WTF Just Happened?
By
Sugarcult Babe
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, which I don't, why the fcuk (yay for using brand names in substitue of cussing!) Would I be writing on ? Use your brains, people, I know that you have them. But then again...I've been wrong before...
Summary: SBGW-Takes place during OotP. Spoilers for all the books. If you haven't read them, you shouldn't be on this site. Lupin told her not to flirt with him. She ignored his warnings. Now look where that got her. In the bed of one Sirius Black.
Chapter Eight:
Inconsideration
"What are you humming?" my brother asked, his mouth full of eggs. If I hadn't been perfecting the skill to understand mouth-full-of-food talk over the years then this simple sentence would have been utterly incomprehensible.
"Would you rather I sing it?" I retorted. I was in a rather short, sharp mood this morning, to put it lightly. That dream had ended at precisely the wrong moment, and I had these pig-headed orangutans to thank for it. I had come down to the kitchen to grab some bacon before I was officially denounced as a slave. Ron had followed, and was currently stuffing his face for the second time that morning.
"Not so much," he mumbled, right before shoveling another helping of scrambled eggs into the gaping, never ending hole that was his mouth.
"You disgust me," I said, though I knew that neither of us would take the comment seriously.
He laughed, predictably, and ruffled my scarlet hair affectionately. I scowled and tried to duck away but he pulled me into a headlock.
"You bloody-"
"Aw, sisterly/brotherly love!" came a voice from the doorway.
Ron turned, forcing me to turn with him to face a very amused-looking Sirius Black leaning against the doorframe.
"Shut up," I mumbled, trying to pull away from Ron in vain.
"Ginevra," Sirius gasped, feigning astonishment. "I am shocked at your lack of respect fro your elders!"
"Well I don't exactly consider you my elder," I remarked cattily, finally ripping away from Ron's vice-like grip. Honestly, the lug didn't know his own strength.
"Really? Well that's useful to know," Sirius said quietly, walking to the plate of bacon. Ron didn't catch the edge in the convict's voice, or the suggestiveness beneath the seemingly nonchalant comment.
I watched in absolute horror as Sirius grabbed a few pieces of bacon, sampled them, then dumped the rest of the plate into a napkin and began to strut out of the room.
"Excuse me! Have some consideration, honestly! Did you even think that someone else might want some?" I scolded, and, without realizing it, I sounded very much like my mother.
"Yeah," Sirius said, eating a slice of salty goodness right in front of me. "I just didn't care all that much. I'm quite starving, you know."
I opened my mouth to say that no, I didn't know, and how the hell could I, and that I didn't really give a shit anyhow, but Ron started talking before I had a chance. Inconsiderate buffoon.
"Quite a change from rats, eh, Snuffles?"
What. The. Fuck. Snuffles? Rats? What in the sodding name of cheese-
Sirius laughed. Whatever the hell Ron was blabbering about, Ron obviously thought it was funny. And, just to see that man's face transformed by that grin, it was well worth any bacon I had to sacrifice or any stupid, idiotic comments from Ron I had to endure...just to see that smile that made this thirty-something convicted murderer look like he was barely eighteen, in his prime, his whole life ahead of him...just to see-
"Yeah, well...c'mon, Gin. Mum'll throw a fit if we aren't up there in five," Ron said. Damn him for interrupting my uber-poetic train of thought! Apparently he and Sirius had been talking while I was off in la la land, but I mean, still! The inconsideration of it all!
I followed Ron up the huge staircase into a hall, then we proceeded to clean out the drapes in a room that was a breeding, Woodstock, sex-fest for Doxies. What a fun morning. At about noon Mum left to go downstairs to make sandwiches, and Sirius came in to help us. He used Lupin's spare wand, apparently, and it took a lot less time with his assistance than without. What, he was too busy feeding his bloody horsy-bird to help our slaving souls to clean his own house?!
Yeah, I definitely stumbled upon the horsy-bird room after I had unpacked the night before. It was a bit of a shock, I admit...and I may not have handled it as well as I would have liked (I screamed, waking Mrs. Black's portrait, and caused Sirius to run upstairs looking about for some evil force. When he saw that it was just Buckbeak, the infamous hippogriff that 'mauled' Draco Malfoy the year before last and then escaped his own death, that bloody man just laughed and offered to tuck me in just in case I might have nightmares)...well, a bloody hippogriff was inside a bloody house! It's a mansion, granted, but still, I mean...what was my point again? Oh yeah...Sirius Black is an inconsiderate bastard. Well, it just so happens that I didn't realize until later than same night just what Sirius meant by 'tucking me in my bed', and I regretted not taking him up on his flirtatious offer.
Finally, Mum called us all down to lunch. I stayed back, because there was a Doxy that was 'having fun' (by whose definitions?...well, probably Black's...) with my shoe and I really really really wanted it off!
I didn't notice that I wasn't alone until the Doxy suddenly froze and fell off. I looked up to see Sirius putting his wand away.
"Thanks," I muttered, dropping the stunned creature in the bucket with the others.
"You don't sound very considerate," he pouted. Yeah, like he's one to talk.
"Yeah well...who stole my bacon?"
"Point taken."
"Bacon-stealer."
"Mm..." he sighed happily, rubbing his flat stomach as though he was very full. "And the bacon was so good too...you should've had some, Gin, it was great!"
Bastard. "Bastard."
"What did you call me?"
Damn. "Did I say that out loud?"
"Uh, der," he retorted. He wasn't pissed. He just had that smug, annoyingly superior, slightly amused look on his face, like the one someone might have as they watched their drunk friend sing karaoke.
"I meant it."
"I don't doubt you."
"Good."
"Fine."
"Great."
"Wonderful."
"Lovely-oh no you don't! Not this again!" I stopped myself just in time. I was not about to be had by someone that was considered by nearly all of the world to be a deranged lunatic...again, anyways.
"Not what again, Miss Weasley?" he questioned innocently, his wide grey eyes growing large and puppy-like. Hard to resist them apples...Oh I was on the verge of drooling, not joking.
"Nothing! I mean, no! I mean no one! Er...I mean...I mean..." Sirius had stepped very close to me, and his face was very close to mine, and his lips were very close to my lips and...and...I was losing all train of coherent thought...
"You know what I think?" he whispered, a smile tugging up the corner of his lips.
"Wh-what?" I whispered back, my voice turned husky as my breathing grew rapid.
"I think that you don't know what to think," he replied, voice still quiet.
"Brilliant deduction..."
"Isn't it just, though?"
"Yeah..."
"You know, if you really wanted that bacon..."
"Yeah?"
He licked his lips. My eyes followed his tongue's entire journey across his full, perfect, gorgeous...oh my...wow...
"I bet you can still taste some..."
He was very close as he said that, and I could feel his wonderful warm breath on my own lips. I closed my eyes as he leaned closer and awaited the feeling of his undoubtedly sexy soft lips covering my own...
"GINNY! Come on!"
I jumped back, startled, as did Sirius. We jumped away from each other quickly as though we had been shocked electrically. I began to run toward the door before Ron entered, as his voice had sounded very clsoe indeed, but Sirius grabbed my arm right before I could leave.
"Sirius-"
"Ginny, listen to me-"
"I-"
"I want this-"
"Really-"
"And I think you want it too-"
"Have-"
"So if you do-"
"To-"
"Come to my room-"
"Go-"
"Tonight at ten."
"Now!"
I pulled away from his grasp, thinking about what he had just said. I considered his offer thoroughly. I did want it, or rather him, more than he knew, but did he want it, or did he want me?
Inconsiderate bastard...
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