When the Yugioh characters houses burn down.
By Alyssa_Anime_Angel
Alyssa: Well this is my first true humor. Congratulate me if I finish it. For some reason this is really hard. I mean I know I'm not a funny person but I should be able to write a humor. I really want reviews so it would really help. And sorry Tea fans …well you'll find out. Mhuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh, though I do like to invite Ryou over a lot.
Chapter 1 – Bakura's antics
"BAKURA!!!" echoed through the several levels of the hotel.
Yami Bakura was currently snickering in the closet of Tea's room, as it was the only place where no one would dare venture. Bakura was only hiding there as he was in humongous trouble, which was an understatement.
Seto Kaiba was furiously dangerous, also an understatement and would kill Bakura if he got his hands on him. You see the situation is this…Bakura had taken pictures of both Seto and Tea in their beds. He had then asked Ryou to help him. Ryou had complied and used the computer to manipulate the images so that it looked at though Seto was in bed with Tea, barely clothed. Bakura had then posted all the pictures around the walls and doors of the hotel that they were staying in. Seto upon seeing the pictures had gathered several large, sharp knives and went looking for Bakura.
The other residents of the hotel, Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Mokuba, Joey and Tristan were wisely keeping out of his way.
Tea was currently shopping with Mai and Serenity, oblivious to the commotion at the hotel.
Everyone was having fits of giggles, well except for Yugi, though none could work out how he had done it as Bakura blew up any piece of modern technology he came into contact with.
Ryou said, "Oh I hope Bakura's okay."
Joey added, "But how did Bakura do it…I mean surely?"
Everyone else ouhhhed at the thought that the pictures could be real.
"Well?"
Ryou had an evil smile on his face, which Yugi caught.
"Ryou!"
Ryou shrugged, "Bakura now owes me one."
"Yeah if he lives long enough to pay you back," said a very amused Yami.
Ryou smiled and said, "Well he is an ancient Egyptian spirit so I doubt he will be found so easily."
Tristan said, "Well it's very lucky that Bakura scared away the other residents of the hotel on the first day."
Mokuba said, "Yeah…what exactly did Bakura do? Seto wouldn't tell me."
Ryou grinned evilly and whispered in Mokuba's ear, "He set his pet on them."
Mokuba said, "What pet?"
Ryou turned to the others who were equally interested, but all Ryou would say was, "You'll see."
Nobody liked the prospect of that.
*Later that night*
Bakura had transferred back into Ryou's body, as he wanted some rest. Seto had somewhat calmed down and no longer carried the knives. Tea was back from shopping spending some time in her room. Yugi and Yami were having a duel monsters game with Yugi telling Yami not to go easy on him and Yami saying he wasn't even though he was. Ryou was in the process of ordering dinner, which is a lot harder than it sounds as the cooks form the hotel had mysteriously disappeared the second day they were staying there and every time Ryou rang a take out place everyone would change their minds to what they wanted to eat. Mai and Serenity weren't staying at the hotel, as their places hadn't burned down. Mokuba was playing a very vicious and violent game but Seto was too angry to notice. He had taken down all the pictures after failing to locate Bakura.
Tristan and Joey were in the process of arm wrestling and were tied at one a piece.
"Chinese."
"Italian."
"Sushi."
"McDonalds."
"Chicken."
"Pizza."
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" yelled a very peeved off Ryou, "You'll have what I choose."
Everyone was frozen and Joey said, "Yeah that's fine too."
Ryou ordered…noodles, as it was one of Bakura's favorites.
Ryou walked out to the groups and said, "It will arrive in about ten minutes."
"Thanks Ryou," said Yugi while playing Gaia the fierce knight.
Ryou said, "I wouldn't walk down any dark corridors tonight if I were you. And don't leave any food out."
"Why?" asked the suspicious Yami.
"Oh you'll find out."
It was then that Seto muttered, "Where is he?"
Bakura hearing his call popped out knowing that with Seto in his not so dangerous state couldn't beat him, and Ryou was there, as was Mokuba and Yugi.
"How's it hanging Kaiba?"
Seto growled but was distracted by a doorbell.
"That's funny their early?"
Bakura ran to the door escaping Yami's clutches. He pulled the door open and couldn't see anyone. He growled as he slammed the door shut.
"Another one of those and I'm going to kill someone."
You see for the past couple of nights there had been people who had made bogus phone calls and door knocks and Bakura was getting very angry.
It was then that they heard screams coming from upstairs.
"Huh?"
"Tea."
"Fluffy."
"Fluffy?"
"Uh…"
The screams continued on, but it seemed during a breath break they heard the doorbell.
This time Bakura blew open the door with his power and saw a very shocked delivery boy. However there was something familiar about this delivery boy.
"Pegasus," said Yugi.
Bakura realized it was Pegasus, the uniform made him look very different.
"Hello Yugi-boy, that'll be one hundred and twenty two dollars."
"What!" yelled Bakura.
"You heard me."
Bakura growled as Ryou handed over the money and Pegasus handed over the goods.
Bakura slammed the door in his face and noticed that the screams had stopped.
He muttered, "Fluffy got his feed it seemed."
Everyone looked at him and he started to laugh sadistically. To shut him up Ryou teased him by putting a bowl of noodles in front of him.
Yami jumped at him and tried to pry the noodles out of his hands.
The two Yami's fought over a bowl of noodles while the others peacefully ate their bowls.
Ryou said, "Okay Mokuba you got wash up duty."
"What," he whined.
Everyone ganged up on him and Seto said, "Come on Mokuba I have a really fast way of cleaning."
The two brothers left the room and took the dishes with them.
Bakura and Yami settled for having half a bowl each.
Joey said, "I'm bored, what are we going to do now."
Ryou and Bakura looked at each other, then grinned.
"How about we play a game…"