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Chapter 2:
A feast, snogs and CHOCOLATE CAKE!
The first years had been sorted into their houses and Dumbledore had made his usual announcements. Aria sat next to Lily and Remus, Lily sat next to James. Kady, Sirius and Peter sat across from them.
"Hey Wormtail where's you girlfriend?" James inquired.
"She's on the toilet, had a bit of diarrhea."
"Err, thanks for the info Wormy." Remus wasn't exactly in the mood for eating anymore.
"So dif woo cath up wif Calbin?" Kady asked with her mouthful of food, earning a glare from James.
"Kady chew first then talk, you're just as bad as Sirius! And yes I did catch up with him," Lily replied.
"Whof juft ath bad ath me?" Sirius asked.
"You two should hook up," James was trying to get Sirius a date with Kady.
"Uno problemo! I have a boyfriend thanks."
"Awww, you wouldn't prefer to date me instead?" Sirius put on a hurtful look.
"When I'm not dating Jack."
"You're dating Jack Gavins?" James nearly choked on his food.
"So you'll consider dating me after Jack?" Sirius asked ignoring James.
"Yes to James and err… um… perhaps to Sirius." Kady replied.
"So Lilykins, wanna go out with me? You know you want to!" There goes James back to his usual ways, thought Lily.
"Well… urgh… you see, I'm going out with Calvin." James looked torn.
"Your going out with that son of a bi…"
"JAMES! Don't call him that, he is sweet, funny, nice and doesn't have a big inflatable head."
"I wonder who you are referring to my lovely drop of sunshine," James was going to go and have a little talk with this Calvin later on. Then something clicked in his head: she didn't say no… wait… she didn't say no! "So you'd go out with me if you weren't dating Calvin!?" James asked getting all excited.
"Please don't wet your pants James, the only time I would consider dating you is if … well … um…" Lily wasn't sure what to say, she had no excuse for not dating James.
"Ooo, Lily is lost for words because she has a wittle crush on Jamsiewamsie!" Kady said in a baby voice.
"I don't have a crush on James!" Lily protested, she was ready for a fight, she was also determined to stop this conversation as she was worried at what Aria or Kady might say…
"Oh c'mon Lily, you said so yourself that James was hot on the train!" Too late, Aria had said it.
"You think I'm hot, well I'm touched. How about a little kiss?" James puckered his lips and leant forward. Much to his dismay Lily didn't kiss him back, but then again he didn't really expect her too.
"No, no kisses! James!" Lily squealed as James grabbed her and started trying to kiss her. "Stop! Alright. I said you were hot, that's all, I didn't say I fancied you, had a crush on you or anything like that. Just that you were hot."
"Uh huh. Like you could resist my irresistible Quidditch talents, my gorgeous body and my sexy looks!" James puffed his chest out. Then an evil grin came across Lily's face.
"No James, I couldn't resist your irresistible Quidditch talents, your gorgeous body and sexy looks, I should have told you from the start that I loved you!" Lily said in a seductive way. Kady and Aria were on the virge of cracking up laughing, whilst Remus, Sirius and Peter were wide eyed at the scene watching contently.
"Really?" James asked, his hazel eyes looked so happy behind his round rimmed glasses.
"Nah, I was just playing with you. Maybe if I was drunk I would think that." All the girls cracked up laughing. James looked really hurt. He got up and left the table. Sirius and Remus gave each other looks.
"Where'd James go?" Aria looked around the room after she had calmed down.
"What Lily said hurt him, good one Lils." Sirius shook his head.
"I didn't mean to upset him!" She watched as he left through the doors, she got up and chased after him.
"JAMES! OY! JAMES! WAIT UP!" Lily ran after James and in front of him.
"Real funny Evans, did you get a good kick out of it?" James tried to push past her but she kept getting in his way. She felt a little offended to be referred to by her last name by him.
"I'm really sorry James, it was only a joke! I didn't mean to upset you."
"No, you didn't think that perhaps you hurt my feelings, you probably thought I didn't have any feelings did you Evans! Hmm? Well newsflash! I have feelings, and you hurt them!" Lily gave James a hug.
"Please forgive me, it's not like you don't torment me most of the time," James thought about this, it was true. He pranked her a lot when he was younger, probably hurt her feelings a lot too. And to have her now apologising, hugging him and being nice was perhaps more than he deserved. He sighed.
"I forgive you Lily," Lily's face lit up and she pulled away.
"Thanks James."
"One Question,"
"What?"
"Can I have a kiss?" James put on a puppy face, Lily hit him slightly, "I'll forgive you even more!" Lily thought about it and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. "I hardly call that a kiss Lily."
"You didn't say where now come back to the feast James, Dumbledore still wants to meet us afterwards." She ruffled his hair and walked off back into the feast, James following her with his goofy grin on again.
"What did you do to James, Lily? His hair is a mess!" Aria looked at him up and down.
"Nothing, I just apologised and we had a little talk, that's all. Besides, his hair is always messy." Lily gave them a sweet smile. James still looked goofy with his grin and was thinking about Lily ruffling his hair and at least giving him some sort of small kiss.
