When the Yugioh Characters Houses Burn Down Chapter 5: Maniacal Manhunt, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

When the Yugioh characters houses burn down.

By Alyssa_Anime_Angel

Alyssa: Now for another chapter and I thank my loyal reviewers. And due to many complaints sort of, this is a repost with the names of who says what, okay? Good now read.

Millennium Princess – Aww I heard Peggy crying over losing his roommate.

Dark Phoenix – *Alyssa's eye twitches* Oh dear no, my sweet innocent Ryou has another person after his affections…Ryou my love resist…for the love of Ra Resist.

Laria kaiba – *eye twitches again* Yani Hates Fluffy! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tball777 – Yes me too and I hope Seto agrees heh heh

Angle/Demon Gardain – I will definitely finish this story!

Aurora the Anime Nut –

Alyssa: Cool another lover of my fanfic *jumps up and down* me happy me happy *falls to the ground unconscious*

Yami Malik: Heh Heh. *Puts away the large Mallet*

Malik: Um Yami? She's the author.

Yami Malik: *freezes then runs away*

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Ryou: Um who's gonna write this chapter? … Why are you all looking at me like that? …No, NO WAY! …Fine then *pulls out a pen and paper* time to start…

Chapter 5 – Maniacal Manhunt

Knock Knock

"Who could that be?"

"If it's another one of those pranks then…"

Is cut off as the phone rings.

Bakura picks it up, "hello?"

"Hello my name is Kim Dralianar and I would like to know if your refrigerator is running?"

Bakura remembering a prank call that sounded something like this started to curse into the phone.

The line sharply disconnected and Bakura looked very smug that is until the power cut off.

"Um Bakura that was probably the electrical company, I heard reports that some houses in our area have had power shortages."

"Oh!"

"Great now we have no power thanks to Mr. I'll kill you!"

"Well how was I supposed to know?"

"I suppose that's true when you have no brain cells."

"Why you f****** Pharaoh! I am going to… Uh who turned out the lights?"

"Its day time you idiot."

"Oh yeah and that's why its dark!"

Yami's reply was cut off when there was a banging down the stairs.

Yugi, Mokuba and Tristan screamed.

"It's just me."

"And me."

"Seto, Tea how are you both?" asked Ryou.

"Yeah what were those sounds we heard before, f****** hell," Bakura said as he hit his toe on the table.

"So what if me and Seto are an item, that doesn't mean you can say such profanities about what we did, its called make love not…hmm mnmmm mnmm."

Tea was fighting to get Seto's hand off her mouth.

Bakura was laughing and crying at the same time as he had hit his pinky toe on the table leg.

If you could have seen Seto's face it would have been flushed with embarrassment and anger.

Before Seto could attack Bakura or another person stump their pinky toes on the table leg there was a horrible banging on the windows.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

Yami Malik hit the nearest person to him who kicked the person in front of him who bit the person hugging him who kneed that person who had bit him who head butted the person behind him who knocked over the person next to him in passing out who yelled, "Everybody freeze," as he fell on to the next person in line, "Sorry Bakura!"

"Ryou get off me!"

"Sorry!"

"HEH HEH… heh…" Yami laughed as he fell to the ground unconscious falling and squashing Mokuba.

The banging continued and they saw a weird light.

Seto: "AHHH Its Pegasus!"

Yugi: "What?"

Joey: "NOOOOOOO."

Malik: "Who that flying horse guy."

Tristan: "The drunk?"

Seto: "No…I mean yes that sick sadistic crazy widower."

Yami: "Isn't he in the funny farm?"

Ryou: "He was…don't you watch the news?"

Yami: "What's news? … OW!"

Bakura: "IS he watching us?"

Tea: "Oh god I hope not!"

Yugi: "Why?"

Tea: "Cause well… hmmm nothing."

Mokuba: "Can you get off now?"

Tea: "Oh Seto!"

Seto: "Hah?"

Malik: "What was that?"

SILENCE

The crickets could be heard.

SILENCE

Malik: "Nothing!"

Ryou: "Seto is that you."

Seto: "Hah what is that…who's there…what the hell?"

Ryou: "Everybody stand up slowly…OW Watch it!"

Bakura: "Screw this…"

Bakura sent everyone to the shadow realm several meters apart.

Yami Malik: "Well that was smart."

Mokuba: "Can we go back now I don't like it here?"

Seto: "Yes Mokuba."

Ryou: "Okay!"

Bakura tried to send them back but it didn't work.

Bakura: "Ummm?"

Ryou: "Whaaat?"

Bakura: "Oh just a little problem."

"You cant send us back can you," said Yugi."

Bakura: "Well…no!"

Tea said, "Well we can get out the way I got out."

Seto: "NO WAY I AM NOT BECOMING SPEW."

Joey: "AWW Little Seto Poo afraid!"

Seto: "Shut up mutt."

Yugi: "Tea where can we get out."

Tea: "Down that warp hole."

Yami: "What hole."

Tea: "Oh its not there now. But don't worry the…"

Joey: "Please No not another friendship speech."

Tea: "What's friendship?"

Everyone froze then started to sing Hallelujah.

