Bakura's Diary

Chapter 3: Midget Make-Out

Ello!!! I'm back after a very long metal block where I could not come up with ANYTHING!!! But luckily pasta and starch are great for clearing the head…

Ok, I have some things to say to me reviewers (YAY I got reviews)

To…

mellinde: Teddy Bears Rock!! Thanks loads for the reviews!!!

Animechik: Ryou is sooo mine, aren't you bunny? (yes I am pumpkin) isn't he sweet? And thanks a bunch for your reviews!

Southern-hunnie: Thank you for reviewing!!

See, I'm a nice person Ok…on with the story!!!

Disclaimer: I don't---

I'm doing the disclaimer!!!

No you're not Mokie, you have had too much sugar today…

TOO BAD

Disclaimer: Woo, woo, I'm a train! But she, the author lady, doesn't own a train, she doesn't own yu-gi-oh either so Boo on her!!

Sigh… Just so you know something's may be written out of diary form like actions and such, you most likely will be able to tell these from the rest of the story, Enjoy the wickedness (cough not cough)

Chappie 3: Midget Make-Out

Dear Ryou,

I'm lying here on my bed writing in you, stupid little book, and I feel like a real girl. Grrrrr, I have to fix this… (A/N Kura gets up and turns on very loud music) That's better; nothing lightens the mood better then Korn. Ok, back to what I was going to tell you, today being a week from my "birthday" (humph, birthday my ass there wasn't even cake) I decided it was my birthday again, I mean really, a week between presents is a long time, when I told Ryou of my decision he said that your birthday only comes once a year. Yes, my friends once a year. This statement caused me to break many things (none mine I assure you, most were the pharaoh's) and throw you at a wall. But that's not the worst news, later this same day that Ra cursed pharaoh and his midget hikari decide to "visit" us. It's not my fault Ryou-hikari won't take me outside. You will have to wait a few more moments to hear more, they are still here and I have to go downstairs for water and more info…

Ewww…I'm scarred for life. I had to walk through the living room to get to the kitchen for my water and Yami and his Midget were making out on MY couch. Ryou was nowhere to be seen, probably out shopping. How could he leave me with these freaks!! They are only supposed to do that at their house when no one is looking… sigh unfortunately for them I ran screaming through the house "disrupting them" as Mr. Big-Shot Pharaoh so lovingly put it. Ugh, how could they do that in my house and especially on my couch!! Yugi, I might add was so sitting in Ryou's favorite spot… Scribble, scribble I mean…Yugi, I might add was so sitting in my foods favorite spot! But luckily that got them out of our house right quick…as someone…I know might say.

Well dear little book thing, I must be going. I think Ryou is home making food and I can't let the couch go unoccupied for too long.

Yours,

The Great and Almighty Bakura

Ok!! I hope that wasn't too bad and I'm sorry it was so short but I still have a brain block, sigh what I wouldn't give for ice cream.

Oo Please review and try not flame, my clothes are flammable!! And we wouldn't want anything to happen to them, oh goddess no…