Carolyn's Comments:

Mood: Bored

Comments: HAH! YOU DON'T GET ANY!

A few hours later, Carolyn sat in her living room. Cronos was giving Sam a vigorous noogie. Alex had a black eye and his right arm was in a sling. His left cheek was swelling badly, but he was grinning and winking at Carolyn. She gagged. Alex only hit on her, to make Cronos angry. Though she didn't understand WHY it made him so upset…

Caitlin noticed Alex was up to his old tricks and elbowed him in the ribs. Lauren was sitting on the couch munching popcorn and fudge (FROM THE SAME BAG! COOL!). Tom was reading a wrestling magazine. Katie was running around in circles barking like a cocker spaniel. Sloth was sitting there staring at all of them in silent revulsion.

"YOU'RE NOOGING BONE!" Sam wailed to Cronos.

"Knock it off!" Carolyn snapped to her friends. "We need to decide what kind of TV show we're going to produce."

"How about something like 'Survivor'?" Tom asked lowering his magazine. "That was pretty popular."

"Nah, it got boring after the first season." Carolyn said shaking her head. "We need something that people will never get tired of."

"How about a show like 'Jackass'?" Cronos asked releasing Sam and letting the boy drop to the floor. "Ever since it was canceled that kind of popularity has been up for grabs."

"'Jackass' was canceled?" Katie wailed coming back to reality.

"Don't you remember?" Sam asked rubbing his sore scalp. "Johnny Knoxville quit after they asked him to do some stunt involving a Great White Shark. I forget what the stunt was exactly..."

"You probably don't remember 'cause you were busy making out with Katie while it happened!" Alex laughed. Sam blushed furiously.

"Hey!" Cronos yelled, "You leave him alone perv-boy!" Cronos snarled jumping to his friend's defense.

"Oh shut it, half-breed!" Alex retorted. He called him half-breed because Cronos was half-human, half-fairy, but Cronos was stronger than both. (This explains Cronos's amazing powers and natural good-looks).

Cronos's eyes narrowed. He gritted his teeth like an infuriated animal. "You little-"

"CRONOS!" Carolyn shrieked. "HEEL!" Cronos whimpered and sat back down. Alex got on her nerves, but Carolyn didn't want Cronos fighting with him. Cronos had once sent Alex to the hospital, so she didn't want history to repeat itself.

"I don't know about 'Jackass'." Carolyn sighed. "Let's put that in the 'Maybe' pile."

"Well, how about a talk-show?" Sloth suggested. This suggestion was met with lots of curse words, and empty beer cans being chucked at his head.

"Guys?" Carolyn said suddenly. "I have an idea!"

"Quick! Stomp on it before it gets away!" Lauren joked.

"Very funny. But seriously, what's the one thing everyone's watching today?"

"Porn?" Everyone said at once.

"BESIDES THAT!"

Everyone shrugged in unison.

"Reality shows!" Carolyn exclaimed. "Think about it! If we go on TV and act like our normal, moronic, insane, selves, the audience will eat it up!"

"She's right!" Cronos cried standing up. "Psychotic, but absolutely right. If it worked for the Osbournes, then why can't it work for a bunch of insane teenagers?"

Sloth grinned. "You're only agreeing with her, because you've got a crush on her."

"NO I DON'T!" Cronos roared. His face was red with anger.

"Well, Katie's going to be second-in-command." Carolyn said pointing at Katie. "It's up her."

"I dunno." Katie hummed. "What do you think, Hobo Jim?" She asked a random Hobo (who was a friend of Katie's) who had appeared out of nowhere. He was holding a bottle of liquor in a brown paper bag.

"WHOA!" He cried waving his arms. "A TALKING KID! DON'T (hic) EAT MY BRAIN!"

"Well that settles it!" Carolyn said grinning. "Come on guys! Let's go buy us a TV station!"