Ikeman
By Ms. Kinnikufan
Disclaimer: We all know I don't own anything here.

God? Well I was a devoted Nap'gan during my childhood. Mostly because the temples were a safe place to hide me and Jacqueline from our mother's constant emotional instability. Yes, it was one of the few things during my childhood that was peaceful.
What is Nap'gan? It a religion native to the peoples of Kinniku and Harabote. It has many similarities the Earthly religion of Wicca. It has many deities. The one thing most notable of out deities is that they have no sex and malleable gender.
No, I'm not being repetitive. Sex and gender are two different things.
Well anyway, I'm still a mostly practicing Nap'gan. It's rather difficult though. It's a major religion here. Earthly Nap'gan consist mainly of Kinniku and Harabote immigrants.
But if you define God as the thing you think most about and the thing that you devote most of your life too; then the answer would be money.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Ikeman is bad, Ikeman is greedy, Ikeman is as evil, soulless man for worshipping money.
He should have crap thrown at him and other stuff like that.
At the risk at sounding defensive, I don't think I'm alone on this.
I think at least 70 of this planet's population (rich or poor) thinks about money more then they do their God(s) on any given day.
Why? Money is very, very, tangible. God isn't. You can't buy food, clothing or shelter on religious beliefs.
Like they say, money makes the world go round. Having a different sort of currency will almost never get you murdered, while a different religious belief might.
Let's face it: Money is the new God.