Chapter 2:Laharl's career and Evon's past

"Hey Etna,have you heard the news?!?!"

exclaimed Flonne while jumping up and down.Etna and Evon turned to her.

"What news Ms.Love Freak?"

asked Evon politely.She completely forgotten about Flonne's name.Flonne ignored her question.

"Etna,Laharl's new single for Britney Spear's song came out!Its "Oops I did it again!",Laharl version!!!"

Flonne gleefully cried.Etna and Evon both dropped their girl magazines.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

Etna and Evon both shouted together.Flonne tilted her head to the side.

"Uh,something wrong..?Oh!You must be wondering where Laharl is singing,right?Hes in the throne room—"

but Flonne didn't finish her sentence because Etna and Evon quickly left to see Laharl.

/In the throne room/

"Opps!....I did it again

I played with your heart,got lost in the game

Oh baby,baby

Opps!....you think im in love

That im sent from above

Im not that innocent!"

sang Laharl while singing the chorus.Etna and Evon was already in the room,with their mouth wide open.

"OH MY GOD………HES SOOOO TOTALLY GAY ETNA!!!"

and Evon laugh and pointed at Laharl.Laharl was shocked to see Etna and the prinny in the room.

"I,I can explain…!!I was practicing singing that song for this church……."

"But that doesn't change the fact that you're totally,GAY!!!"

screeched Etna,making the whole castle shake.Laharl covered his ears before Etna screeched so he wouldn't become deaf.

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!DONT LAUGH AT ME!!!"

shouted Laharl at the top of his lungs.Evon and Etna suddenly stopped what they're doing.

"Look,just because I like girl songs,doenst mean that im 'gay',okay?"

said Laharl with a hurtful look.Evon went up to him and patted his back.

"Oh,that's okay La-kun.I like boy songs but that doesn't mean im a guy"

said Evon cheerfully.Laharl looked at Evon and smiled.

"Thanks for cheering me up Evon.I think you're cute you know"

said Laharl while kissing her on the cheek.The whole universe had suddenly stopped at what they were doing.

"WHAT?!!??!??!?!!??!!!?!!?!?!?!"

the whole universe(meaning YOU too) exclaimed.Of what action Laharl did,everybody,even you,was shocked.Half of the milky way cracked in half at all the exclamation from everybody.Going back to the netherworld,the prinny blushed and went back to her room.Flonne suddenly barged in,all steamy.

"Laharl,YOU LIKE THAT STUPID BITCHY SLUTTY PRINNY?!??!"

exclaimed Flonne directly at Laharl's face.Etna has noticed Flonne has rhymed her question.

"Yeah,so?"

asked Laharl suspiciously.He seriously wanted to know her reply.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Flonne screeched while pulling her hair.Laharl sighed.

"Im just kidding Flonne.Stop going all maniac-y.I still love you"

said Laharl while sighing and rolling his eyes.Flonnes happy mood came back.

"Yippie!!!"

and Flonne started running around the netherworld with her arms out,like a little 5 year old idiot.Laharl and Etna sweat-dropped.They had forgotten why they had even accepted her in the netherworld castle to stay with them.

"She must be sugar-high today"

Laharl and Etna thought.Soon,Etna getting annoyed of Flonne's 5 year old instincts,she went to Evon's room.

/In Evon's room/

Evon was on her bed,drawing.All her drawing were stick figures because she had flappy flans(A/N:you know,penguin hands or whatever you call it) as hands and couldn't draw anything beautiful.Soon,Etna came in and sat next to Evon.

"Can you now tell me about your past?"

asked Etna politely.Evon turned to Etna and sweat-dropped.

"Its only been 5 hours since I've been here and your asking me that now?"

said Evon in a annoyed voice.Etna nodded.

"Of course!Its so boring here so I want to know your life story!"

exclaimed Etna with a "DUH" voice,making Evon sweat-dropped even more.

"Okay,okay I will tell you.Before in my past life,I lived a great life on the mountains.I was a ronin there,mastering the sword techniques from my big brother.One day,while on a cliff,a boy collapsed right in front of me.I took him in my cabin and that time,my big brother was away.I didn't worry about him yet because I was taking care of the boy.I found out he had a high fever in the 100's.The next morning,my big brother still never returned and that's when I noticed and worried.When the boy woke up,I suddenly sensed an evil aura around him.I thought it might be just a demon close by so I completely forgot about the aura after that.I found out from the boy that his name was Zanako and he was 15,the same age as me.After months and months I fell in love with him.I was still weak because my big brother still had never returned.I searched for him everywhere but I couldn't find him.Soon,I saw a cave and went into it.And there,I saw something that made me so shocked.I saw my big brother's body,covered in blood.He had died on the day I found Zanako.I soon grew suspicious about Zanako until one rainy day,Zanako tried to kill me in my sleep.I woke quickly when I sensed someone over me and saw that Zanako was about to choke me.He told me that he was the one who killed my brother and he said he had false feelings for me so I could fall for him and he would have a chance to kill me.I soon killed him after that and found out he was possessed by a demon.So that meant he was just an innocent boy until the day he was possessed,that's why he got a high fever.The real Zanako tried his best to fight the demon who possessed him but it was no use,he took over him the next day.So,after all that misery,I suicided myself for being so stupid.Thats why im a prinny,serving in the netherworld.To pay for my sins.Now you know my…..(yawn) story……"

and Evon soon fell asleep.Etna guessed she would be tired telling such a long,sad past.

"So,that's why that bitch is here and is serving at the netherworld castle?"

asked someone.Etna quickly turned around,and not really to her surprise,she saw Laharl.

"Oh shut the fuck up Laharl and go and calm down that Love Freak"

replied Etna with a smirk.Laharl quickly got pissed.

"Hey,don't try piss me o—"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE DAMMIT!"

"Eep!!"

and Laharl ran away.

End of chapter 2

A/N:So how was it?Great?Sad?Hilarious?Stupid?Tell me while leaving me a review!

Laharl:that was sooooo fricken lame

A/N:Oh shut up Laharl.You don't know the meaning of fics.You're already in a fic with Link(from the Zelda series)

Laharl:WHAT?!?!