WTF Just Happened?

By

Sugarcult Babe

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, which I don't, why the fcuk (yay for using brand names in substitue of cussing!) Would I be writing on ? Use your brains, people, I know that you have them. But then again...I've been wrong before...

Summary: SBGW-Takes place during OotP. Spoilers for all the books. If you haven't read them, you shouldn't be on this site. Lupin told her not to flirt with him. She ignored his warnings. Now look where that got her. In the bed of one Sirius Black.

Chapter Three: Sirius Black

Silence met our ears. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. No one came to answer the door, and we couldn't hear anything at all. Professor Lupin, on the other hand, looked calm and very unworried.

Suddenly the door opened quickly, and Professor Lupin led us in right before it closed behind us. The second I stepped over the threshold an earsplitting screech reached my ears, and I felt as though it would be the last thing I ever heard. In my mind, I must have ben imagining a banshee, because I closed my eyes tightly and clamped my hands over my ears, though the screams still pierced my brain and eardrums like needles.

Quite suddenly they stopped, and I opened my eyes to see everyone in my family, with the exceptions of my mother and Ron, had their wand out and pointed directly at the heart of a tall man with black hair almost to his shoulders.

He was dressed in simple, plain black robes, though they were slightly dusty. The robes hung off of his rail-thin body loosely, and his cheeks were hollow, though he looked much better than his posters. I felt a scream catch in my throat as I gasped, resulting in a slight squeak.

It was Sirius Black.

A/N: I know, it was REALLY short, but I will update as soopn as I possibly can, so don't worry. My acknowledgments:

Konami Ishtar: Thanks!

Smeagol's preciousss: Dude, TOTALLY awesome name! It rocks! And thanks, for the review and stuff.

Elizabeth Turner: OMFG you perv! Jk...but really. I'll probably make it R, but not until those chapters come into play. I like your name too. You like PotC? You should check out my PotC/HP crossover, unless you already have. It's called Elizabeth SwannBlack (I know, crappy title...) And my pen name for that particular story is Padfootz-luvr. It's ok, and it couldn't hurt to check it out, right? Well, technically, if when you clicked onto it the computer short-circuited or something and shocked you it could...but, assuming that won't happen, you should check it out!

Sweet 16 Movie Buff: OMG hell yeah! Sugarcult RULES! I went to Vans Warped Tour and they were playing and they rocked so hard it was just...unexplainable in mortal words. Sorry for the dramatics. I love Palm Trees and Power Lines! It's like the best CD ever! And thansk for the compliments! Btw, if Ginyn doesn't want Sirius I have first dibs. JK! I can share...are Mondays and Thursdays ok with you?

Albus's Bitch: Very...interesting name. Surreal. I like it. Kinda. Anyways, for anyone else who is reading this author's note, This reviewer's question was:

"Hey just y doesnt remus want ginny to flirt with sirius?i mean is that against(srry spelin aint good)the law in the hp world?
albus's bitch"

The answer: Because Sirius is a sex-starved convict and will go fro the first pretty girl that shows interest. Remus probably knows Ginny (well, at least, my version of Ginny) pretty well, and knows she can be a flirt (cough)RemusMichaelDeanHarry etc etc...(cough) and knows that she could easily fall for Sirius' charms. Yes, as she is about 14 and he is around 33-35, I'd say that relationship could be considered illegal. But not from Hugh Heffner's point of view, so there you go.

Diet Cigarette: Thank you so much! I'll try to keep with this story until the end! There are so many SBGWs that just stop, and the author never picks it up again. Thanks for the review!

DancerForLife3320: Thank you!...I think...You don't know what to think of it? Thanks for the review!

Trixie-Guest: Oh, thank you so much! I've never gotten that high of praise! (Tear) I am so loved...lol. Yeah, people need to review me more! Jk it's fine. As long as people like my story and I'm happy with it, then I'll keep writing!

Ok, well, thansk for all the reviews, guys! I WILL BE CHANGING THE RATING OF THIS STORY TO R ONCE THOSE SCENES COME INTO PLAY. Just to warn you. Ok,

PLEASE REVIEW!!!