When the Yugioh Characters Houses Burn Down

By Alyssa_Anime_Angel

Alyssa: Kindra and Kalah are mine and NOT Mary sues. Definitely not! Now I don't own YUGIOH so you have no reason to sue and now on to my reviewers.

Bakura-196 – I wrote this chapter for you, cause you are my loyal reviewer. And I am glad when reviewers laugh so much that their family thinks they are nutto. It's very flattering.

Saturn Imp – Ahh the evillyness…and the Mohawk was why he wore a turban…I mean wouldn't you want to hide a green Mohawk and that tattoo?

Dream of Shadows – thankyouthankyouthankyou.

Please have my apologies, I am so sorry for not updating sooner. I was in my last term of grade twelve and it caused me to be really lethargic. I love you all dearly and am so sorry to do this to you. Please forgive me. Now onto the story which I hope will be as funny as the last chapters…actually funnier.

Chapter 11 – The Joining

Kindra was grinning like she was high on something…not mentioning any names here. Kalah turned to her sis and said, "Okay, so who is ready to be taken?"

Kindra looked up, "I think that Yami Malik will be fairly easily to be taken."

Anzu giggled, "All right."

Mai scowled, "And then…"

Kalah laughed, "And then the others will be ripe for the picking."

Mai laughed insanely and as laughing is contagious every one of the villains started to laugh.

Yami Malik would have given anything to get out of his current predicament…anything and it was fortuitous for him that someone heard his wish. He had even called the Millennium Rod to himself, a little trick he had taught himself how to do, but his hands were bound so he couldn't grab it out of his pocket.

Fluffy came bounding out of the shadows and snipped at the tail of the lustful female ghost. She wasn't willing to face the beast so she left her prize and flew away into the night.

It just happened to be when Yami Malik was thanking Ra when the four girls appeared. He froze and Anzu walked up to him.

Squirming under her touch as her hands wandered over his bare chest, he let out a growl.

She reached into his front jean pocket and came across a long hard object.

"Is that the millennium rod or are you just happy to see me?"

Yami Malik was horrified, what were these girls going to do to him, not that he would object to everything.

She pulled out the rod and laughed, "Okay Yami Malik, back inside." Somehow by the unknown forces of the anime world, she knew exactly how to control the millennium rod and trapped him inside. Suddenly something very strange happened, her hair spiked up something horrible and her eyes turned purple.

She cracked her neck, "Wow, I feel really good, now where?"

Everyone was trying to contain their giggles as she looked like a puffer fish.

Shadi collapsed onto the hard sandy beach and noticed a strange freeness about himself. Looking down he noticed that he was naked. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

He desperately looked around for anything to cover him but he noticed something that he shouldn't have. It was Isis, and she was in the same state as him, however she was unconscious.

Naughty thoughts swirled in his mind, thoughts that he would never have before thought of, sort of. This place was really affecting him.

He slowly walked over to Isis but one of his senses told him he was being watched.

Not before long little men and women wearing very skimpy clothes that barely covered the lower regions and the upper regions not at all.

Shadi was thunderstruck especially as he got shot with a small dart. It paralyzed him and allowed the natives to bind his hands and legs and hang him from a pole carried by two men at each end.

He wasn't comfortable at all and was feeling very, very exposed.

Isis on the other hand was still unconscious and she was getting much better, or perhaps worse treatment. She was being carried by a man, a very big man who was quite happy to be staring down at her, well-endowed coutar. (Coutar is Kuribo for well, if you cant guess, then you're either too young or too unfortunate.)

There were three things running through Shadi's head,

I so want her. I am so going to kill him. I want my clothes.

Gavan was having his midday nap, curling up into the Flower Wolf, while his mother and her new friends appeared to have a lunch break.

"So how do you think we should go about getting the other millennium items?" asked Anzu.

Kindra replied, "Well I could seduce Ryou and then we could…"

Kalah interrupted, "All you wanna do is seduce the poor boy, now I think we should just go on with a front on attack."

Something then struck Mai's common sense, "I thought that Yugi's puzzle thing couldn't be removed?"

Kindra replied while she was pouting, "Well, you see, there is a secret I found out that allows anyone to use the item."

"Ah."

Kalah stared at her sis, "Stop sulking, we have to get to work and we need you to do it."

"You need me?"

"Of course sis."

Kindra suddenly got the life back into her, "Very well, Ryou here I come."

Ryou suddenly got a shiver down his back and halted causing Yugi, Malik and Seto to run into him.

"You brat, why did you stop," yelled the short-tempered Seto.

"Ah Guys, I think we are in trouble."

"Why is that shorty?"

"Seto, aren't you happy to see us," asked Anzu.

Seto froze, as did Malik.

Suddenly with no warning Kindra glomped her favorite bishie.

Kalah warned, "You're going to suffocate the poor boy."

Then Mai said like a typical blonde, "But isn't that what you call mouth to mouth?"

Kalah moved in to save the albino but she was distracted when Kindra handed her the millennium ring.

Kalah placed it over her neck and joined with it, leaving Ryou alone in his mind.

Suddenly the tomb robber disappeared from in front of Yami. "Bakura?"

Yami was shrouded in darkness and for the first time in his life actually wished Bakura was with him. He didn't have to wait too long though for some company.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo," Ryou pushed off Kindra and started to cry and yell, "He's mine, you cant take my Yami, mine, mine, mine, you cant take him, mine, he's mine I tell you, nooooo, please give him back, h-he's mine…please…mine."

Kalah muttered, "Well that went well."

Mai and Seto cocked an eyebrow each and Kindra just sighed.

While the attention was on Ryou, Kalah grabbed the puzzle off of Yugi who instead of going into a panic like Ryou, went comatose.

Kalah passed the puzzle to Kindra who placed the Millennium key against the eye on the front of the puzzle. The eye allowed the key to enter and she turned it ninety degrees to the right. A small click was heard and after removing the key she passed it to Mai who placed it around her neck.

Suddenly her hair spiked up and red tips appeared on the ends. Her eyes lit up like Christmas lights on Christmas Eve as the power surged through her body.

"Yami is in here," as she pointed to herself.

Seto was now alone; four girls had just incapacitated Ryou and Yugi and were somehow changed mystically. Seto was very small minded in that area, after all that had happened to him he still couldn't work out what was happening.

LYS: Please review. And this is to be continued. I do hope it is funny.