Okay Guys!I have started on a new disgaea fic that's not all lovey-dovey but hilarious!I mean,you cant always write romantic stories without comedy right?So please,read and—

Laharl:don't fucken review!!ahahahahaha!!!

SHUT UP!

Laharl:……

/Beginning Of Chapter 1/

Laharl was currently on his throne,checking off people from the new vassals list.Every new vassal was in one line,waiting eagerly to get accepted to Laharl's castle and sleep there.After a hundred new vassals were assigned,a new prinny was next.The prinny went up and Laharl stared at her.

"Uh,who the fuck are you?"

asked Laharl un-politely.The prinny's right eye twitched.

"Im a prinny,DUH.Im here to serve in the netherworld castle!"

replied the prinny proudly.

"You must be in the wrong line.You're suppose to be in the prinny line.Here,I'll let Etna guide you to it.ETNA!!GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!"

shouted Laharl.The whole castle shook and the new vassals except the prinny fell flat on the floor.The prinny looked around in amazement.

"Uh,they all had a heart attack"

said the prinny.There was silence for a few minutes.Suddenly,Etna barged in,with her hands over her ears.Etna went to Laharl and kicked him in the nuts.

"fjguahfghjga……!!!!"

and Laharl winced in pain.The prinny grinned widely.

"ASSHOLE!Never shout like that in the throne room ever!!!Look at all the mess you've done!"

shouted Etna and she pointed at all the dead bodies on the ground.Laharl was not paying any attention to her because he still felt the pain and couldn't speak.

"Uh,excuse me,you must be Etna.Can you please guide me to the prinny line?"

asked the prinny politely.Etna turned to the prinny.

"Actually,you're already accepted.From how you survived from the shock.Besides,your now the only new person here.All the new vassals and prinnies all died from a heart attack"

explained Etna.The prinny sweat-dropped at the fact that Laharl was a overlord who just killed his new bought vassals and prinnies.

"Here,let me guide you to your new room"

and Etna and the prinny left.Laharl stared at where he went.

"Hey….!!!What about me….!!!!....Bitches….."

and Laharl left to the netherworld hospital while limping.Nobody noticed this of course.

/In The Prinny's New Room/

When Etna and the prinny was in the room,the prinny was amazed at how big the room was and all the rich items in it.The prinny's eyes began to glitter in amazement.

"Well,this is your new room.Everything in this room is all yours.Also,can you please tell me your name?Since you're a pink prinny,I can see you're a female"

said Etna nicely.The prinny turned to Etna and didn't speak for several minutes.

"My names Evon"

replied the prinny.Etna stared at Evon and smiled.

"Hmm,you don't look like a bad person.Can you please tell me about yourself?"

asked Etna.Evon sighed.

"No,I wont.Not yet.I will tell you as soon as im used to the netherworld"

and Evon pushed Etna out of her room.Etna fell down the stairs and got scrapes.

"You son of a---"

and this super fat dragon fell on Etna,making her not finishing her sentence.The super mega deluxe dragon stood up.

"Oops"

said the dragon and he walked away.Etna was flat as paper on the floor,with her mouth opened in shocked.When demons were coming in,they quickly ran out because the super fat mega deluxe demon farted when he fell on Etna.(A/N:I wonder how Etna will survive this?XP)

/At the netherworld hospital/

Laharl was currently on the hospital bed,horrified.His hospital healer,the ronin,said he might not have nuts anymore which made him shocked to death.The ronin came back in,shaking her head side to side.Laharl turned to the ronin.

"Well???"

asked Laharl impatiently.

"Im sorry king Laharl,but,you don't have nuts anymore.We must cut it off and replace it with plastic nuts"

replied the ronin sadly.Laharl was so horrified he felt like he was going to die.

"FOOLED YA!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Dont worry,your nuts will heal in 2 weeks"

said the ronin while laughing so hard.Laharl clenched his fists as though he was ready to kill

/End Of Chapter 1/

Whew!Wasnt that a good chapter of laughs and sadness?Dont worry next chapter we'll learn about Evon's past!

Laharl:Screw this shit!You made my nuts popped,you made me killed all my new vassals,and you made me got fooled by a low-level ronin!

Too bad.

Laharl:And besides,Evon IS you!

Yes,yes,this is my first time in a fiction(in a story kind instead of a short one like my other fic I didn't finish).And now you know the truth,my real name is Evon Le.

Laharl:HA!

SHUT UP!Oh,and please review.