Snivelly got run over by a broomstick!
Walking up the long, sloping laaawns!
If it were someone else it might be saaaaad!
But as it was Snape, it's funnnyyyy!

He'd been takin too many potions
And he thought he'd be okaaay
So on he went along his waaaay,
But he wasn't watching out on the way

When we found him the next morning,
On those long, sloping lawns,
He had bristles in his forehead!
And a great big broom print on his neck

Snivelly got run over by a broomstick!
Walking up the long, sloping laaawns!
If it were someone else it might be saaaaad!
But as it was Snape, it's funnnyyyy!

Now we're all so proud of the pilot
Of that broom whoever they may be
They took down our potions master
And now it's like our dreams have been fulfilled

Now that Snape is all recovered,
It's back to class that we must go
But we'll always remember,
Those good few days when he was out!

Snivelly got run over by a broomstick!
Walking up the long, sloping laaawns!
If it were someone else it might be saaaaaad!
But as it was Snape, it's funnnyyyy!