A/N – Thanks Amy for helping me set up my account!!! This is my first fan fiction, so please be honest in reviews so that I can perfect my writing. Enjoy!! PS- Sorry it's such a short chapter; I didn't have time to write anymore. Future chapters will be longer.
Chapter 1- Get the Phone!
RIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
"Frodo, get the phone!!!!!!!" Sam hoarsely yelled as he sat in his rocking chair.
"What?????? Go home???? I am home!" Frodo had lost his hearing aid again.
"No! Get-The-phone!"
Sam was really getting annoyed with Frodo.
"But it's not ringing!!" Frodo said.
"Yes, it is!!!" Sam was about to KILL.
"No it's not, but I'll answer it anyway."
Frodo picked up the phone, but got a dial tone.
This was the third time that day that the phone had not been answered in time.
"Frodo, you need a new hearing aid!!!" Now Sam was really mad.
"Why? I can hear you fine! So what did you say you wanted with that pork?
Sam smacked his head, and them began to slam it against the wall. How could he get Frodo to the doctor if he couldn't even hear?
Just then, Rosie Cotton pulled up in the driveway in her corvette.
"HONEY, I'M HOME!" Rosie screamed at the neighbor's cat.
"Rosie, I'm over here," Sam said as he hobbled out to greet her.
Sam thought to himself, "Why am I cursed to live with these people?!? Why???
Later that day at the doctors….
"Well, Frodo, it seems that your hearing has gotten progressively worse." The doctor said.
"No wonder." Sam muttered under his breath.
" Sam, are we having chicken for dinner tonight?" Frodo asked.
"Frodo, listen to the doctor!!!"