You're an oily one,
Mr. Snape,
You really, need, a bath!
You're as stinky as a spraying skunk,
You're as dirty as an elephant
Mr. SnaaaaaAPE!

I wouldn't even come near you with, a nose plug that would block the worst of stinky cheeeeeeeese!

You're a mean one,
Mr. Snape,
You really, are, the worst!
You'd take points away for breathing,
You think it's all good fun
Mr. SnaaaaaAPE!

I wouldn't be breathing near you anyway, because I would rather liiiiive!!!

You're a hater,
Mr. Snape,
You play favorites with Slyyyytheriiins!
You're a hater of all Gryffindors,
And of all mudbloods,
Mr. SnaaaaaAPE!

You appall even the grinch himself, at least HE was treating people, equallyyyy!!!

You make me sick,
Mr. Snape,
And I'm not talking, about, the poisonnnnn!
You sit there and make assumptions,
When you should be in the bath,
Mr. SnaaaaaAPE!

I have nothing more to say to you other than the following, you need to get a liiiiiiiife!!!!!