Tyrranoclaw
By Ms. Kinnikufan
Disclaimer: I own nothing
God? God is everywhere. He is watching us have this conversation. He is always watching us, no matter what we're doing.
He even watches us when we use the bathroom or are naked. God likes watching us naked.
If we do anything bad, he will strike us down with a bolt of lightning.
That's why I pray constantly. Hopefully, with constant prayer, the Almighty God will have mercy on me and not strike me down with a bolt of lightning.
If I got hit with a bolt of lightning, I would die.
You know what happen when people who do bad things die?
That's right, they go to hell!
If I don't pray constantly for God's all-angry and all-merciful forgiveness, I'm sure to go to Hell.
Hell is a really bad place where they stick pitchforks in places where they're not supposed to go and they melt you in molten lava.
Dr. Shani says God is more patient then master Sunshine said, and that he knows to respect our privacy when we're using the bathroom or bathing.
Dr. Shani is smart in many ways, but she is wrong when it comes to God.
Dr. Shani thinks I have some sort of mental unbalance due to my childhood. That's why I was checked into this sanitarium.
I like this sanitarium better then Master Sunshine's training. No one yells at me and on Tuesday we get a double portion of pudding.
But I shouldn't be here. I'm not crazy.
God is really watching us now. He is watching us so that we don't sin.
I can't keep babbling like this. I've got to start praying again.
Oh Glorious, Almighty, God have mercy on this humble sinner...