Cross Kenshin

Chapter 2

Zenshin had established his place as an imposster for about 1 hour now. Because of his uncanny resembalence to his cousin Kenshin who was away on business, he could easily manipulate Kenshin's friends into waiting hand and foot on him. However, he did not realize that not everyone in this fic was a total idiot... supringly

Zenshin was now relaxing inside the kimiya-jin dojo while Yahiko fanned him with a large leaf. "Kenshin, are you sure this is how you train to use hiten- mitsurugi sword techniques?" The young swordsman asked. Zenshin did not answer. "Kenshin?" Yahiko called.

"Huh? Oh! That's me isn't it? Yes of corse it is. But if you doubt me... errr what was your name again?" Zenshin asked.

"Yahiko. You know that, Kenshin." Yahiko commented.

"Yeah Yagiko. But if you doubt me then I can pass the style to someone else instead." Zenshin said.

"Wha!!!!! Of course not, I would never doubt you, Kenshin!" Yahiko shouted as he began to fan even harder. Kaoru walked inot the room carrying a bowl of grapes.

"Yahiko-chan, you're not making trouble for Kenshin, are you?" Karou asked.

"Of corse not!" Yahiko insisted. "Wait! What did you call me !?!?!?" Yahiko shouted in the realization the Karou added "Chan" to his name. Karou came in sat next to Zenshin.

"How are you feeling, Kenshin?" Karou asked. I know you guys are confused right now but I can explain. Karou has never exactly acted upon her feelings with Kenshin. However if Kenshin was to... err... swoon her, then she'd be all over him in a second. Zenshin totally took advantage of the situation, and since then karou had been acting a lot like megumi. Zenshin yawned.

"Well... I'm a little hungry." Zenshin commented.

"That's good because I brought grapes." Karou said cheerfully.

"Oh goodie! Grapes!" Zenshin replied.

"Don't get up, dear. I'll take care of everything." Karou said as she began feeding him grapes.

"I hate this mushy stuff" Yahiko thought. Suddenly Megumi walked into the room to find Karou feeding Zenshin grapes, but then she realized that it wasn't really Kenshin.

"Karou! Who is this man?" She asked.

"Why it's Kenshin of course. Have you forgotten? Never mind. I'd never be THAT lucky." Karou insisted.

"Zing!" Yahiko commented.

"I don't know waht you're talking about but that... man is NOT Kenshin!" Megumi explained. The sudden acusation caused Zenshin to choke on one of his grapes. He beagn beating on his chest on until he finnaly managed to cough it up. Unfortuatly it hit Yahiko in the eye. "Ahhhh!!!! My eye!!!!" Yahiko shouted rolling around on the floor.

"See what you've done now Megumi? Two people are hurt. Aren't you supposed to be a doctor?" Karou commented now holding Zenshin very tight.

"Gawd!!!! why is everyone around here such an idiot!?" the fustrated megumi shouted.

"What's going on in here?" A voice called from the hallway. Suddenly Sanoske appeared in the doorway behing Megumi.

"Megumi has lost her mind. She thinks that Kenshin is an imposster." Karou explained.

"Is this true. Megumi?" Sano asked.

"Well... Yes! Can't you see it? That man is NOT kenshin!" Megumi exclaimed. Zenshin jumped to his feet.

"Of course i'm the real Kenshin." He said.

"No your not. Just look at you. Your clothes are the wrong color." Megumi stated.

"What? Just because i'm kenshin I have to wear the same fuggin' clothes everyday!?" Zenshin exclaimed.

"Ooooooooo" Karou, Yahiko, and Sano exclaimed.

"Okay then, how come you're holding a REAL sword?" She asked pointing to his VERY sharp and dangerous non-reverse blade sword.

"My other sword is in the shop." Zenshin explained.

"Ooooooooo!!" Karou, Yahiko, and Sano exclaimed again.

"Fine. Where's the cross shaped scar on your face?" Megumi asked.

"It healed. Gawd! You ask morre questions then over-protective parent, but yyou probaly get layed less." Zenshin cme back.

"Zing!" Sano exclaimed.

"It's gonna be a long day." Megumi thought.

outside of the meiji (thanks for the pointer) HQ

Kenshin was still outside of the Meiji building wondering how in the world he was gonna get past jedi. His reverse blade sword was no match for a friggin' light saber. Suddenly a transparent blue little green guy shaped robed guy appeared before him.

"Kenshin!" It exclaimed.

"Master Yoda?" Kenshin questioned.

"No. I'm his cousin 6 times removed, Zoda." The figure explained.

"...Okay..." Kenshin said.

"If you wish to save the Meiji government again, and I don't see why you would. You have to use the force." Zoda explained.

"But i'm not a jedi." Kenshin explained.

"Oh, that right. Well then take this." The figure said as it handed him a metal object.

"What's this? Kenshin asked.

"It's a reverse blade saber. With it you won't get a total Jedi beat down inside." Zoda said.

"Thank you. However I have one question. If you're a hologram then ow did you give this blade to me?" Kenshin asked.

"err... Gotta go!" Zoda said as he disapeared.

"Wierd..." Kenshin thought. "Okay! Time to kick some ass!" Kenshin exclaimed as he rushed the front gates.