Meat
By Ms. Kinnikufan
Disclaimer: Don't own nothing

God? Well I was raised by The Kinniku Royal family, so my defination of God is pretty general. I like to think there's some higher power and some higher plane that we go to after death. I'd like to be able to speak to my father again.
Ahem. I've got something in my eye.
What I, really, really, really, don't apperciate is people knocking on my door and threatning my with eternal dammnation is I don't convert to their defination of God.
What's up with that? There was no Bhudda, Jesus, Allah, ect, ect, on my planet. Why should I convert based on events that didn't even happen on my planet. Events, that I should mentioned, these people mostly take on faith. Not I think it's wrong to take something on faith, but that doesn't mean I have to too.
So anyway, one time I tell these missionaries: If your God wanted me to belive in Jesus, he would have put a Jesus on my native planet!
They go: Well God put us here so we could convert you and thus save you from eternal suffereing.
I say: Well, you're giving me and Mantaro plenty of suffering right now.
They go: You may think we're annoying, but the torments that await you in hell compare noting to the pain on Earth. That's why you must join the Church Of God's Holy Chosen!
I say: Wait I thought beleiving in Jesus and his teachings would be enough to get me in heaven. Now I gotta join your church for salvation?
They go: Yes. Our church was chosen by God himself. We are the one who will bring salvation to the world. Not the Catholics. Not the Protestants. Not anyone else. Only us. We are God's chosen. You see God told our sacred lead Marvin...
I go: So you guys are a cult!
They go: Don't mock us or-
I tell Mantaro to get the pepper spray.
They keep ranting: Don't mock us! If you mock us God will reign his almighty power upon-
Then they got attacked by drunken D.M.P. wannabes that were after Mantaro.
Needless to say, a fight ensured and nobody from the Church Of God's Holy Chosen ever saw us again. I think their church was later arrested for tax evasion.
Hey someone's knocking on the door. Mantaroi must finally be back.
Hello we're from- SLAM!
Why don't those people ever give up.