When the Yugioh characters houses burn down.

By Alyssa_Anime_Angel

Alyssa: I got reviews!!! I'm so Happy!!! And just a little word to my reviewers. Sorry this did take so long it's just I had lots of work and then I had to get my learners license!

Sincere Angel – I know Ryou does seem a little bit ooc but my friend told me that later in the series he does go meaner. I was so upset so I decided that Bakura has rubbed off on him a little so that he isn't mean in my fanfic. Did that make sense?

Laria Kaiba – Thanks it was short and concise

Sakura – I'll do my best to update as soon as possible.

Kurai Chan – Why thank you and to Yugi……mhuhahahahahahah…much worse!

Kitty Kat – fluffy…hmmm? While writing this I even haven't decided but I would like to know your thoughts.

Thanks to you all!!!

Chapter 2 – Game Time

"So what are we going to play?" asked Mokuba entering the room from the kitchen with his big brother.

Joey said, "Not games for little kids!"

"Or Dogs," said Kaiba, "But Mokuba you had better go to bed."

Mokuba was about to argue when Bakura gave him a death stare and he raced upstairs.

"I didn't hear any washing?" commented Ryou.

"Really?" said Kaiba.

"Anyway I have an idea for the first game," said Yami.

Yugi exclaimed, "Yami!" after reading his partners mind.

Seto asked, "What is it?"

"Seven minutes of heaven or hell! And I choose Kaiba and Bakura!"

Ryou, Bakura and Seto all yelled, "Oh NO!"

Joey taunted, "You…chicken."

When Bakura and Seto didn't reply Joey started, "Brook Book Brk, Brook Book Brk!"

Bakura growled and was very ready to send Joey to the shadow Realm when he got a great idea, "Very Well!" And he smirked.

Everyone replied, "Huh?"

Seto couldn't really back out unless he wanted Joey calling him chicken for the rest of his life, and not to mention Yami. He also didn't want to set a bad example for Mokuba.

So he glared at Yami, then at Bakura and walked into the large closet that just happened to be there.

Bakura followed him in and they shut the door.

POW

BANG

KABLOOEY

GONG

CRACK

KAPOW

"EEEEEEK!"

SLAM

CLAP

"OWWWW!"

POP

GLOMP

POUND

WHACK

"AHHHHHHHH!"

CRACKLE
SWOOSH?

KONG

"OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE!"

BONG

BAM

DONG

SCUTTLE

"OH THE MORTALITY!"

DING

FLOMP

FUTTLE

PING

DUNG

WOMP

THUD

SMASH

CRASH

Finally the seven minutes was over. Ryou had his hands over his ears to block out some of the sound. Yugi was already throwing up with a giggling Yami patting his back. Tristan and Joey were eating popcorn that they had made three minutes before thoroughly enjoying themselves. Mokuba as you know was in bed cuddling an ultimate blues eyes white dragon plushie. And well Tea Tea Tea? You'll find out later.

Ryou cringed as he heard that last bone cracking blow and the scream that followed it. He looked down at his watch and muttered, "Thank Ra!" then he yelled, "TIMES UP!"

The door swung open and what looked like two human plums walked out.

"Oh Bakura!" exclaimed Ryou running up to his Yami.

Bakura smirked and said, "I got off better, Kaiba won't be sitting down for a month."

Seto growled and tried to sit down but a yelp escaped form his mouth and he settled for lying on his stomach with his head in his hands and his feet swaying back and forth.

Everyone was staring at his peculiar behavior.

Bakura laughed at him, which broke the silence, but hissed as Ryou touched a fresh wound.

"Now, now, Bakura come with me, we need to treat your wounds!"

"Ryou!"

"Uh uh no butts!"

Ryou let him away.

Yami was chuckling to himself when he got…hit.

"Ow!"

Seto laughed and Yami picked up the book that Seto had thrown.

Just then screams, not unlike Tea's, issued from the direction that Bakura and Ryou had traveled in.

Seto burst out laughing, but held his gut as Bakura had punched him there a fair few times in the closet.

After a few more minutes and many more screams Ryou and a…

"Mummy!" screeched Joey.

Bakura tried to glare and growl at him bit the bandages were blocking his facial expression.

Yugi asked, "Umm, I dare to ask, but what game are we playing now?"

Ryou exclaimed, "No more heaven or hell, kay!"

Everyone agreed and Joey said, "How about…hehe…truth or dare!"

"Umm? Will it be safe?" asked Yugi.

"Sure!" said Tristan very unconvincingly.

"Okay I go first, I choose…*Joey's finger roamed around the group of boys and one mummy* Yugi Truth or Dare?"

"Truth!"

"Okay is it true that you have had fantasies about Tea?"

Yugi blushed and hid his face in his hands.

"I guess that's a yes," said Ryou trying to be helpful.

Yugi recovered with a few private words from yami, "Okay my turn, I choose Bakura! Truth or Dare?"

Bakura knowing what Yugi wanted to know said, "Dare," knowing that Yugi could never come up with a cruel dare.

Yugi said, "Ohh…okay…um I dare you to…to…*Yugi didn't want to be cruel* to um…to…"

Yami communicated something through their links and Yugi blanched.

