Disclaimer: The Bird Sisters do not own Kodomo No Omocha/Kodocha, although how badly they want to. It all belongs to Miho Obana, except for the fanfic. Which is ours. We're just two twisted girls who are having fun messing around with the KNO characters.
Warning: This fanfic contains perverted humor and innuendo. Read at your own risk. We're not held responsible if you are corrupted by this fic.
Authors' Notes: Whenever you see *headache* or *sweatdrop*, it's our way of turning pictures into words. The character in question's having either a headache or a sweatdrop at that moment in the story. They won't be having both at the same time.
And if something's in italics or brackets, it's the person's thoughts. If they're feeling something, such as confusion, it'll either be in parentheses, or marked with a *.
An action is also marked with an *.
Translations for words are in parentheses also.
"Nao" is short for Naozumi.
Authors' comments are in bold.
The dialogue switches back and forth between Akito and Sana, if you're wondering.
Now without further ado, we present
Love Interrupted
(Alternative Title: Late Date … Romance Interrupted)
by the Bird Sisters
Prologue
Sana, now nineteen, is running home from the mall when she runs into Akito.
"Sana, what are you doing?!" He yelled, shocked, as she had plowed into him as if she didn't see him.
"Akito! Why'd you run into me?!"
"What? You ran into me!"
"OH."
"Hey, do you wanna go on a date this weekend?"
"Ohhoo, Akito! Yes!"
What's with the freaky sound? *headache* "Okay, I'll pick you up, and we can go and get something to eat."
"Ahhaha! Yes!"
"Ok." Then slowly mutters, "Geez, what a freak. Ok well, I'm twenty now, so I have nothing to fear from the hammer . . . BAM! Crap." *headache*
"Ha! Yeah right!" Sana scoffed, wielding her infamous mallet proudly in her hands.
Next day –
Akito pulled up to the drive of Sana's house and received an unpleasant surprise. She was dressed as a "good girl." He had been hoping for something more revealing. (You pervert!)
"Ok Sana, you wanna see a movie?"
"Sure!"
They drove to the theater. During the movie Akito tried to make out with Sana, it was going great. Until they heard a familiar voice.
Nao had almost busted them! They tried again after dinner, but Fuka and her old/new boyfriend Takashi spotted them in the car. Pretty soon, their date turned out to be a group date, as Aya and Tsuyoshi, Fuka and Takashi, and Nao and Natsumi went with them.
Fuka: What are we gonna do now?
Takashi: We could all go over to one of our places . . .
Nao: And have a sixsome!
Aya: *headache* You total perv!
Tsuyoshi: *sweatdrop* Actually, that sounds like fun . . .
Sana (confused): What's a sixsome?
Akito: You don't know!?
Sana: No.
Akito: It's when six people, like us, go at it all together in bed!
Sana: Nao, you perv!
Akito: I prefer one on one.
Nao: Then we all claim a room, and after ten minutes we switch partners!
Natsumi: Nao! You will not have sex with anyone but me!
Nao: Ahh, I was hoping for . . .
Sana: Don't even start.
Nao: Who was starting?!?
Akito: That's pretty damn obvious, genius. *sarcastic*
Fuka, Takashi, Natsumi (basically everyone except Nao): YEAH!
Nao: You guys are so intelligent.
Fuka: *hits him hard on the head with a fan* NAO YOU BAKA! (idiot!) Look who's talkin', ya perv!
Sana and Akito: *sweatdrop*
Natsumi: *sweatdrops too*
Aya: *timid* Maybe we could go somewhere else besides our houses. *is thinking, 'Fuka can sure sound like a banshee when she wants to be'*
Nao, Takashi and Tsuyoshi: Yeah! Let's go to the arcade!
Akito: Whatever. *walks away*
Sana: Huh? *has no idea what just happened*
*Everyone except Sana sweatdrops*
Natsumi: You guys are so mature. C'mon, Nao. Let's go to my place. *says this slyly with a glint in her eye* My dad's not home . . . *says this innocently*
Nao: *blushes* Uh, let's go! *dashes off, pulling Natsumi with him*
Fuka: *sighs dreamily* Ah, hormones going on overdrive. Gotta love 'em. *turns to Takashi* I think it's 'bout time we join 'em. Nao and Natsumi, I mean.
Takashi (flustered): Fu – Fuka!??!
*Everyone sweatdrops – again*
Sana: Fuka, don't encourage him.
Fuka (embarrassed and red faced now): I was not!!!
Akito: *comes back* Yeah, sure.
Sana: AKITO!
Akito: What? *turns into a cheetah*
Sana: Ooh. Never mind! *stomps off*
Tsuyoshi: I think you made her mad.
*Everyone except Akito and Tsuyoshi sweatdrops*
Fuka: That was the understatement of the century, Tsuyoshi.
Akito: *rolls his eyes in exasperation* I'll go get her . . .
Aya: Actually, no, don't, Akito.
Akito: Why the hell not? Oh yeah. Girls are temperamental. They've got bad tempers.
*Everyone except Akito falls over*
Takashi: Just wait until she cools off, Akito.
Akito: No, actually, I'll go now. *mutters to himself, 'Knowing Sana . . .'* Bye. *walks off to where Sana has gone*
Tsuyoshi: *turns to Aya, Fuka and Takashi* Wanna bet that those two are not gonna come back anytime soon?
*Aya and Fuka hit him on the head with fans*
Both: TSUYOSHI!
Fuka: I never thought I'd see the day that you'd be as perverted as Aki, Tsuyoshi.
Aya: Let's just leave Akito and Sana alone. *gives Tsuyoshi The Look* C'mon, let's go to the malt shop.
Takashi: This late at night? *gets hit on the head with Fuka's fan* FUKA! *annoyed*
Fuka: *looks angelic* Yes?
Takashi: *sighs* Never mind. Let's go to the malt shop. *walks off, dragging Fuka with him*
Fuka: HEY! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!
Aya and Tsuyoshi: *sweatdrop and follow after Fuka and Takashi*
Authors' Note 2: Yes, we know that it sucked, but keep in mind that it's only the prologue. And we started writing this way back in September 2003, so along the way, our writing has improved.
Con crit would be much appreciated! Not that you have to give us con crit ;)