After that brief…thing…was out of their systems Ryou said, "Yami why don't you just get us out."

Yami: "HEH HEH I would but the millennium puzzle is at the cleaners."

All: "WHAT?"

"Well I got a stain on it," said Yugi downcast.

Seto: "Anyway what were you saying?"

Tea: "Yes the warp hole will appear soon, when the eclipse is over."

Malik: "How do you know that?"

Tea started to whistle and everyone edged away from her.

Joey: "So the reason why it was so dark is because…there was a…eclipse."

Tristan: "Great work Joey you figured that out on your own."

Joey: "Yep!"

Mokuba: "Hey look the warp hole is opening."

Ryou: "Well let's go."

Seto: "Hey albino boy, I do not want to become vomit!"

"You'll live," said Bakura pushing Seto into the hole first.

"Oops that is the wrong hole…don't worry Seto and little Seto I'm coming!"

Tea then jumped into the hole after him.

Mokuba asked, "Who's little Seto."

Bakura: "Oh I have a pretty good idea."

Yami Malik then said, "Fine I guess I'll take us out of here."

All: "What you can do that?"

Yami Malik: "Yeah I just couldn't be bothered before but now I guess I'll have to."

Yami Malik returned everyone to the normal world where they saw in big red writing on the wall 'I WILL BE BACK!'

Joey: "Is it Blood?"

Mokuba: "Ooh smells horrible."

Yami: "No it's wine!"

Bakura: "Oh too bad!"

Ryou: "Bakura!"

Bakura: "What?"

Ryou: "Never Mind."

Bakura: "Okay."

Malik: "Why don't we just go and kill Pegasus before he comes back?"

Yami: "Good idea Malik lets go."

With that the group of nine peoples left the safety of their home and went in search of Pegasus.

Joey: "Hey there he is…"

Tristan: "No there…"

Joey: "There…"

Yami: "Where?"

Bakura: "He's everywhere!"

Yugi: "Excuse me mam why do you have that wig on."

Lady with white wig: "My dear boy didn't you know, its Albino day!"

"Eh?"

Lady with white wig: "The cutest albino gets the prize of the rights to duel monster and 100 thousand dollars."

Just then Tristan picked up Ryou and ran away.

Ryou: "AHHH HELP ME!"

Bakura: "RYOU!"

Yugi: "RYOU!"

After hours of chasing Tristan who wanted to use Ryou to win the money they finally knocked him out and Ryou was saved.

Yami: "Hey look there's a bar."

Bakura: "Your right."

Yami: "I want a drink."

Yugi: "Were under age you know?"

Yami: "I'm thousands of years old so I am definitely not under age."

"Yeah lets go," said Bakura.

"Time for some fun," said Yami Malik.

The three walked in and Bakura could be heard yelling, "Its Pegasus lets get him!"

The others ran inside to see Pegasus and Yami Malik speaking as though they were old buddies.

"So anyway I went to your hotel this morning but you didn't answer so I decided to leave a note but I didn't have a pen or paper. All I had was some wine so I left you a note you couldn't miss. Anyway I have to thank you all for changing my life around. After I broke out I met this charming man who wanted to meet me again. Anyway were running away together so thank you and now I had better go."

Pegasus left a very stunned group of people.

Malik: "Well that was sure interesting."

All others: "Yeeaaaahhh."
Mokuba: "I'm tired I need a rest."

Yami Malik: "And my favorite show is about to play again."

Malik: "Yeah lets go."

"Well that was a very unproductive day," muttered Yugi.

"Aren't all our days unproductive?" Ryou replied

Yugi: "I guess that's true."

When they arrived at the door of the hotel a small child's voice could be heard.

"I bet it's those kids that are playing pranks on us."

Bakura slammed open the door to see a relatively unchanged Seto and Tea and a little boy about the age of seven running around them.

"Well if you hadn't of wanted to come back and get your Drabluey then we wouldn't be stuck here."

"Uh Hi Seto, Tea."

"Oh call me Anzu, it's what my husband has nicknamed me."

"Yeah Tea was just too confusing for the natives of Kuribo Island. You see it meant man in their native tongue."

"Anzu means Woman of three worlds with big boobs in their native tongue."

"And this is our child, Garan, his name means child of demons."

"Well I guess today wasn't all that unproductive," said Ryou.

Yugi: "I totally agree."

Ryou: Heh heh

Bakura: Um Ryou why did you write that you fell on me?

Ryou: I didn't write that

Bakura: Its right here.

Ryou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Somewhere in the Hawaii Islands Pegasus is laughing his head off while drinking a glass of wine.

Bakura: I should also mention before the readers leave that you should read Alyssa's other fanfics or she'll *shudders* do what she calls the tickle torture on me and If she does that I will set fluffy on you. Mhuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Alyssa: Reads over chapter…cracks up laughing then goes into an explanation while plotting to get Yami Malik, and Malik back after the curtains close.

Okay I will tell you what happened when the lights went out; Yami Malik hit Yami who kicked Joey who bit Tristan who kneed Tea who head butted Seto who knocked over Ryou who fell onto Bakura.