Part 5. The chosen nude.

Buffy, Wesley, Tara and Oz ride a school bus full of potential slayer back to Sunnydale. Apparently, The Marti wanted to end the slayer line too. They left Angel in LA, because he's stupid and lame. And Willow was left at rehab after The Marti made her addicted to magic, and crack, and coke, and pot, and very expensive bottled water.

The bus arrives to the Summers household. Buffy comes in and finds Xander and Anya having sex. Tara comes in too "Hey! Stop with the graphic sex or I'll kick your asses" Tara threaten.

"Whoa! What's with Tara acting like she has guts?" Xander asks.

"The Marti's back" Buffy says putting her hands on hips.

"No. She'll make us act in several bad after school specials!" Anya said as she dyes her hair purple.

Before anyone could say anything, the 40 or 60 extras-I mean, potential slayers, come into the house. A potential named Kennedy decides she doesn't want to be just an extra so she moves her name to the opening credits "Ok people, listen up, we need a plan" Kennedy demanded.

"Wait, you can't just become part of the gang like that" Xander points out.

"Yeah bitch! It took me three years to get in the opening credits" Tara stated.

"Besides, Tara's not dead, so I don't see why we need another lesbian around" Anya said.

"I want to be the star of the show. I don't care who I have to sleep with" Kennedy tells them.

"Who did you sleep with?" Anya asks because she likes sex.

"Some guy name Spike"

Buffy couldn't stop rolling her eyes. Anya dyed her hair pink in protest. Xander went to get something to eat and Tara killed several potentials. Wesley and Oz, who were still there, decide to look for Spike. They take Buffy cause is her show. Kennedy goes with them, because she thinks she needs to be in every freaking scene.

The group takes the bus to the high school. Principal Wood was standing there waiting for Buffy "Buffy, when I gave you this job I expected you to actually work, not run off wherever you want" He reminded her.

"I don't have time. I need to find Spike" The slayer said.

"Spike? Why he's the same guy who killed my mother, Nikki the vampire slayer" The principal realizes.

"What? Is that why you gave me this job?" Buffy asks.

"No. I wanted to sleep you" he answered.

"Oh. Well you can't. You can sleep with Faith if you want" Buffy said as Faith comes into scene. Faith and Wood start having sex outside the school.

Buffy and her group go to the school basement. They find Spike being pulled down the seal "Spike!" Buffy screams.

"Pet!" Spike says as he's pulled down the Hellmouth.

Buffy jumps in alone. In the Hellmouth, Buffy finds that The Marti is about to have sex with Spike "So that was your plan" The slayer interrupt them "You wanted to have sex with Spike! But that could take down all the buildings in the world"

"HAHAHAHA! Yes, that was my plan. Spike the chosen nude. You know the drill 'Into each generation a nude one is strip, he alone will have the strength and skill to have unbelievable, physically impossible sex for hours and hours'. And you can't stop me" The Marti mocks as she summons the uber-Martis so Buffy can't stop her.

Buffy didn't know what to do. Then, a creepy old lady comes to her and hands her the scythe "You know what to do" The old lady says, then she snaps her own neck before she can say anything useful.

Buffy turns around to se Xander, Willow, Tara, Dawn, Riley, Cordelia, Oz, Angel, Giles and Anya, the potentials and Principal Wood, Faith and Wesley, all standing there. Buffy looks at the cast and suddenly knew what she had to do.

Buffy started a very long speech "I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here (she points to Riley, Dawn, Angel, Kennedy and some of the potentials). I hate that there's wild sex and that Spike was chosen to have it. I wish I were having sex with Spike right now. But this isn't about wishes. This is about choices. I believe we can beat this bitch. Not when she's on top of Spike... now. Right now you're asking yourself 'What is Buffy on crack or something?' It's true none of us are naked like Spike. So here's the part where you make a choice. What if we could all be naked... now? In every generation, one nude one is strip... because The Marti only wanted to see Spike naked. I say we change rules. I say if Spike is naked and has wild sex... we'll all be naked and have wild sex. Willow I want to use the essence of the scythe to change our destiny (Buffy hands Willow the scythe, and Willow start the spell). From now on, everyone who could be naked... will be naked (All of them start to take off their clothes). Everyone who could have wild sex... will have wild sex (An orgy start). Can get off... will get off (In all parts of the world, potentials slayers start to get naked and have orgasm. In school, at work, meeting their boyfriend's parents, on national TV). Nude people... every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be naked?

The naked potentials start to attack the uber-Martis, because the spell also gave them slayer powers. The naked cast members and special guest star also got slayer powers and start attacking too. Naked Buffy fights The Marti. The Marti changes into her demon form, that's strangely looks like Barney, and the fight begins. The stunt doubles give their best performance. The fight lasts about an hour.

Suddenly, Spike's amulet, which he was wearing all this time, starts to glow. Light shoots from it and kills The Marti and the uber-Martis and starts destroying Sunnydale. Everyone heads to the elevator to escape. Buffy goes to Spike "Spike enough! I need you alive so we can have wild sex!"

"Go Buffy. I wanna go down as a bloody hero. 'Sides, I'm starring on Angel next season" Spike tells her as he turns into dust. Buffy runs for her life.

They all get into the bus, but they leave Kennedy and Riley to fall down in the crater. Angel turns to dust, because is daylight. After they get far enough, they stop. Wesley calls the Wolfram and Hart helicopter to take his boss's ashes to LA, because vampires always return from the dead over there. Anya takes a box full of money she manages to save and runs. Oz took some naked slayer with him as he left too. Willow and Tara start having sex. Faith and Wood start having sex. Cordelia and Xander start having sex. After the sex ends, they all join Buffy who is looking at crater.

"Well, we're screwed now" Cordelia pointed out "There goes our money and properties"

"Chill out Cordelia, Buffy's not the one and only anymore" Faith said.

"Yeah, now there are like millions of teenage girls with superpowers they don't understand around the world. And many of them will probably use them to hurt or kill people" Dawn said.

"I can feel them Buffy. They're everywhere" Willow said.

"The slayers?" Giles asks.

"No, Tara's fingers" Everybody got uncomfortable over Willow's comment.

Faith decided to change the subject "So Buffy, who are you gonna sleep with now?"

"Yeah, Spike is dust. You can do whoever you want" Willow said.

"Yeah, Buffy who are you gonna do now?" Dawn asks her sister, Buffy just smiles.

Extra part. Who are you gonna do now?

Buffy was in Europe with the person she always wanted. The real man she needed. Not that broody Angel. Not the perverted Spike. Not the gay Scott. Not the bastard Parker and not the boring Riley.

The real guy for her. She was happy to be in the arm of Owen. You know, that guy she dated in season one. He became a successful writer and is filthy rich. And he was still obsessed with Buffy, so she took advantages of that. Now she has money and a hot boyfriend that has pulse.

As for the others: Dawn's trapped in a boarding school for the rest of her life. Willow and Tara opened a chain of Magic boxes. Xander and Cordelia got back together. Faith dumped Wood's ass. And Giles and Connor lived happily ever after.

THE END