Snivellyyy the potions masteeeer
Had some very oily haaaaair
And if you ever saw iiiiit
You would even say it's soooooo

All of the rest of the worlllllld
Is scared of running out of oiiiiiil
But I guess, they never saaaaaaaw
Snivelly standing hereeeeeeee!

But then one blustery autumn day,
The winds were blowing through haaard,
It picked him up and carried him off,
And he fell into the laaaake

ohhhhhhhh

Snivellyyy the potions masteeeeer
His haaair had now been riiiinsed
Most of the oil's gone now
But it'll be back we're conviiiiiinced!