When the Yugioh characters houses burn down.
By Alyssa_Anime_Angel
Alyssa: Well another chappie up and running and if you haven't seen the last chapter reposted well you should read it as I have made it not so randomness.
Ryou forgot the disclaimer last time so again for this chapter and the last, I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH. Own fluffy and story now read.
To Reviewers
Okay…tball777, Lireal, Millennium Princess, and Angel/Demon Guardian – I have fixed up the last chapter and I hope you all have read it. Hopefully you will find it more to your satisfaction and not so weird. Also I hope you all enjoy this chapter as well. Don't worry I will not do and more total randomness. K? Good.
Chapter 6 – More children
"Hmm, Bakura do you notice that Fluffy hasn't burnt down anything for a while now?"
Bakura looked up and said, "Yes that is strange."
Ryou called for Fluffy and she emerged with a swollen gut from the closet.
Ryou blanched and Bakura said, "Fluffy are you sick?"
Ryou shook his head and said, "Uh Oh, Fluffy's pregnant, I think I finally worked out why Fluffy burnt down the houses, she was on heat."
Bakura said, "No not more children…*he then started to think about the situation and started to laugh maniacally*…"
No Bakura Fluffy and her babies will not be used for that
Oh Ryou but I really want an army to kick everyone else's ass
Ryou mentally and physically shook his head and Bakura started to pout. Bakura was about to press the argument but yelling from down stairs caught his attention.
"GET THIS BLOODY RUNT OFF OF ME!" yelled Yami Malik as he tried to throw Garan off his head.
Everyone heard the altercation and came to see what was up.
As soon as Anzu entered she ran to Yami Malik, slapped him and pulled off her child, "How dare you touch my child you monster."
Yami Malik growled and then saw an evil glint in her eyes and backed right away.
Yami said, "Well I never thought I would see the day."
Bakura nodded in agreement.
Kaiba then entered the hallway in which everyone was standing and Anzu yelled, "How could you let that monster touch our child," she then went up to him and was about to slap or kiss him, they couldn't tell which when a howling distracted them and they had to cover their ears.
Ryou ran up stairs and saw Fluffy popping out little spiky balls out of her ass.
Bakura yelled, "GROSS! What the hell kind of Osiris infested demon work is that!"
Ryou slapped Bakura across the head and went to Fluffy to comfort her, "How could you be so insensitive Bakura, Fluffy is labour."
Ryou pulled one of the shirts off the bed, which just happened to be Bakura's favorite and wrapped up the first two kittens that had emerged.
Bakura had such a look of revulsion on his face that it looked as though he was going to die, if he could.
After about seven minutes Fluffy was finished labour and had given birth to thirteen ferocious looking children. Of course they were absolutely gorgeous to me, Ryou and Bakura.
They looked like their mother except for one difference, that they had small grey wings and a pink tail.
"Right."
Ryou couldn't help but make puppy dog eyes at them for they were so cute.
"Hideous beasts," said Yami.
Simultaneously Fluffy and all her children looked straight at him and the crystal on their foreheads started to glow. Yami backed right out of the room followed by everyone but Ryou and Gavan.
Gavan approached what he called 'kitties' but when they turned on him he ran from the room screaming straight into his fathers arms.
"I really don't blame you son."
And Kaiba went to put his son down for a nap.
Ryou cuddled each of the little cubs and they showed the same affection back to him.
(AN: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.)
He named them, "Happy, Sparkle, Radiate, Cuddles, Kitty, Fluffball, Bouncy, Mittens, Baubles, Splot, Starry, Floaty and Shadow."
The cubs loved their new names and all pranced around him. Fluffy was exhausted and fell asleep while the cubs suckled.
"My favorite shirt. My favorite shirt."
"Yes okay Bakura, we know your favorite shirt is ruined, you can always buy another one."
Bakura perked up and they went on.
"Those babies are going to be trouble, wait until they burn down everything and they can fly."
Joey and Tristan then entered the house via the front door and sat down.
"Where have you guys been?"