"Prongs, why is…?" Sirius broke off whatever Peter was about to say.
"Look Wormtail, it's your girlfriend back from the toilet, don't keep her waiting!" Wormtail rushed over to see a pale Minni, they left the feast and went back to the Gryffindor common room. "That got rid of him, for now."
"Sirius, that's not very nice." Kady look straight into Sirius's eyes.
"You really wanted to have him talking about some weird and ridiculous nonsense?" Asked Sirius. Kady smiled.
"I guess not."
"Thought so. Less talking more eating people! Look, chocolate cake for dessert!"
"Did you say chocolate cake?" All the girls questioned in unison.
"Sure did!" The boys watched as a pack of vultures, aka the girls, grabbed as much chocolate cake as they could and stuffed their faces. James managed to get a slice but Remus and Sirius were unfortunate.
"Care to share a bit with your loving boyfriend?" Remus was putting on puppy eyes to Aria.
"Nope, get your own!"
"I would if there was any left!" She gave him a sweet smile with chocolate cake crumbs here and there. James was about to take a bite out of his cake that he had managed to steal from Lily's plate when Vera came up and sat on his lap, taking the piece of cake.
"You don't mind if I have this, do you?" She said in her most seductive yet annoying voice possible.
"Well…" She didn't let him finish.
"Thanks James, you always were so kind and sexy." She started bringing the cake up to her mouth when she was rudely interrupted by Lily.
"Oh no! Don't eat that, it's high in fat and goes straight to your thighs!" Vera dropped the cake immediately back onto James's plate and let out a disgusted sound, Sirius and Remus started laughing but the other girls didn't notice as they were engulfing their cake, "Look Vera, Amos Diggory is beckoning you! Better not keep him waiting!" Vera got off James's lap and raced over to where Amos was sitting. He was quite surprised to all of a sudden have her sitting on his lap but he was happy anyway.
"Thanks Lily," James was relieved to see her go. He was about to pick up his cake when Lily snatched it off the plate.
"I didn't save that piece of cake for nothing!" She took a bite out of it but James then grabbed it back.
"Did you just steal a piece of chocolate cake from Lily?" Aria screeched. No one stole chocolate cake from those three girls. It was like, against regulations! James ate the piece of cake in one mouthful and then gave a satisfied smile. The girls stared at him.
"Yes, and I ate it too!" The boys laughed at the look on the girls faces. It was like someone had told them that they were going to die. "C'mon Lily, you have to admit that was funny. Besides it was my chocolate cake in the first place!"
"It was not! It was mine and you stole it!" She protested. The other girls resumed to cleaning any crumbs of chocolate cake left on their plates.
"You ate practically a whole chocolate cake each! I think you had enough."
"Whatever, talk to the hand because the ears aint listening!" She stuck her hand up in James' face.
"Hello Lily's hand, you look beautiful today! Would you like to go out with me? Yes! Oh goodie, how about the next Hogsmeade trip? Good, good." James then started kissing Lily's hand. The others burst out laughing and Lily pulled her hand away wiping it on James' cloak.
"James!" Lily whined. People had started to leave the Great Hall and Prefects were directing the first years as to where to go.
"Lils, did you and James have to go see Dumbledore now?" Kady looked up at Lily.
"Oh yes, I'll see you guys later!" Lily stood up and chocolate crumbs fell to the floor.
"Bye Lils. Bye James." Kady replied and walked off with the others who were now all deep in conversation. James and Lily headed over to Professor Dumbledore.
"Hello Mr Potter, Miss Evans. Please follow me and I shall take you to your new common room and dormitories." They followed Dumbledore out and kept walking until they came upon a portrait of a lady sitting on a broom and flying around the Quidditch field, "Butterbeer." The portrait swung open and revealed a very large common room filled with the same contents that the Gryffindor one had and looked about the same as it too. It was also in Gryffindor colours. Dumbledore left them to get acquainted to their new rooms, but before he left he told them a couple of things, "This is where you will be sleeping, your things have been brought into your rooms and you may if you wish to sleep in your other dormitories on some nights. You can change the password whenever you please as long as you notify the other head. Oh, and do try and keep it clean," his eyes looked over to James, "enjoy!" and with that he walked off. Lily ran inside and into the first door she saw.
"JAMES! Look! This bathroom is as big as our old bedrooms."
"Wow!" The bathroom had a very large square bath tub that could fit around four people inside. It was placed in the right corner next to another door. There were small cubicles next to each other on the left that had curtains for doors, these were showers, and a toilet and basin in the middle against the far wall. There was also another door next to the showers. Lily went in to the right one and James went into the left one. They found their bedrooms.
"James! James! What does your room look like?" Lily was jumping up and down, she ran to James door and looked inside. He had a King sized bed, Quidditch Posters on the walls, a bookshelf, desk and various other objects. Lily's room was the same except she had posters of a few rock bands, animals and an assortment of other ones. Lily looked at the time and decided to head off to bed, "it's nearly bed time James, I think we should get some sleep as we have school in the morning. Goodnight."
"Night Lils," Lily walked out of James' room and into her own. She changed into her pyjamas and got into bed, she fell asleep almost straight away.
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