Part 2. The Powers that gross out.

Buffy, Xander, Willow, Anya, Tara and Dawn, guest star-I mean, enter the Hyperion Hotel. They find Angel fixing his hair in front of a mirror. Dawn thought in pointing out how that didn't make sense, since Angel's a vampire and therefor has no reflection, but then she remembers that in this show things make less sense that in theirs.

Angel looked up to the crowd "Hey everybody! Have you seen Cordy?"

Buffy rolls her eyes and looks back at Angel "Angel, this may be your show, but this is about my problem. Me, just me and nobody else but me. I need to find Spike"

Angel puts his best stun face, but it just looks like he's constipated "Are you all here to find Spike?" All of them nod in agreement "Oh. I see"

Willow went to console Angel "Angel is ok. I'm gay now" Angel didn't know what that had to do with anything.

"Good for you?"

Willow proceeded to kiss her girlfriend, but a strange invisible force seems to be between them "No! I can't kiss Tara! But I'm gay!" Willow said as she tried to inappropriately touch Tara.

Suddenly, Lilah comes into the hotel and hands over contracts to the Scoobies "You can't kiss on this network" The evil lawyer explain.

"But we've kiss here before" Tara told her.

"Yes, but that was because Buffy's mom died, you were grieving. You can't kiss just to kiss here" Lilah told the couple.

"What can we do then?" Willow asks desperately wanting to demonstrate she's gay.

Lilah read the contract "You can do spells that are an innuendo of you having a sexual relationship" Lilah stated then left. Tara consoled Willow in a not too gay way.

Suddenly, Gunn, Fred, Connor, Lorne and Wesley all come in the room for no apparent reason. Angel decides to introduce his staff "Everybody, this is Lorne the singing demon, Wesley not to be mistaken with the Wesley you use to have, Fred our desperate attempt for a Willow, Gunn the token black guy and my plot hole-I mean, son Connor"

Buffy was immediately outrage "You have a son! YOU HAVE A SON! What was the whole I can't give you a family speech? Were you trying to weasel out of our relationship?"

"I can't have kids. Well, I can. But just this once" Angel tried to explain.

Buffy rolled her eyes at Angel, then she walked up to Connor and rolled her eyes at him.

"When did this happen?" Willow asks.

"Last year, Angel and Darla had sex and she got pregnant because Angel has a soul. He grew up in a hell dimension with an old enemy of Angel after he stole him, and now he's 18 and hates Angel" Fred yammered

Dawn, who was desperate for attention, decided to talk "Wait! He grew up in a few weeks? That's dumber than I being a mystical ball of energy"

Connor jumps to Dawn and threatens her with his knife "Demon"

"I'm not a demon" Said a very scared Dawn.

"Oh if only Cordy were here to glow and cure him" Lorne wish.

"What do you mean by 'glow'?" Asks a usually confuse Xander.

The Fang gang didn't now how to answer that question, Fred decided to yammer some more "Cordelia took a demon part so she could have the visions from The Powers That Be. She developed a glowing power that cured people's souls. She's in heaven now"

Buffy was outrage yet again "She DIED! That's what I do! Is my THING! MINE!"

Lorne tries to calm the slayer down "It's ok, honey cakes, she didn't die, she became a higher being" The Scoobies were confuse "Yeah, we know it's stupid" Lorne added.

Xander decides to let us change scenes "I wonder what she's doing right now?"

In heaven, Cordelia was talking to The Powers That Be. Surprisingly they look like network executives and writers "I have a bone to pick with you" Glow-y Cordy said as she floated to them "What the hell have you guys turn me into? I don't even seem like the real Cordelia anymore. And what is up with this terrible haircut? I mean, are you on crack or something? What's next for me? Are you gonna send me back to have sex with Connor?" The Powers that Be took this as a great idea and in a flash of light Cordelia was back at the hotel "Cordy!" Everyone said.

"I'm back!" Cordelia sees, she then turns her attention to Connor "Why hello there" Cordy said as she proceeded to grope Connor.

Angel began to brood at this. The rest was just kind of gross out. Willow suddenly gets a bright idea "I know what we could do!" Willow grabs Tara and takes their clothes off. The witches start to chant as they rub each other.

So... while Cordy and Connor have sex on Angel's desk, and Willow and Tara do their spell to insinuate that they're gay, Buffy gets angry. All she wants is to find Spike. So, she starts to search the hotel by herself.

So... Angel continued to watch his love and his son have sex in front of him. Gunn and Xander start to videotape the lesbian spell. Wesley got exited with all the sex and goes look for Lilah. Lorne and Dawn painted their nails and talked about boys at the corner. Anya tele-ported out of there, noticing she wasn't getting any lines. Fred just watches all the craziness around her and wonders what is she still doing there, since she's the only one of all of them who can get a life.

Cordelia and Connor finish their disgusting hot loving and Cordy runs out of the hotel "Wait, mommy, spank me. I've been a naughty boy" Connor says as he tries to follow but trips over the lesbian spell. Gunn and Xander are disappointed when Willow and Tara put their clothes back on after the interruption. Everyone looks mad at Connor "Nobody wants me" He sneer.

"Nobody wants me either" Dawn said as she realize just how alike she and Connor really were.

Angel, who was still broody, saw Buffy coming down the stair "Buffy! Did you find Spike!" he asks desperate to change the subject.

"No. I search every room, he's not here" The slayer pouted.

"Well, Cordy's missing too" Angel offers.

"Oh no, we're here to find Spike"

"But, she's the new love of my life!"

"But he has fabulous washboard abs!"

"This is my show!"

"That's a spin off from mine!"

Tara, being the only sane person there, offers a compromise "I say we split off in two groups. One too look for Spike and one for Cordelia, sweeties"

They all agreed. Buffy picks her team "I get Xander, Tara, Fred and Lorne"

"That leaves me with Gunn, Willow, my broken condom and the whining brat" Angel said as he escorts his team out to look for Cordy.