Bakura's Diary
Chapter 2
- Hi! Me again in my entire happy joy ness!!! Well then no one reviewed cuz no one read but I'm writing more again!!! MWHAHAHAHHAHA, right so I have a guest with me today!!! She is my best friend Peppa. Say 'Hi' to the fan like people-
-Shut up Nati; I'm not talking to any damn imaginary people...-
-They are not imaginary, only in their own little worlds, Goddess, you can be so simple minded. Hey but don't mind her, we still need a stupid disclaimer...Peppa I volunteer you-
-Screw you...-
-Only Ryou can do that- (weird looks from imaginary people) - I mean heehee umm never mind. Peppa you're doing the disclaimer-
-No-
-Yes...-
-No!-
-Yes!-
-NO!-
-Please...?- (chibi eyes)
-Grrrrr.... ok... but you owe me some cookies...- (glares)
Disclaimer: She doesn't own yu-gi-oh but she so wishes she did and...HEY LOOK IT'S MY KURA KOI!!! (Grabs Kura (who was just walking in) and runs off to a closet with him)
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Dear Ryou,
If you are wondering little book, I have named you Ryou because he gave you to me. There my logic is very wise, and correct, as always...
I can't stand that bitch!!!! Anzu is such a whore. She wears that fucking school uniform EVERYWHERE. Ra....damnit I need something to get out my anger...wait...I think I'm getting something. YES I'M BRILLIANT!!!
Here is a new list, though I know there will be plenty in here. I have lots of things to list. You know book, there is never only one way to do something...
Ten Best Things to Do When Anzu Goes On Friendship Rants
10. Count how many MnMs you can shove up her nose before you empty the bag
9. Bring her to a pot of bubbling acids and tell her it's an ancient form of renewal and friendship... Passed down from generation to generation
8. Pointy boots into chest... repeat... repeat... REPEAT!!!!!
7. Stuff sock down wind pipe and scream "PUT A SOCK IN IT"
6. Death by deranged ferrets
5. Call the AAA (Anarchists Against Anzu), beforehand give her a bottle of gasoline and tell her its the latest in Pink Bubble Conditioner
4. Put the 'chuck it at her' in checkerboard... (A/n say checkerboard REALLY fast)
3. CHAINSAW... cough cough
2. Take all of her pretty pink (gag me with a spoon) clothes and dye them black. Then paint her room black and replace all of the curtains with black and the sheets and everything else that is then find her blindfold her and lead her into the room promising a 'special friendship surprise'. Run
1. Hide Behind Ryou.... (Wait I don't want to sound like a pansy)...scribble scribble Hide behind Ryou with a bat.... -chuckles-
Well there you have it. There are other things but I have to think about them so that will come later. Mmmm, I wrote this because she was following us today. I was out with Yami and Marik terrorizing the neighbors...you know little midgets scare so easily. Anyway when Malik popped up and told us to run for the hills cuz a monster was headed that way. You see, Ryou, sometimes he uses special code and we don't always understand, the yami's and I. So we decided to face this 'monster', when he said monster this was no understatement...It was Anzu looking for her "Yami-kins" (gag again)When we saw her in her pink mini-skirted-ness we tried to run but somehow with those huge fucking boots she's like faster than a cheetah!! She caught us and then started her friendship-speechy-ness because we were running from her. Bitch, she must die...that's a good idea...anyway back to the story. Eventually she spied Yami hiding behind me and squealed with glee. Yes dear little one she squealed. Lunging forward she ran off with our dear Yami, oh well the pharaoh deserves it... He stole my bag of cookies that Marik made! And just because I had 'mentioned' stuff about ruling the world... then I said his millennium necklace was cool... next thing I know he is on me and POOF! Running away with MY cookies. I wonder what she plans to do to him this time. Well I must go, I smell food and I cannot neglect my role as food eater in this house.
-Bakura the Almighty and Supreme Ruler (Of everyone (and everything) literally)
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A/N
YAY another Chappie done, this is one really short but I was running out of ideas Anyway hope you enjoyed
(Walks off hand in hand with Ryou-kins)