Bakura's Diary
-Damnit Nati this is NOT a diary...it's a journal-
-Hey, that's just the title call it w/e you want –
glare - you are so fucking dead-
-Uh huh, like you could kill me?-
-Bring it...-
glare- I'll deal with you later, punk ass. Hi everyone welcome to yet another pointless story by me, so enjoy letting your brain melt-
Disclaimer: I do not own yu-gi-oh nor any of the characters whines -I WANT MY RYOU KOI!!!-
Mutter mutter -not a fucking diary....-
-Shut it Bakura so I can get on with the story-
Glare- make me-
-I will!-
Jumps Kura-enjoy the story -
Chappie One
Dear...Thing,
Since you are NOT a diary that is what I have decided to call you book, until I come up with a name...Anyway today is my birthday, or at least the day that I got my body separated from that wimp Ryou's (A/N MY POOR KOI!!! sob sob sob) . Twitch that ass decided to give me you...and called it a diary. Like I, the great and powerful Bakura would ever have a diary. I told him this and he looked like he might cry...or maybe he was laughing. Anyway I have a new list!! And this one is good to...
15 Things to do at a Wal-Mart store:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares....and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION- WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna Look' using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!'
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly 'Excuse me, but there's no toilet paper in here.'
I hope you like your first piece of crap, I might not write again but then again I might, depends on if I am feeling depressed enough...but then again I might burn you in the fire...bye I guess now.
(Do I sign this thing?) Kura the All Powerful Ruler of the Universe
-Say bye-bye Kura-
-Never!-
Tightens headlock
-Bye assholes- glares
A/n: That was only my second story it probably sucks. Please review and no flames, though I do like fire I burn easily...