress.
"I'm here to bring Harry to the Valentines' Day Ball." Draco said as Harry ran to him, tripping over his 5 inch heels.
"What's the point of a Valentines' Day Ball when it's October?" Professor Quirrell asked, after he had been resurrected and appeared in the Gryffindor common room.
"So me and Harry can touch each other fondly and know one will be suspicious!" Draco shouted, and then looked at Harry, who was adjusting his water bra.
"Oooooooh!" Shouted everyone in the common room except George, who was intently picking his nose. So Harry and Draco left for the ball, when Draco drastically changed his name to Pippy McFublebuster at a spur of the moment decision by the author. So then Harry and Pippy McFublebuster left the common room again, with a group of followers and admirers. Suddenly, the walked into the great hall and starting Freak-dancing, and then realized they were the only ones dancing, so the had mad sex on the floor. Afterwards, Harry decided he was in love with the booger George had been intently picking, and Pippy was hitched with the Ravenclaw table.
Hoped you enjoyed my utter randomness and appreciated my somewhat childish humor. I know this doesn't make sense, but it won't, unless you stand on your head, drink grape soda mixed with paint thinner, and yell "Skickled Fig Pins!" (or if you want to be proper, pickled pig skins.) So, R&R if you'd like!