Hi everyone I'm still new to this fanfiction stuff so if I forget something vital please tell me in a review! Also feel free to say anything else in a review so long as you do review...flames are ok...everyone needs a bit of stress relief sometime! Well yes that is all.

Disclaimer: Well obviously I don't own Artemis Fowl or anything you actually recognise...the Browns are mine though. MINE I tell you! ::clears throat:: that is all.

Prologue

Mr & Mrs Brown
26b Crewe St
Boughton
Chester UK

Dear Mr and Mrs Brown,

We were delighted to receive your application for an exchange student from our school. You have been allotted a student at this point, although their participation remains to be confirmed. We enclose their details below.

Name: Artemis Fowl II

Age: 14 years

School Year: Artemis has been accelerated through the school, and was until recently completing his final year of school. He has left the school in order to pursue his studies independently but remains in contact with St Bartleby's for activities such as these. He would fit in well in whichever year your daughter studies.

Interests: Artemis's interests include computing, painting, reading and publishing educational works, both on the internet and in hard copy form.

Other Info: Artemis has been seeing various psychologists recently. It would be much appreciated if arrangements could be made for him to see one in Chester. However, if it does not work out, don't bother to press the point.

He is a very polite boy from a very wealthy family. His parents and I think that it would help him to make friends and develop socially if he was taken from his normal environment and placed with an ordinary family. If there are any objections or queries, please feel free to call me at the number previously supplied with your information pack.

Sincerely,

The Principal
St Bartleby's School
Ireland

Now everybody must review. Well maybe you don't have to review this if you don't want to because it's so short and I'm uploading the next chapter now too. So review that one. Ah, screw it, do what you like, I don't care. Claire will be silent now.

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