At The Sadie Hawkins Dance
By Ms. Kinnikufan
Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own anyone.
Bumblebee came to the Sadie Hawkins dance stag.
Despite the nasty rumors whispered by some of her fellow students, it wasn't because no one would accept her invitation. Hell, they were a few that would have. It was well known that the Division Triplets all had huge crushes on Bumblebee.
Bumblebee just didn't ask anyone to the dance. She told none this, deciding to let her fellow students draw their own conclusions.
Bumblebee wasn't the type of girl to ask guys anyway. She preferred girls.
Also she believe spies shouldn't get attached to people they were spying on or let people get attached to them. It wouldn't work out for either parties.
A dancing couple passed her. A dancing couple that had the girl that was Bumblebee's very secret crush. Bumblebee's styrofoam cup of punch came undone and the red juice stained her black and yellow dress
"Stupid gray rocky skin man who thinks he all that but he's not." She mumbled under her breath.
Gizmo (who was secretly pouring laxative in the punch) noticed Bumblebee's mumbling and sour expression aimed at the dancing Stone and Jinx.
"Oh God, you don't like that (Gizmo said something incredibly obscene) Stone do you?"
"No."
"Then...is it Jinx?"
"Yeah."
"That's cool then." Gizmo walked off hiding a now-empty bottle of laxative behind his back and whistling innocently.
The next day, almost all classes(excluding visiting Pr. Wintergreen's guest lecture on 'Keeping one's sanity while being tortured') were canceled due to the teachers having "stomach troubles."