Hey hey! I almost forgot that this fic exsisted. So here's the final chapter that i'm just pulling out of my ass. By the way, I don't own Ruroni Kenshin. Are these disclaimers really nesisary? Oh crap, Lawers, Gotta run!
Cross Kenshin
By Soulstealer777 Silver fang Charon Dark El horny Macnifico the 3rd
So Kenshin had just got a reverse blade saber from some mysterious figure. He now stood outside of the meiji government headquarters which was guarded by two jedi. "Let's rock!" Kenshin said to himself as he charged the two Jedi. Appearantly the wern't very good because they didn't even since the samurai and were quickly cut on by his reverse blade saber. Kenshin stared at his new weapon. "Wow. This things friggen' powerful! I could probaly get a new season for my show with this. That I could" Kenshin thought to himself. "In fact... Screw this. I'm going home. The Meiji government can suck a dick and go to hell." Kenshin said as he began for home.
Back at the Kamiya Dojo
Zenshin stood up from a palot on the floor. He looked back down to see a half-naked Karou sleeping tangled between the sheets. Zenshin yawed then existed the room. "This is great! Half the people here worship me. The people on the streets think i'm a legendary man slayer. AND I just got layed. This has been... It's just..." Zenshin having a hard time coming up with words to describe how happy he was. "Best. Day. Ever." He implied. Zenshin walked outside to get some fresh air before he went back to "tend" to Karou again. "Die Batosi" A voice shouted. Suddenly Zenshin jumped to the side as Saito buried his sword deep into the ground where Zenshin originaly stood. Saito took his sword form the ground then pointed it at Zenshin. "ARe you ready yo die, Kenshin?" Saito asked. "Wait... What?" Zenshin implied. "I came here to kill you... Just like every day." Saito implied. "Why?" Zenshin asked. "Because we were rivals during the revolution." Saito explained. "Why" Zenshin asked. "Because you fought for the meiji government." Saito continued. "Why?" Zenhin asked. "Because they made a crap load of false promises." Saito said. "Why?" Kenshin asked. "Becuase the meiji are crack smoking idiots" Saito said. "Why?" Kenshin asked."Because crack taste good. I've got some at home, wanna come?" Saito asked. "I'm game." Zenshin implied as he and Saito walked hand and hand into the sunset.
I know anyone reading this fic is thinking. WTF? Well that's the same thing I thought after I came down form my crack and coffee high. I had a good time writing this completly meaningless fic and you should be proud that you actually had the will power to sit down and read this BS. So as I usually say at the end of a show....
Fuck the corperate world Byatch!