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Mood: Happy

Rant: Sorry for not updating in awhile. I'm COMPLETELY lazy. Katie helped me with this chapter so there's some funny stuff ahead. Sam and Evra like to mess with each other's heads.

And by the way, Samantha is an original character from a 'Cirque Du Freak' fanfic I'm planning. Whether or not I will put it on this site remains to be seen.

Disclaimer: I do not own 'Cirque Du Freak' All the characters from that series are the property of the great Darren Shan.

{Several cure spells later}

Evra and Sam woke up in hospital. Blankets covered their bodies except their head. Katie had her back turned from them and was drawing something.

"Wha happened?" Evra moaned.

Katie turned around. Red stuff was all over her front.

"Good god what happened to your shirt?" Sam whispered harshly.

"Blood."

"You bled?"

"No. You did. You both did."

Evra and Sam stared at her in shock.

"You guys fought. You both passed out. Evra fell back a flight of stairs that appeared out of nowhere and Sam fell on a table where Dr. Sloth and Tom were eating. They got pissed that you smashed all their food and stabbed you with light sabers that appeared out of nowhere. It took 5 bulky crewmen to hold em down. Then you were lying on your back and somehow when no one was around your arm broke. I still don't know how. It was just basically an everyday thing. I suppose you should get used to this." Katie said calmly.

Sam looked over at Evra and shouted. "GET HIM OUT! I DON'T WANT HIM IN THE SAME ROOM THAT I'M IN! GET HIM OUT!"

Katie quickly moved Evra into the next room.

Sam closed his eyes and calmed down at the absence of the snake-boy in the room.

Then a moaning came from the other room where Evra was. "Oh god…oh yes…Katie come on…faster…oh god...Katie…Katie…Katie…holy shit…Harder…oh god oh god…you're like a goddess of sex…Now gimme more…"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"

"What you just said." Evra called. "Hope you don't mind." He started moaning louder and more harshly.

"KATIE!"

While moaning continues Katie walked in the room where Sam was. "Yes dear?"

"EVRA YOU LITTLE FUCK! I'M GONA KILL YOU!"

Evra laughed from the other room.

"Did you want something Sam?" Katie said smiling.

Sam raised a finger and motioned it to show Katie to move closer. Katie walked up to Sam and peered down at him. "Yes?"

"Can I have a kiss?"

Katie smiled and kissed Sam lightly on his lips.

"Thanks. I needed that."

[Evra's room]

"Hahahahahha. That was so good. Hahahahaha." Evra said to himself laughing.

Just then a loud moaning came from the Sam's room. "Come on Katie…show me some love…more…" A loud moan. "Oh god…that's is Katie…Harder…faster…you're a naughty girl…" Panting. "I'm not done yet. I want some more. Come on! Give it to me!" Moaning and screaming.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Moan. "What do you think?" Moan.

"KATIE!" Katie popped her head in Evra's room.

"You rang?"

"SAM! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOU'RE SOOO DEAD!"

Sam laughed from other room.

"Can I have some food? Please?"

"Ya."

Katie turned and left the room. Fury flowed through Evra's heart. His eye was twitching.

The next day…

Evra and Sam finally left the hospital after a restless night. They only had a few small scratches left from their fight. It's amazing what lifetime's worth of blind fury can do for your injuries.

Evra walked over to Darren and Mr. Crepsley. He turned to look at Katie for moment.

"I guess we should get going." Mr. Crepsley said, "This whole thing had been very strange."

Evra smiled. "Nah. I think we should stay."

Darren grinned. "I KNEW IT! It's that girl isn't it? You like her don't you?"

"Yeah…" Evra said nodding. Mr. Crepsley stared at him in disgust.

"Are you crazy?! What about Samantha?! Have you completely forgotten about HER?!"

"SHH!" Evra hissed, "Not so frickin loud! Katie will hear! We'll only stay for a little while. Besides, Samantha's used to me leaving for periods of time. We'll be back before she even begins to suspect anything!"

Hundreds of miles away…

Samantha walked down the halls of the Slayer's Clan humming happily. She was a very pretty girl in her teens with long blond hair and piercing gray eyes. She was very slender and had fair white skin.

She spotted her best friend Freya walking down the hall, her face was buried in a book.

"Hey Freya!" Samantha called out to get her friend's attention. Freya looked up and nodded slightly to let Samantha know she was listening. "Have you seen Evra?"

Freya shook her head. "No. He, Darren, and Mr. Crepsley left a few days ago." She grinned. "Evra was muttering something about 'Getting away from the psycho bitch'."

Samantha's eyes narrowed in fury. Her gray eyes were blazing with anger. Freya shuddered. Though Samantha was usually a good person, but when she got mad my only advice would be to run for the hills…and keep running.

"EVRA VON!" Samantha screamed to no one. "WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!" She turned and ran off in fury, slamming into several people on the way.

Freya smiled to herself. "Oh boy, is Evra going to get it." She sighed, "But I still can't believe he called her that." She shrugged and continued walking. Suddenly she stopped dead in her tracks. "Or maybe it was Mr. Crepsley that called her that…"

Back at the hospital…

Evra shuddered.

"Why'd you shudder just now Evra?" Darren asked.

"I don't know." Evra whispered in terror. "But I think it's safe to say that somebody wants to kill me..."

"I WANT TO KILL YOU!" Sam roared trying to stomp forward. Cronos and Tom seized his arms and held him back.

"SAM! NO!" Tom yelled.

"That's not insane jealousy way." Cronos scolded.

"You're right." Sam sighed. "I'll go get a soda from the pop machine. Then I'm getting the hell out of here. And I'm NEVER coming back!"

"WHY?!" Katie cried in anguish. Evra grinned and wrapped his arms around her from behind.

"YES! GOOD! GO! GET OUT OF HERE!"

Carolyn struck Evra on the head with a random baseball bat. "Insensitive bastard..." She grumbled.

"I'll tell you why I'm leaving." Sam grumbled. "Because I just lost my girlfriend! THAT'S WHY!"

Katie's eyes started to water. "You didn't lose me." She squeaked.

"WHAT!" Evra and Sam both cried in surprise. She grinned and threw her arms around both of them. "I LOVE YOU BOTH!"

"Touching. It's a touching moment." Tom gagged.

"IT'S ALL SO SWEET!" Dr. Sloth bawled.

"Well. It looks like they're going to have to share her for now." Cronos said scratching his chin thoughtfully.

"OH JOY!" Carolyn yelled sarcastically. "A LOVE TRIANGLE! AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER TO DO THE FRICKIN STUNT!"

Both Sam and Alex breathed huge sigh of relief.

"I think this will prove to be a very strange experience for us all." Mr. Crepsley sighed.

"I think you're right." Carolyn agreed.