"No fair!" said Bakura.

Yami nodded at Yugi so he said, "Um…Bakura I dare you to…to…um…un…*clears throat* undress and…um…run…over to…um…next…door and …ask…um…*he rushed the last bit* ask have you seen my balls!"

Yugi panted as though he had run a marathon.

Bakura was frozen and had to fight to control his hands from wrapping their fingers around Yami's neck and sending his Hikari to the shadow realm.

He glared at Yami instead but the effect was greatly diminished, as all Yami saw was a mummy looking at him.

Yami grinned and Bakura stormed into the next room.

"Yami that was really mean!" said Ryou.

Everyone waited expectantly and finally Bakura walked out wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist.

Everyone but Ryou and Yugi burst out laughing.

Bakura was black and blue all over and the white towel stood out like the full moon on a dark night.

Bakura shuffled out of the front door with everyone following closely behind.

Bakura reached the door of the house and everyone else hid in the bushes. Bakura removed the towel and it was all anyone, except Ryou and Yugi could do to not laugh.

Ryou stood in a completely clothe less state and knocked on the door.

Everyone held their breath.

The front door opened and a woman stood there. She froze.

"Um have you seen my balls?"

The woman turned away as if to not look but turned around with a mop. She started to whack Bakura with it.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!" Bakura yelled as she chased him back inside the hotel.

She walked back to her house satisfied not even noticing the boys hidden in the bushes.

The group of boys entered the hotel with Ryou rushing to his Yami's aid. Luckily he had magicked clothes already on to himself.

"That was hilarious!" stated Seto and Yami simultaneously.

They looked at each other and glared then turned so they wouldn't have to look at each other.

"But Yami great going!"

"Thank you Kaiba."

"No thank you!"

"No problem."

Ryou and Bakura joined the others in sitting down, well except for Seto who had to lie down just like before.

"My turn. Mhuhahahahahahahahahaha. Who to choose? Such a hard decision. I choose *Glares at everyone in turn* …"

I could get back at Yami or Seto

Yes, but they probably wouldn't choose Dare

"Fine I choose Joey."

"Me?"

"Yep."

'Oh Shit! He knows what I did that summer! Better choose Dare, he isn't out to get me anyway.'

"Dare!"

"Hmmm, well then I dare you to kiss Yami using tongue!"

Joey and Yami blanched then looked at each other.

Ryou wanting to help Bakura get back at Yami said, "Chicken will be served up to Fluffy tomorrow."

Joey dived at Yami and they GOT IT ON!!!

They made it quick but did use the tongue. After they both raced to the kitchen sink and washed out their mouths several times.

Bakura was cacking himself up when they returned.

Joey said, "Okay my turn and I choose…"

"Nope sorry Joey you have already had a turn so the next person in line gets it. That's you Tristan!"

"Fine I choose Seto!"

"Truth!"

"Very well is it true that you cuddle up to a blue eyes white dragon plushie when you go to bed?"

"Uh…*clears throat* well…*whispers* yes."

"Sorry what was that?"

"Yes okay you happy?"

"Very."

"And it just so happens that it is your turn Bub!"

"I choo…WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

"Bub now it's your go."

"Why you!"

Everyone was getting impatient so Seto went on, "Um I choose Ryou."

"Truth?"

"Have you ever kissed a girl?"

Ryou blushed and said, "No."

"What?" exclaimed everyone but Bakura was by far the loudest.

Bakura said, "I need to find you a girl. Hey I need to find me a girl."

"Anyway, My turn, I choose Yami."

"Very well dare!"

Ryou smiled darkly to himself and said, "I dare you to go into Tea's room and take one of her panties and bra's and put them on over the top of your clothes and wear them for the whole night."

"Absolutely positively NO!"

Ryou just looked at him.

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"Well what if she is up there?"

"Oh I don't think she will be."

Yami grunted and stormed up stairs. He returned a few minutes later wearing a frilly pair of Pink panties and a bra to match.

"Why darling you look positively gorgeous!" said Joey imitating Tea's voice.

"Yeah, but why pink?" asked Tristan.

Ryou was giggling so hard that it was all he could do to not pee his pants, little did he know that Yugi was in the same boat.

"It was all she had!"

Yami sat down and said, "Tristan Truth or Dare," in a very angry 'don't mess with me' tone.

"Truth!"

"Do you…like Serenity?"

Joey glanced at Yami but swung his gaze sharply to Tristan when he answered yes.

Joey jumped on him and started to pound him into the ground.

Yugi tried to pull him off but couldn't so Yami who was quite enjoying himself even with the underwear on went to help as Yugi was very likely to get hurt.

After everyone had clamed down Ryou yawned, which, as yawns are contagious, everyone followed suit.

"Time for bed, I think," muttered Ryou.

"I agree."

"Yep well seeya all tomorrow," waved Yugi already approaching the lift.

Everyone left for their respective bedrooms. (AN: Everyone sleeps alone!!!)

Soon they all fell asleep.

Alyssa: Next chapter what will happen in the middle of the night? Hehehehe No Yaoi though! Also REVIEW ME PLEASE or I'll set Fluffy on you. HEHE