When the Yugioh Characters Houses Burn Down
By AlyssaAnimeAngel
Lys: Okay, it's been like a year. And I am sorry. But I got depressed and couldn't work up any energy to actually write something. So here it is.
Chapter 12 – A traitor for a rebellion
Seto just stared at the four strange women in front of him. Women were scary. Very, very scary. He slowly started to back away but stopped as a hand was placed on his shoulder. He turned slowly to see Anzu staring at him.
"Darling, it is no time to be running from me. I have way to much power now and you are going to have to do what ever I say."
Anzu clicked her fingers and suddenly Joey and Tristan appeared. Their mouths fell open and they burst out laughing.
Joey giggled, "Talk about a bad hair day."
Mai giggled back and said, "That is so like not funny, but I know what will be funny. I want Seto to kiss Joey."
Seto and Joey blanched then yelled, "No way."
But the girls just laughed.
Kindra smiled, "You do what you want, I am taking Ryou someplace a little more private." And with that the two disappeared, but not before Ryou squeaked, "help me."
Joey and Seto looked at each other in spite but then turned when they heard the grating laughter of Anzu. In her hand was the millennium rod and it had started to glow.
Joey felt hands around his head and his gaze was pulled around to see Seto staring at him with oddly blank eyes.
"Seto…you can fight it…you can…" but his pleas were cut off as Seto's lips crushed his own. He gasped in horror as Seto's tongue darted in and explored his mouth. Joey was frozen in fear but…and he hated to admit it…it was kinda…not that bad.
Yugi, Tristan and Malik were watching in horror as the two boys made out and all they could think was please let them not realize we are here.
Suddenly Seto was pushed to the ground by Joey and the two made out even more passionately.
Anzu looked at the rod in confusion.
Kalah was giggling but she noticed Anzu's confusion and asked what was wrong.
Anzu replied, "I am not controlling them."
"Oh."
Kindra held Ryou in her lap and promised that she would always be there for him. He was distraught at the loss of his Yami and she couldn't figure out why he had such strong feelings.
"Ryou, my dear. I really do love you and you can tell me anything."
Ryou turned to look up into her eyes and she gasped at such sorrow.
"I…love Bakura and you took him away from me…why!! Sob Why?"
Kindra felt an emotion well up in her that she had long since forgotten…sadness.
"You really do…don't you?"
Ryou nodded and she knew how much she really did love him and she knew now that she would do anything so that Ryou and Bakura would be back together.
Kindra started to cry and Ryou looked up again in shock, "Ryou…I will help you…When I was separated from my brother and I was told that I would have to marry that man I grew bitter and all I cared about was what I wanted and how I was going to get it. But now I realize that you deserve more than my selfish desires and together we will stop G.G.A.M.I."
Ryou let a smile form on his face, as he knew she really would help.
"But first, will you indulge me?"
Ryou's smile fell from his face and he grew afraid. What was she going to ask of him? He was afraid that he already knew the answer.
Isis woke up feeling extremely cold.
"Bakan…coutar…mei ashiti aru."
Isis shot upright to find herself very exposed and several brutish looking men staring down at her.
She jumped up and ran behind the nearest tree.
"Okay, I am naked and those men don't look friendly…and where is Shadi and where am I and what am I going to do…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my necklace is gone. Why didn't I see this coming? Take a deep breath and concentrate. Everything is not that bad…okay it couldn't be much worse cause I have no idea what they are saying…and I know..." Isis peered out from behind the tree, "hey boys lets play a game, you all close your eyes and I go and hide. The first person to find me is the winner."
Strangely enough the men understood and they all closed their eyes.
Isis ran away as quickly as she could and came across a large pot. Inside was brackish water and a green bush poking out the top.
She grabbed on the familiar bush and pulled it out. A pair of legs emerged and she recognized whose they belonged to. The figure flipped over with a scream and she jumped into his wet arms thanking Ra.
"Isis are you alright…you're naked…holy ra…"
"Shadi…this is not the time. Get a hold of yourself."
Finally the group of men shot into the clearing and saw the two together.
Isis proclaimed, "Shadi found me first…he is mine."
Suddenly topless women pounded into the clearing smacking their respective husbands on the heads.
A woman approached Isis and Shadi, "In here…women rule…men…follow…we rule."
Isis followed the slow speech and smiled, "Okay, can we get some clothes."
The woman nodded and indicated for them to follow, and Isis and Shadi complied.
Kalah entered Bakura's soul room and smiled seeing the pouting spirit.
Upon seeing the intruder he jumped up in a fury and demanded to know what the hell she was doing and where was Ryou.
"I am now your host body and well Ryou is…lets just say…occupied."
Bakura was furious and he was going to make this woman pay but his anger subsided as she approached him and planted a kiss on his lips. He was flabbergasted and didn't know how to respond. He hadn't been with anyone in a few millennia. What was he supposed to do?
