Disclaimer: The Bird Sisters do not own Kodomo No Omocha/Kodocha, although how badly they want to. It all belongs to Miho Obana, except for the fanfic. Which is ours. We're just two twisted girls who are having fun messing around with the KNO characters.

Warning: This fanfic contains perverted humor and innuendo. Read at your own risk. We're not held responsible if you are corrupted by this fic.

Authors' Notes: Whenever you see *headache* or *sweatdrop*, it's our way of turning pictures into words. The character in question's having either a headache or a sweatdrop at that moment in the story. They won't be having both at the same time.

And if something's in italics or brackets, it's the person's thoughts. If they're feeling something, such as confusion, it'll either be in parentheses, or marked with a *.

An action is also marked with a *.

Translations for words are in parentheses also.

Brackets represent the person's thoughts.

Now without further ado, we present

Love Interrupted

(Alternative Title: Late Date … Romance Interrupted)

by the Bird Sisters

It All Starts

Back at Akito's apartment, Akito and Sana were watching TV. Suddenly, Sana looked at him.

Sana: Akito?

Akito: Yeah?

Sana: Do you love me?

Akito: Of course!

Sana: OH. Akito?

Akito: Yeah?

Sana: Are you comfortable?

Akito: Yeah.

Sana: Are you cold down there?

Akito: Down there? Yeah.

Sana: That's because your fly's open.

Akito: Oh.

Sana: *sweatdrop*

Akito: What are ya lookin' all weird for? *the sound of a zipper being pulled up can be heard*

Sana: *gives him a 'you're so unbelievable' look* Noth . . ing.

Akito: *sweatdrop* She's so dense.

Sana: You're giving me that look again.

Akito (pretending to be clueless): What look?

Sana: *gives him a funny glare* Akito . . .

Akito: *sweatdrops and turns into a cheetah* Yes?

Sana: *falls off the couch* Never mind. Forget it.

Akito: *turns back into a human and looks at her with an impassive look on his face* Wanna have sex?

Author's Note 2: Short, yet sweet. Yeah, it was a distracting chapter, with all the * and all. Thanks for all your comments! Please review?