James:

Here comes Snivelly
Here comes Snivelly
Right down Hogsmeade laaaaaane!
The booby-trap's set
And he's headed straight for it
Soon he'll be in paaaaaain!!!

We'll point and laaaaaaugh
And see if we can break him
Then to walk, he'll need a staaaf
After it's doooooone
He'll be real mad
and realize we've wooooooooon

Here comes Snivelly
Here come Snivelly
Right down Hogsmeade laaaaaane!
Soon he'll be sorry
He ever tried to taaaaake
Lilyyy away agaaaaaaain!

And with his pain,
We will be entertained,
No need to go explaaaaain
It may sound insane
But just let me say
That's it's really more inaaaaane!

Here comes Snivelly
Here comes Snivelly
Right down Hogsmeade laaaaaane!
Right into the trap
Where he'll be in paaaain
And then we'll leave him in the raaaaain!