Disclaimer: The Bird Sisters do not own Kodomo No Omocha/Kodocha, although how badly they want to. It all belongs to Miho Obana, except for the fanfic. Which is ours. We're just two twisted girls who are having fun messing around with the KNO characters.
Warning: This fanfic contains perverted humor and innuendo. Read at your own risk. We're not held responsible if you are corrupted by this fic.
Authors' Notes: Whenever you see (headache) or (sweatdrop), it's our way of turning pictures into words. The character in question's having either a headache or a sweatdrop at that moment in the story. They won't be having both at the same time.
And if something's in italics or brackets, it's the person's thoughts. If they're feeling something, such as confusion, it'll be marked with a ( ).
An action is also marked with a ( ).
Translations for words are in parentheses also.
Brackets represent the person's thoughts.
Now without further ado, we present
Love Interrupted
(Alternative Title: Late Date ... Romance Interrupted)
by the Bird Sisters
Wuh
Sana: Oh. Maybe.
Akito: What kinda answer is that???
Sana: A good one. It's not as if I'm gonna say yes to you the minute we meet, y'know.
Akito: (holds head in hands) One night's not going to kill you.
Sana: I can't believe you said that!! (bops him with a hammer) Anyway, I may or may not have sex with you. Better?
Akito: You really know how to deflate a male's ego.
Sana: It's not as if you had an ego in the first place . . .
Akito: (glare) Some girlfriend you'll perfectly make.
Sana: What's that supposed to mean? Are you insulting me??! If you are, you -- !
Akito: Easy on the language, Sana dear. What's a little sex is going to hurt?
Sana: . . . Okay, Akito, come here.
Akito: (grins to himself and comes) See? I knew you'd come around.
Sana: WHACK!
Akito: Ow, you – what did you do that for??
Sana: You're such a jerk! Who would have sex with you, honestly!
Akito: You wound me.
Sana: Just be glad that wasn't the worst whack I could give anyone.
Akito: . . . Well, what do you say?
Sana: To the sex?
Akito: . . . Yes. What else would it be?
Sana: You sex driven cheetah.
Akito: But you love me. (disturbingly flutters his eyelashes)
Sana: . . . Okay, Akito, that was definitely something I did not want to see.
Akito: It had a nice effect, though.
Sana: Oh, fine! So I love you. What's sex got to do with it?
Akito: We can make little Sana and Akito babies, sweetheart.
Sana: That's going to be a nightmare! Okay, I'm in. I'll do it. It wouldn't hurt.
Akito: . . . Do you mean literally?
Sana: NO! It was the "one night stand" thing.
Akito: That, you're definitely not.
Sana: . . . (blinks) You serious?
Akito: I've never been more serious in my life. And that's saying something.
Sana: WAI! Then what are we waiting for? Let's get babymaking!
Akito: (sweatdrops)
Author's Note 2: Sorry for the long delay, everyone! Although four months probably doesn't count as a delay . . we've been really busy lately, and to top it all off, one of the Bird Sisters (the one who's uploading this chapter, actually) stupidly lost chapters 3 and 4.
So here's the "new" chapters 3 and 4. And we're really sorry that it's so short, but we promise it'll be longer next time.
Hope you enjoyed! And please leave a review? We would muchly appreciate it :)