AN: Hi people! I hope you enjoy this fic, please review.

Warnings: WARNING WARNING & WARNING - see that, that is proof you have been warned! This fan fiction will contain V/G and will be YAOI. Note, this is the only pairing in the entire fic. This fic will also contain child abuse and swearing

Delighted Announcement: Chichi bashing!!!!! Chichi DEATH!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer {sniff} : {mumbles under breath} I do not own Dragonball Z, the greatest Anime to ever exist, THERE I SAID IT! {Brightens} At least you can't sue me! ...What for anyway? What do I have that you would want? {Eyes laptop} NO! It's mine! {Hugs possessively}

Chapter One: Important Decisions.
Goku stared ahead of himself, drowning out the shouting, maybe she's stopped...

'AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST-' ...nope she was definitely still shouting. This was the routine that Goku had grown accustomed to lately;

Get up.

Get shouted at by Chichi.

Eat.

Sneak to Vegeta's to train.

Come home.

Eat.

Get shouted at by Chichi.

Eat.

Play with Goten.

Get Shouted at by Chichi.

Eat.

Go to bed.

It sounded quite similar to his youngest son's routine;

Get up.

Eat.

Go Play at Trunks'.

Come home.

Eat.

Get shouted at by mommy.

Eat.

Play with Daddy.

Get shouted at by mommy.

Eat.

Go to bed.

Though all of the events, apart from the "Play with Goten" and the "Play with Daddy." took place at separate times. Chichi had a habit of breaking the routine by shouting at Goku more often on occasion. Goku was becoming more and more depressed; even eating seemed to be loosing its fun. It just felt like, he was still a child, another son for Chichi to order around. This had gotten worse since Gohan had left home. Yes, he had been eager enough to leave, and escape it all. Goku wished he could do the same.

'GOKU! GOKU!' The bitch from hell (Chichi) screamed in his face.

'What!?' Goku asked, snapping out of his thoughts.

'WHAT?! WHAT!!!!!' She was breathing like an angry bull, her shoulders heaving up and down. Goku knew he'd messed up big time.

'SON GOKU, YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED TO A WORD I'VE SAID HAVE YOU!?'

'Not really.' Goku sighed, shaking his head. Chichi just stared at him, her eyes wide.

'WHAT!!!!!' and she continued her little rant. [It must make her feel good about herself ] thought Goku. Yes, Gohan sure had it easy. Now he was old enough he could just get up and leave, but Goku, Goku was stuck with it for the rest of his life. [Shit, Saiyan's live for a long time, oh shit...maybe she'll die bef-] Goku cut himself off, he couldn't believe he would wish death upon anyone...except maybe some loony bent on destroying earth. Goten would be able to escape too, and now Goku felt himself wish that he was actually one of Chichi's children, then he'd be able to get the hell out of there. But...when he really thought about it...why couldn't he anyway? [Yeah, I could leave...nothing's stopping me...Best do it now before she gets any worse!] Goku grinned at his idea, then stopped before Chichi could see him. He started to walk towards the door, he didn't need anything...he could just...go!

'AND JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING NOW!' She demanded. Goku turned, fully frustrated.

'I'm leaving you.' He said, quite simply. Chichi screamed, grabbing the frying-pan from the draining board, and making a swing for Goku, but he I.T.'d away before she could hit him...again.

AN: Ok, mini first chapter I know...but it just seemed like a good place to stop! Anyone want a double choc chip muffin? I don't want it anymore. I'll trade you! Yes that's it! I'll give you a double choc chip muffin if you give me a...a...REVIEW! Ha!