It was another fucking day in Royal fucking Woods where Lincoln fucking Loud had just woken up and gotten out of fucking bed. He had just gotten fucking dressed when his fucking phone rang. He looked at the fucking name on the fucking phone to see it was his fucking girlfriend Jordan.
"This Bitch again..." He fucking said out loud to himself with a fucking sigh. He put his fucking phone in his pocket which was covered in shit and headed down the fucking stairs.
Heading into the dining room where his cunt family was sitting at the table. His retarded sister Luna was gesturing for him to sit next to her. Lincoln looked over in disgust. "You can fuck right off, dumbass." he spat before kicking Lynn Jr. in the head, forcing her off the chair and immediately putting her into a coma for which she would never wake. Lincoln took the chair as his anorexic father who weighed a mere 55 pounds walked in, his hand shaking and carrying plates. "Eat up my dear children, I have made you roasted Eagle on buns." Lynn Sr said as he placed the food down. Suddenly, a look of horror was plastered on the family's faces as they heard it. From above, upstairs the bathroom door had opened.
"DIIIIID SUMWON SAY COOKED EEGAL" The entire house began shaking as the enormous obese retarded blob that was Rita Loud began to descend the stairs.
"Children! take your food now and run! I will hold her off! GO, NOW!" Lynn Sr shouted as the furniture shook violently.
A moment later, the 900-pound Rita Loud broke through the wall and into the dining room.
"WHERE ARE EEGAL FOOD" She bellowed as Lynn Sr. Stood his ground, holding up a piece of celery to keep the fat fuck at bay.
"N-Now Honey, I will cook for you but I only had enough dead eagles for the kids! I-I'll be happy to serve you up some Pokemon if you'd just give me a few minutes- RITA, HONEY NO PLEA-" The cries of the starved incel father were silenced as his tub of lard wife snapped his neck and ate him in less than 5 seconds.
To Be Continued