On the grooooounds, Snape was walk-ing,
Behiiind hiiiim, I was stalk-ing,
My water balloons fuuuuuull,
With water and sooooap,
I'm gonna throw them at him,

Then he wiiiillll, be more cleeeeean
And his smeeeeeel, less stink-y
Getting readyyyy, for the attack,
Following him around the grounds,

Near the tree is where I will get him!
I'll hide where he can't seeeeee!
He'll look all around and won't find meeeeeeee,
I'll be sitting here and laaaaaughiiiiiing!

Later ooooon, he'll be more smell-y
And again, be-come oiiil-y
But for a short while,
He'll be reall-y clean,
After I hit him with theeese