WTF Just Happened?
By
Sugarcult Babe
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, which I don't, why the fcuk (yay for using brand names in substitue of cussing!) Would I be writing on ? Use your brains, people, I know that you have them. But then again...I've been wrong before...
Summary: SBGW-Takes place during OotP. Spoilers for all the books. If you haven't read them, you shouldn't be on this site. Lupin told her not to flirt with him. She ignored his warnings. Now look where that got her. In the bed of one Sirius Black.
Chapter Seven:
Man of My Dreams
BACK TO GINNY'S POINT OF VIEW
I unpacked my things in the dresser. That is, of course, after I literally had to take out each drawer and dump the dust onto the floor. Yeah, that was definitely inconvenient.
At about seven there was a knock on the door. I opened it to see the drool-worthy face of Sirius Black. He was suddenly looking very grumpy and sullen.
Before I could ask what was wrong he grinned and let out a loud bark of laughter.
"You have...er...a little dust in your hair," he chuckled. I walked to the mirror above my dresser to see that I had...er...a lot of dust in my hair. Sirius came up behind me and ruffled my red-gold locks affectionately, stirring the dust considerably. Bastard.
I scowled and shook my head, allowing the cloud of dust to float to the floor. "Maybe if someone cleaned this bloody room once in a while..." I grumbled. Sirius gave me a lopsided smile in the mirror.
"Well, there's a house-elf, but he hasn't cleaned anything in years...obviously," he added, gesturing at the tracks we made on the floor in the dust.
"Why'd you come to my room, anyways?" I asked curiously.
"Oh, yeah, I forgot. Your mom made dinner and it's ready. Downstairs in the kitchen, if you'll be so kind..." he started to walk out the door of my room, obviously expecting me to follow. When I didn't, he turned back to look at me curiously.
"You coming or what?" he remarked. I frowned at him. He smirked at my expression and returned to where I stood, leaning over to be face-to face with me. "Miss Ginevra Weasley, are you being rebellious?"
I simply rolled my eyes at him. Arrogant bastard. "Fine, I'm coming...Mr. Black," I mocked. He just gave me that adorably conceited smile and even went as far as to lightly press his lips to the tip of my nose. Wait, what the fuck?!
"What the fuck?" I said aloud, jumping back quickly. Sirius stared at me, straightening up again and looking genuinely surprised.
"What?" he asked, astonished-sounding.
I gaped at him for a second. "B-but...you...and...wait, but...huh?!"
"Yeah, uh, exactly, what's your problem?" he asked, looking as though he didn't have a clue what I was trying to say. Lying arrogant bastard.
"But you just-er...but...whatever," I sighed, giving up. Had I possibly imagined it? Was I hallucinating now?! OHMYBLOODYMERLIN AM I CRAZY?!!!
Well, Sirius was certainly looking at me like I was. My god. I am insane. Suddenly, he leaned forward and pulled me fully into a tight embrace, pushing his soft lips onto mine and pushing mine open with his tongue, then massaging my own with it! Sexy lying arrogant bastard. His hands trailed from my waist to, well, my ass, and he pulled me to him. I could easily feel his-
"GINNY, WAKE THE BLOODY HELL UP!"
I started, sitting up fully in my bed and shaking my head from the dream. Wow...trippy...I was dreaming about what had happened the night before right before dinner. Wait, no, that wasn't right...that's not what happened...well, at least the kiss didn't happen...and the kiss on the nose didn't happen...he just dusted off my hair and led me down to dinner.
I remembered now, yes, it was all so clear to me-
"GINNY!"
I jumped, looking at Fred and George, startled.
"What?!"
"It's like ten in the morning! We have to clean the house. Mom said," Fred said the last two words as though it made it written in stone.
"Oh..." I replied weakly.
"Merlin, Gin, you sleep like a rock," George added, half-jokingly.
I didn't tell them that I had trouble sleeping because I inhaled more dust than I did oxygen at night, nut yeah...whatever. I suppose that was one of the reasons Mom wanted us to help clean...just a guess though.
"C'mon, Gin, get up," Fred whined.
"Well, I would but I kind of have to get dressed...which I can't do with you two in the room," I pointed out.
They simultaneously blushed and left the room, leaving me to get dressed, thinking about my newly formed infatuation with the raven-haired sexy lying arrogant bastard just down the hall...the man of my dreams...
A/N: EHMAGAW I am SO sorry you guys! Please please forgive me! I know that this chapter liek totally sucked and I apologize times a bazillion! So much has happened since school started, and my English teacher is on CRACK! She gives us SO much homework!!! And with homecoming (at which I was told FIVE TIMES that I was dancing inappropriately-honestly, freak dancing isn't THAT bad! What are these so-called 'supervisors' thinking?!) and my beauty pageant comign up, plus Volleyball AND cheerleading, it's amazing that I am even getting THIS crappy shizit done! I'm sorry, guys! Volleyball's almost over, so hopefully I'll be able to update as soon as possible! Thanks to my reviewers (I hope you all don't hate me TOO much):
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