WTF Just Happened?

By

Sugarcult Babe

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, which I don't, why the fcuk (yay for using brand names in substitue of cussing!) Would I be writing on ? Use your brains, people, I know that you have them. But then again...I've been wrong before...

Summary: SBGW-Takes place during OotP. Spoilers for all the books. If you haven't read them, you shouldn't be on this site. Lupin told her not to flirt with him. She ignored his warnings. Now look where that got her. In the bed of one Sirius Black.

Chapter Five: First Impressions

BACK TO GINNY'S POINT OF VIEW

Professor Lupin spent a while explaining the whole Order of the Phoenix thing to us, but my mind kind of well...drifted. I found myself examining Sirius Black. He was still very thin, and his hair was long, but in a good way. He had a bit more than a 5 o'clock shadow, but less than a beard, as though he hadn't shaven in a few days, but overall he looked worlds better than his posters.

I ripped my eyes from his full lips to see that he was looking at me as well. I felt my eyes widen and I blushed, looking away, but I could still feel his eyes on me. I tried to concentrate on what Professor Lupin was saying, but to no avail.

"I'm sure Sirius will show you to your rooms," the cute-did I just think that?-former Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor concluded.

"Wha-huh?" Black started at the sound of his name, glancing at me once more before looking back to Professor Lupin.

"Show them to their rooms," Professor Lupin ordered.

"Yes, Remus," Sirius sighed, sounding like a small child grudgingly obeying its mother.

"If you'll be so kind," he said, turning to the whole of us. He began to walk up the huge staircase. "They're up here..."

He led everyone to their respectable rooms: Fred and George were sharing, of course, as were Bill and Charlie. Ron would be sharing with Harry when he arrived, and Mum and Dad's room was near the end. I was the very last one to be shown to my room. He led me to a room and opened the heavy, ornate door. The room was dusty but very large; certainly larger than my room at home.

"You'll be rooming with Hermione. I think she'll be here in about a week or two," Black informed me. My heart jumped; I'd forgotten he was there.

"Yes, er...thank you, Mr. Black," I replied awkwardly, unsure of what exactly I should say to a convicted murderer.

"Please, call me Sirius," he corrected me, flinching slightly at my formality. "And it's really my obligation, anyways. No problem...Miss Weasley."

"Ginny," I corrected him. He grinned, and I literally felt my heart stop. It changed him entirely, lighting up his face and making him seem worlds younger.

I think my jaw dropped open and my eyes widened considerably, and I am quite certain that since I couldn't breathe a sort of squeaky noise escaped my throat. Wow, what a great first impression. Sirius gave me an odd look, smile still playing at the corners of his lips.

"What?" he asked. I shut my jaw and felt my cheeks turn pink.

"Um...nothing you just....should smile more often," I stuttered, still slightly in shock.

"Was that a compliment, Ginny?" he asked, leaning against my doorframe. Was he...? He was! He was flirting with me!

"It might have been," I replied. And I was flirting back!

"Well then, I might have to take that advice to heart," he said quietly, leaning in as though telling me a secret.

"You'd better," I retorted without missing a beat. On the inside, I was on the verge of doing flips.

"I will," he answered. He was obviously determined to get the last word.

"Good."

"Fine."

"Great."

"Wonderful."

"Lovely."

"Yes you are," he said suddenly. It caught me off guard, and I didn't know what to say. He flashed me a mischievous grin, knowing he won, and turned to leave.

"So are you," I muttered once he had left.

A/N: I know, I KNOW! It was Torturously short! I'm so sorry, please don't be angry with me! I implore you! Okay, here are my acknowledgments:

Trixie-Guest: Hi! Thank you for the compliments, and for the review! I'm so sorry I haven't updated in so long! School started, and I got all the shitty teachers. Stupid Senora Arietta...she's mi profesora de espanol, and she si so annoying! OMD it drives me crazy!

Diet Cigarette: Thank you thank you thank you so much!

Lovinitsfate: Yay he's not going to die! But don't tell anyone that! Muahahahahaha! Lol.

Celtic Elf: Dude you perv! No I'm just kiddin....I'm going to make it R later...maybe...unless I change my mind...I am a woman after all, and I do have the prerogative to do that...

Elizabeth Turner: I tried to keep it up! You jinxed me! Jk. You didn't It was my evil homework-assigning teachers! The california lawws say that we need a certain amount of homework, but they give me so much more than the minimum!!!!

PyroGurl4: Great band! Lol. Yeah, your story's rock!

FanFictionFantom: Shea I went to the Warped Tour! Muahahahahaha! It was so awesome!JKR SO didn't kill him off...He's tied up in my closet, duh!

Windswept-stars: Yeah, Peter can just er....you know, roll over and die. Now. Lol. HPGW, huh? It bugs me, I'm sorry. Too cute and perfect. DAMN THEM! Jk. To each their own, right? Whatever floats your boat.

BlueAngel90: Thank you!

Sweet 16 Movie Buff: I went there and it's awesome! Thanks for the review! Because of you I bought TBS's first CD! IT IS SO FCUKING AWESOME! YAY TAKING BACK SUNDAY!!!

Pamie884: Thank you so much! Sirius is so friggin awesome an fun to write, I'm glad you like how I do it!

Brokentoy19: Shea she does! Lol. There is some flirting in this chapter, hope you liked it!

Pixieballerina: Glad you like it! Thanks for the review!

Trixie-Guest: Shea you're impatient! Gosh! (Imagine I said that like Napolean Dynamite!) I LOVE that movie! Lol. Funny stuff.

Brandybuckbeak: Aah! I am so scared! I had better update soon then, huh?

Kellalor: Okey dokey then, here it is!

SiriusLives001: Yes! I love your pen name, because it is SO true! Lmao. SBGW rules! There needs to be more fics witht hat ship. Not creepy at all. Who said it was? (Looks). Oh..heehee...right then.

Soleil Luna: You've never read SBGWs? They are so awesome! Yeah fluff can roll aver and die...just like Peter...heehee...Yeah, I got the pouting thing from my own experiences. I love long reviews! Something to read. Glad you liked it!

Blueberry300: Okay, thanks!

Something-special0503: YAY for rocking socks! I say that ALL the time! Especially on Fuse's dedicate live thing...if you ever watch Fuse...or Dedicate Live...lmao. Thank you!

A/N: Okay, so please review and I'll update soon!