Mai had Yami tied up in his soul room with chains and buckled leather straps. Yami was fighting the bonds as he tried to escape from her clutches.
"Oh Yami, and I thought you liked all this punk stuff. It's very kinky you know…and it has always turned me on."
Yami blanched.
She smiled at his bare form and knew exactly where to start her punishment. She withdrew a feather from her skirt and proceeded to caress Yami's chest.
Yami started to giggle; nobody had ever known that he was very sensitive.
She drew the feather under his arms and down his legs while he laughed uncontrollably.
"This is almost too much fun."
Anzu was watching the spectacle of Joey and Seto while Gavan entertained Yugi, Malik and Tristan.
Seto and Joey were shirtless and Anzu was twirling the millennium rod while using the millennium eye to peek into Seto and Joey's mind. She was viewing the thoughts of the two and what they would like to do to each other. Joey wanted to play lap dog and Seto was more than happy to have Joey play the mutt he is.
Gavan was chasing Yugi, Tristan and Malik with his giant mallet.
Yugi was yelling, "I am supposed to be the hero of the story, why is this happening to me!"
Tristan was screaming like a little girl while he narrowly avoids being smooshed and Malik was muttering about how unfair villains are treated and how there always seems to be a greater evil that turns up later in the story.
Kindra was flustered as she looked at Ryou. "Oh, you are soooooooo kawaiiiii."
Ryou was horribly embarrassed. He was dressed in a girls school uniform and his hair was in pigtails. He felt violated.
Suddenly out of nowhere bounded Fluffy and the milirra.
"Great…everyone is here…okay guys and girls…we are going to rescue Bakura and the others and take down G.G.A.M.I."
The shadow beasts all nodded their heads in acceptance. They gathered around Kindra.
"Now this is the plan…"
Ryou tried to listen in but he couldn't hear what they were saying. Fluffy and the Milirra wouldn't tell him either. However once he saw their heads all turn to him a shiver ran down his back.
A scream echoed through the shadow realm bringing Kalah and Mai from the soul rooms and grabbing the attention of Anzu, Gavan and the poor hostages.
Kindra appeared carrying Ryou in her arms. Or at least a hot looking well-endowed girl who looked like Ryou.
Kindra placed her on the ground and turned to look at her comrades who had gathered around her. She looked up with red-rimmed eyes and said, "It was just a little spell, I didn't mean for this to happen."
Kalah's mouth dropped open, "You turned him into a her."
Mai and Anzu had eyes bulging out of their heads.
Gavan peeked a look and said, "She's hot."
The other girls peaked down for a closer look when suddenly fur balls came flying at them from under the shadow ground.
They screamed as the millennium items were torn off of them.
Finally they fell to the ground feeling powerless.
Kindra helped She-Ryou to stand up and Kalah begged her sister, "Why? Why did you do this?"
Kindra looked saddened, "We were wrong sister. We should never have hurt these people like this. And I just couldn't ignore Ryou's love for Bakura. He just looked so cute."
Just then Fluffy appeared and she opened her mouth. A warp hole formed and the three ex-villainesses were sucked in. Strangely thought the clothes they were wearing were left behind.
Fluffy let out a puff of smoke from her mouth and grinned at Kindra.
"Well done fluffy, now to return these items."
Ryou picked up the millennium ring and placed it around his neck feeling relieved as he felt Bakura's presence back in his mind.
Ryou handed the ring to Yugi and let out a squeal of delight as Yami emerged next to him.
Kindra smiled as Yugi and Yami hugged one another then kissed quickly on the lips.
A second later Bakura emerged and Ryou asked what had taken him so long.
Bakura reluctantly replied, "I had to get dressed."
Ryou's eyes widened but they bulged when he saw Seto and Joey making out on the ground.
Tristan ran up to them and kicked them both in the side.
The two jumped up and away from each other trying to look disgusted. It failed, mainly because when they caught each other's eyes they smiled slightly then blushed ten shades of red then quickly turned to look away.
Malik pulled off his shirt and rubbed down the millennium rod profusely before touching it with his hands.
When he had finished removing all of Anzu's germs she held out his once favorite shirt to Fluffy and asked if she would incinerate it for him.
She immediately replied, and accidentally set Tristan's pants on fire.
"Woops," replied Malik.
Kindra bent down and whispered into Fluffy's ears.
Everyone looked on expectantly and Fluffy opened her mouth spitting out half naked forms of Isis and Shadi.
Their items were promptly returned and Seto gave up his jacket to have Isis covered.
Everyone but Ryou and Yugi looked at Kindra accusingly and she just let a sad smile appear on her face.
Then as though something occurred to her she said, "I think we have forgotten something?"
Yami exclaimed, "Where is Yami Malik?"
Malik giggled, "Oh he aint coming out until we are out of the shadow realm, between being accosted by the Magical Ghost and being in Anzu's mind, scarred for life just doesn't cover it."
