Me: Hello I'm Zoe! This is my frist ever fanfiction so do kill me if it's bad! Well let's get this story started right now!
Anubis (the messenger) comes running into Yami's room.
Anubis: Yami you have a message from Mother nature.
Yami: oh great. hold on. Yo Haqua!
Haqua (the evil Marik/Yami's high priest): Yeah wha?
Yami: read this huge note.
Haqua: okay..... Dear Yami, you have to come to a meeting so we can help the world strengthen. The list of the people who will be there is: Me, Santa Claus, The tooth fairy, The sand man, The ester bunny, father time, Cupid, and god. Please come cause you are the Pharaoh.
from,
Mother Nature
P.S. If you don't come I will cause a fork of lightning to strike you.....and believe me you won't survive. Bye bye! -
Yami: that is a very mean note but I'll go.
Haqua: okay.Should I get the messenger?
Yami: yeah. (writes something)
Anubis: (panting) yes my Pharaoh.
Yami: take this to Mother nature now!
Anubis: okay. (runs off)
Haqua: um...Yami.
Yami: what?
Haqua: the meeting is in 5 minutes.
Yami: oh no! (runs off to the meeting)
(when Yami gets there)
Ester bunny: what took ya?
Yami: some weirdo's in Poland were setting of fire crackers.
Tooth fairy: figures.
Cupid: well let's get started.
Mother nature: agreed. How bout God Starts.
God: okay. Well I have this problem.
Yami: not again.
god: well there's this kid in a Jewish family who keeps on praying for a donkey. But I didn't give it to him so now he thinks I don't exist.
Yami: give him the Idiotic donkey.
god: but the parents wouldn't like that.
Yami: I give up.
God:Fine. I'm done.
Mother nature: okay. Then it's my turn. Well people are destroying me! look what they did yesterday! (reveals thishugebumpin her back that curiously smells like rotten eggs)
Yami: (holding nose) what happened?
mother nature: some idiots in New Mexico set off a stink bomb!
Yami: well that's what it smells like alright.
Mother nature: tell me about it.
Santa: Well I don't have any problems.
Mother nature: thank god.
god: why are you thanking me?
Mother nature: never mind.
Cupid: well I have a problem!
Yami: dear Ra save me.
God: oh no.
Cupid: wha? Any way people keep on breaking up! And that's not good for my career!
Yami: we go through this every meeting. It's a part of life! LIVE WITH IT!
Cupid: well I'm done.
ester bunny: I have no problems except for Namou (Evil Bakura/the royal cook)
Namou: (walks in with this mush thing) I'll never be able to make a souffle!
Yami: go back to Egypt and try to make a cake okay?
Namou: okay.(goes off)
Yami: I agree with the ester bunny.
Father time: I only have one problem and it's that the fluter is coming.
Yami: Look Father time you can't prevent the fluter!
Father time: I agree.
Ester bunny: sand Man it's your turn!
Sandman: no problems.(goes back to sleep)
Yami: except his sleeping disorder.
everyone who was awake giggles
Tooth fairy: well I have some new names!
Everyone: Oh no!
Tooth fairy: Jaws!
Mother nature: um mm.... wouldn't that scary the little darlings?
Yami: also what parent would go "hey Frank are you going to put your tooth under your pillow for Jaws tonight?"
tooth fairy: fine. How about Chester?
Mother nature: no.
Tooth fairy: what do you think Yami?
Yami: Well I think you should stick to your birth name tooth fairy.
Tooth fairy: fine!
Mother nature: well I think we should go back to your normal lives.
everyone: Bye.
End......
Me: that went nowhere.....oh well mabe the next one won't suck.
evil Marik: in your dreams!
Me: Put a sock in it!