Okay before I start I don't friggen own Ruroni Kenshin. Some other guy does. However I do own a 2004 Cadillac with chrome 20's and leather interior with a seat warmer... Okay it's just a regular Cadillac... Okay it's really a Kia... Okay it's a go-kart... fine it's a tricycle... and it belongs to my neighbor. This is getting depressing let's talk about something else. Oh that's right! The fan fic! I'm writing this off the top of my head so don't fuggin'... Do whatever you want, I don't care. If you read this then send a good review OR a flame... haven't gotten one of those in a while. Also I don't speak Japanese so there may or may not be a couple of name mis-spellations. What else? Oh yeah! Every one's pretty much an idiot except kenshin...

Cross Kenshin

By Soulstealer777 Silver fang Charon Dark El horny Macnifico the 3rd

Somewhere in northern Japan was a gambling spot, err casino if you will. Suddenly a man wearing a blue and black gi and hakkana with long red hair and a long katana at his side ran out. He looked just like Kenshin aside from the cross-shaped scar that he lacked. Angry drunks and dealers were chasing him out. "Come back, Zenshin! We want the money you owe us!!" They shouted.

"Run! Run! Run! As fast as you can! You can't catch me cause I have a sword!" The Kenshin like guy said as he turned and drew is blade.

"Boulder cutting blade!" Zenshin shouted as he fired a blast of intense wind knocking around the gamblers like sheets of paper. They all laid around the street groaning in pain.

"Heh. Weaklings, but they'll be capacitated again soon so I should hide out at my cousin, Kenshin's place. I hear he stays at the SWEET dojo in the south." The Kenshin look a-like, Zenshin thought as the scene faded.

Another day at the Kamiya-jin Dojo. Which was involved in all usual activity. Karou and Yahiko Practicing that same sword stroke inside. Kenshin around doing housework, And Sanoske sitting around NOT paying his debts. As the day went on like it normally did eventually Kenshin's housework obligations took him to sweeping the front porch. Just sweeping minding his own business... Just sweeping.... sweeping, sweeping, sweeping......... UNTIL SEITO CAME FROM NOWHERE AND ALMOST STABBED KENSHIN TO DEATH WITH HIS KILLER JAPANESSE SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kenshin being the main character and everything quiet easily dodged his rival's attack. Kenshin slid back some then prepared his Bato-jutsu stance.

"Why are here, Seito!?" The red haired drifter asked.

"To deliver the mail of course." Seito said with a calm smile.

"Oro? Weren't you a policeman or something?" Kenshin replied.

"I was but they demoted me for obsessive violence..." Seito emitted.

"I see..." Kenshin said sarcastically.

"But why did they think a mail man would be any less... murderous for you?" Kenshin continued.

"We ALL know from history that the Manji government are total screw up's. After all didn't Shishio almost dominate the country from their complete lack of a militia?" Seito explained.

"hmmm... So that's why..." Kenshin began.

"Anyway. I've got more innocent people to terrorize so I'll just be leaving this message from the Manji government." Seito said as he handed Kenshin a white envelope.

"Kill ya... I mean see ya later Botosi" Seito said again as he began down the street.

"odd...." Kenshin thought staring at his rival walking down the road. Kenshin decided it was probably better not to ask why the day was turning out so weird and just opened his envelope. it read

YO Himura Kenshin

We're kind of in another bind. Come bail us out. We were doing some work for this cartel of drug dealers but the deal went bad and now they want their money. We're all hiding in a closet in the main government building. Please help, we don't want to die, plus Bill from accounting had three burritos. please hurry!

Your main Bitch,

The Manji government

ps. They were BEAN burritos!

Kenshin finished reading.

"Oro?" Kenshin thought.

"This is for gosh darn ridiculous." He said to himself.

"Kenshin what's going on?" Kaouru asked. Kenshin turned around to see Yahiko, Kaoru, and Sano were looking at him.

"I have to go away for a while." Kenshin explained.

"Why?" Kaoru asked simply, but with a touch of concern in her voice.

"Gotta save Japan's ass again. ya know, the usual." Kenshin said casually as he began to walk down the road.

"see ya later kenshin!"

"Get them for me, Kenshin!"

"Be careful!" The voices of Kenshin's friends shouted.

"It's good that he has a part time job aside from baby sitting us." Kaoru commented.

"Yeah, baby sitting the country." Sano replied.

"Kenshin's my hero!!" Yahiko said. suddenly Zenshin appeared in the walkway.

"Hi there!" He greeted everyone.

"Oh! Kenshin! That was quick. I guess the bad guys must have been really weak." Kaoru said mistaking Zenshin for the legendary manslayer, Kenshin.

"Huh? I'm not..." Zenshin began.

"Kenshin! Let me get you a sake!" Sano said running back into the dojo.

"Kenshin! I idolize you. Can I have your autograph... Again!?" Yahiko shouted.

"Kenshin, you're probably tired from your battle. Wanna make out?" Kaoru asked seductively. Zenshin already realized that Kenshin's friends had mistaken him for his cousin. In fact it happened really often. Afterall, they bought their clothes at the same shop and they had a strikingly similar appearance. No scar though. At first he was gonna tell them the truth but then a random pretty raccoon girl asked to make out with him.

"Of course I'm my cousin... I mean Kenshin!" He proclaimed.

"YaY!" Yahiko and Kaoru shouted.

In front of the Manji Headquarters

Kenshin stood before the huge building that was completely surrounded by men in robes holding light sabers.

"The Jedi drug cartel?...... Shit."

To be continued

I emit this isn't the most eloquent thing I've written however I need something to write during 2nd period. Please review or flame, just tell me what you thought, and if it's a flame it better be funny! This Chapter is short but the rest should be friggin' huge! No guarantees though...