Yami and Bakura laughed maniacally but Kindra spoke up again, "No…I don't think…GAVAN!"
Everyone looked around in fright and Seto looked around in indifference. He muttered, "The child was never mine anyway…Anzu had an affair."
Everyone was shocked to hear that multi-millionaire and all around hunk Seto Kaiba hadn't been good enough for Anzu.
Tristan said, "I think I saw him disappear."
Nobody listened to Tristan and they spent the next five minutes checking for the little tyrant. During that time however Fluffy yawned and well something happened. The authoress didn't notice however.
After that period of fear dissipated Bakura and everyone else finally noticed Ryou. Bakura stared straight at Ryou's chest and asked whether they were real.
Ryou reached into the top of the uniform and pulled out some tissues.
"Are you disappointed Bakura?"
Bakura saw fear and hope in Ryou's eyes and he finally did something he had wanted to do for a long time. He pulled Ryou into his arms and snogged him.
Ryou reciprocated the kiss and didn't notice that Kindra had started to disappear. She let a tear drop and it formed into a perfect crystal. She held it out in her hand and when Ryou was given room to breath he noticed the disappearing girl.
"Kindra…what's happening?"
"I do not belong here…so I am returning to my time. I will have to marry that man that will be pharaoh. Here, Ryou keep this, from me. A symbol of my love and of your love to Bakura."
Ryou took the gem and noticed it had a tiny hole through it. Kindra yanked out one of her sunshine golden hairs and threaded it through the hole.
"My hair will stay strong as long as your love endures."
Ryou looped the necklace over his head and watched as Kindra was sucked back into her time.
"Well, I guess it is over," said Joey.
"Sure is Mutt."
Joey didn't know whether to throttle Seto or throttle Seto.
Yugi finally piped up, "Hey has anyone seen Tristan?"
Everybody shrugged their shoulders and Yugi frowned.
"Hey little aibou, don't worry. I will always be here for you and I have something I want to try on you."
Yugi looked up at Yami frightfully.
Ryou and Bakura held hands and Malik proceeded to control Seto and Joey into giving unknowing kisses to each other. Both were getting pretty annoyed.
Isis finally said, "Please lets get out of here" while Shadi had his arms up and under Seto's trench coat.
Shadi complied and sent everyone back to the hotel. That is except for himself and Isis. They were back to Isis's couch.
Several days later Ryou was looking in an old Egyptian record book. He was looking for evidence of Kindra.
Bakura was helping him read through the passages.
"Hey Bakura, I found something…Kindralah sister to Yamitah marries pharaoh Tutenkamen."
Bakura added while grinning, "He died pretty young, didn't he?"
Ryou looked up in shock.
"Guess she really didn't like him. Poor fool."
Meanwhile several years had passed in Kuribo Island and Kalah and Mai were sitting rocking toddlers on their knees.
"I cannot believe we get stuck with Anzu's children. Why did she have to go and get herself executed?"
"I know, it's not like it is hard to avoid sleeping with all the husbands when the younger un-betrothed men are no readily available."
"I guess she just liked the old guys."
"Yeah, well she did go in for Seto and he was like three years older than her."
"Yeah but those husbands were ten years older that her."
"Oh well, it isn't like it matter…she at least gets to get away from this backward society. They don't even have money."
"You still can't get over that fact, can you Mai."
"No, I suppose not."
"Well Mai, you at least get rid of those regrets soon enough when your baby comes along."
Mai patted her large belly and smiled, "Yes, and I am sure you will soon enough have a baby of your own. You need one to carry on the family line. Now that you are matriarch."
"I am actually glad Kindra betrayed me. Here I get to lead my own little island, I wonder if my sister did any better?"
"I guess we will really never know."
"No I suppose not."
"Crap, that kid on your knee has something in his mouth."
"Shit, it's Anzu's old eye patch, the one she had to wear after the eye was ripped out. That is just gross. Here you take him."
"No way, he's your responsibility."
"No take him."
"Deal with it."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."………
And last but not least in the real world a small strange boy looks up at the castle filled with lights.
He runs up to it and knocks on the door.
A long silver haired man opens the door.
"Oh hello boy, do you want some candy?"
Gavan smiled and pulled his fringe aside to show the millennium eye.
"Oh honey, I always wanted a child and he even has my millennium eye."
"Peggy, lets take him in and make him our own."
"Yes, now what is your name boy?"
"Gavan."
"Oh Gavi-boy, welcome home."
Lys: The End. And I know it wasn't as funny as some of the other chapters but I am not a very funny person anymore. But the end wasn't that bad so please review and tell me what you think cause I need the compliments. Oh and flames are fine, I don't mind.
And hey it did turn out Yaoi, and wasn't Seto and Joey just so cute!!!!!
TRANSLATION: Bakan…coutar…mei ashiti aru (Big Breasts…I really Like)