Part 3. Back to the original.

Buffy had put her team into research-mode. Tara was doing a vampire locator spell, because they have a locator spell for everything. Fred was doing complicated calculations on the different positions Spike can take during sex. Xander, of course, went to get doughnuts and Lorne was buying her 50 new stylish yet affordable outfits. Buffy decided to practice her slayer poses.

Fred was getting uncomfortable with her job "Why do we need to know Spike's sexual positions?"

"Because" The slayer answered.

At some, other part in LA, Angel drove his team around in his car looking for Cordy. Willow was at the backseat with Connor and Dawn, telling them all the gay things she's done. Gunn decided he wasn't just going to be a stereotype, so he refuse to say 'that is whack', so naturally he got kick off the show.

Angel was desperate to find Cordy, that is until he sees a sale on hair gel and just has to stop. Willow got stuck babysitting "So anyone have something to gay about? I mean say. Sorry, it's just that I'm gay now" Willow said while thinking in Tara's breast.

"When am I getting another story-line? I was the key that can separate dimensions and now I'm nothing?" Whine Dawn.

"What about me? My existence doesn't make sense" Sneer Connor.

The teenagers turn to the witch for answers. Willow thought, long and hard, and of course gay, about how to help them. Suddenly she got a bright idea "I know what we can do. I'll just return you two to what you were"

The two unbelievably annoying characters didn't understand what she meant, so Dawn reacted like she always did "get out, get out, GET OUT!"

"I am out. Didn't you get my e-mails? I'm gay now" Willow said in a totally gay way, then she remembered what she was gonna do "I'm gonna turn you back to a ball of energy so you don't bother us and I'm turning Connor back into a baby so he can't get Cordy pregnant and evil"

"What? I don't want to be a ball of energy! I can barely get attention like this" Shriek Dawn.

"Hekate, Hekate, I summon thee, bring lots of special effects and return everything like it was before" Some CGI lights shoot from Willow's hands to the teens direction, but instead of hitting them they flow away "Oops, I guess I mess up"

Meanwhile, Cordelia walked through a cemetery, to remind everyone that this is a show about vampires. She was disgusted with herself for sleeping with Connor. I mean, she used to change his diapers not long ago for God sakes. What the hell is wrong with you Joss?! Did you really think we forgot about that?!

Cordelia didn't know what happen to her. She used to be a queen bitch, and now she was a glowing saint demon with a terrible haircut. Then, she spots something shiny heading her way. It's Willow's CGI lights. The lights hit Cordelia and she start to glow in a good way.

Angel returns to the car with five boxes of hair gel. He puts them in the car and notices that Willow outside the car and she looks worried "What happen? Is Cordy pregnant with my son's hell spawn or something?" Angel asks.

Dawn, needed some more attention "Willow try to turn us back, but her spell miss and flew away" She stated.

"It's that bad?" Angel asks stupidly, because he's stupid.

Before anyone can say anything, the beautiful, smart, sexy, queen bitch Buffy-season-3 Cordelia walks to them "I'm back, and this time for real, and wearing something that's actually flattering" The real Cordy said.

"Cordelia Chase" Angel checks out the new love of his life.

"Forget it Angel, never gonna happen. I mean, why would I go for someone as broody as you?" The real Cordy very smartly pointed out.

Willow, who was gay, was also checking out Cordelia "How did this happen?"

"Your spell. It change me back to my original self" Cordelia explain as she tries to get Angel and Willow to stop touching her.

"Was your original self gay?" Willow asks hopefully while thinking in another gay spell.

"Ok, that's it. Willow enough with the gay thing. You use to like men too" Cordy said.

"What are you talking about? I'm gay-" Before Willow could come out for the 100th time, Cordelia threw some leftover CGI lights to her. Willow started to glow and remember "I dated Oz! I remember him now!" Willow said in an almost gay way.

Just like that Seth Green walks up to them "Hey guys" said the former cast member.

"Oz you're back" Willow said in a not too gay way.

"Yes. Now that you finally recognize him as your ex-boyfriend he can make guest appearances on the show" Cordelia explains.

Angel was about to invite Oz to be one of his champions, when he notices his car is gone. Connor and Dawn stole it "No! The kids took my car! And my HAIR GEL!"

"We'll have to walk back" Willow offers.

The group is forced to walk back to the hotel, Cordelia in very expensive heels. They finally arrive an hour later. They find Buffy's team watching Freddie Price Jr. Movies for no apparent reason "What the hell are you doing?!" Angel said angry because his gel was stolen.

"Buffy thought we could promote her boyfriend's carrier-I mean, use a break from research" Said Xander while stuffing his mouth with food. Any kind. He wasn't picky.

"What?! Shouldn't you be finding Spike! I mean, that is the basic plot of this story!" Angel reminded them.

"Yes" Oz added in his monotone way.

"Why do you want to find Spike anyway?" Asks the real Cordelia.

"Male vampires are having sex that can take down buildings in broad daylight around the school" Buffy tells them.

"Oh, I see why you're looking for Spike" Angel said loudly. Everybody looks at him curious.

"How do you know why?" Buffy asks him.

"You said bleach blonde" He tries to cover.

"No I didn't" Buffy states.

Before Angel's sexuality can be doubted even further, Fred interrupts "Wait! I found something about Spike. It's a prophecy. I found it in this book 'Prophecies for dummies'. It says he went to England"

They all decide to go to England. All except for Lorne. He decided to stay and throw demon orgy parties at the hotel.