Joey and Tristan broke out in grins and Joey said, "Nowhere."
"Yeah right."
Mokuba said, "I heard them talking about their dates last night."
"You runt."
A small earthquake hit the room stopping all arguments and they looked to the stairs to see the 'babies' pounding down the stairs.
Everyone suddenly grew afraid and fled through the front door. That is except for Joey and Tristan who had no idea what the little beasts were and so stayed put, their minds not putting two and two together.
Ryou walked down the stairs after his little 'friends' and saw them surrounding the two staring boys.
Joey asked, "Who's the father?"
And then Tristan asked, "Who's the mother?"
Ryou laughed and replied, "These are Fluffy's children and well as to who the father is I have no idea."
Just then Bakura walked in the front door remembering that he had left one of his favorite knives on the kitchen sofa and he didn't want drool all over it.
He froze as he saw that the cubs were still there and said, "Ryou could you please tell them that I am their master and that they must obey me no matter what."
Ryou looked to the kittens and whispered something to them.
Just then the kittens all ran to him and started to cuddle into his legs.
Bakura was a little revolted but mainly pleased.
Ryou then said, "You had better feed them then."
Bakura nodded and led the kittens into the kitchen.
Yugi poked his head in the door and asked, "What did you really tell them?"
Ryou giggled and said, "I told them that my look alike was their toy and that he would feed them if they were treated him right."
Yugi broke out in a smile and hoarse laughing could be heard from behind him.
"Yami I take it," said Ryou.
Yugi nodded and gave the go ahead for everyone to come in.
It was then that Ryou noticed that Malik and Yami Malik were missing, "hey guys where are Malik and Yami Malik?"
Everyone shook their shoulders in I have no idea except Mokuba who blurted out, "Malik went to see his sister and Yami Malik didn't want to stay here by himself so he went along."
Kaiba asked his little brother, "Do you know everything that goes on around here?"
Mokuba shook his head, "Its just that my favorite hiding place is right next to Malik's room."
"Aha."
Mokuba then stood up his child instincts kicking in and he escaped into a small vent near the stairs. Everyone watched him go in laughter but that laughter soon subsided as Bakura emerged with all of Fluffy's children following.
Nobody moved and Yami grew the courage to ask, "What are they?"
Ryou replied, "I don't know who the father is, that is a total mystery and as to what type of creature could mate with a duel monster is another mystery and well I guess we could call them Milirra."
"Okay so all the Milirra are what, freaks of nature," muttered Kaiba.
Big Mistake. All the Milirra ran to him and chewed off all his clothes leaving him sitting naked on the couch.
He looked down having not seen the lightning flash movements of the Milirra and screamed. He hastened to cover himself and got up to run to his room. Everyone was giggling at him except for Anzu who was staring rather sexually at his lower half. He tried to escape but the Milirra herded him to and out the door. They then slammed the door in his face and he was left banging on the door after the Milirra somehow fused the door to the wall.
They turned to look at the group of humans and semi humans in triumph and noticed that by far the happiest person there was Bakura. This was how they would amuse their toy they decided, pick on the one known as Seto Kaiba.
Soon the excitement of the day calmed down and everyone headed for bed. Seto had somehow gotten into the hotel, I think by the large tree outside the front of the place. The Milirra and Fluffy were sleeping at the end of Ryou's bed and all the spirits were neatly tucked into their soul rooms. All that could be heard in the house was a slight banging coming from Kaiba's room. Rather Kaiba and Anzu's room.
We all know what that was.
But no one could expect the events of the next morning when they would get two new roommates.
ALYSSA: How was that? Tell me will ya, like in reviews. Heh heh. Am I evil? Oh yes I know I am. Sorry Kaiba, Joey and Tristan, Okay so I'm not really sorry but had to put that in. Well must go and hope I'll seeya all real soon in the next chapter.
Oh Yes I will also be getting Malik and Yami Malik back real soon. Just have to think up something positively evil. Perhaps Malik cause he's so cute will get away with his life?