YB-centric drabble. Me attacking his stereotypes. I ran out of words to get them all, and even be cutting enough about most of the ones I got. I'll probably end up writing either a decent-sized fic, or an actual essay on the topic. Don't laugh, I've been tempted.
YB/TKB is not a mindless kleptomaniac, nor is he a one-dimensionally evil being!!
/rant. Thank-you.

Contrary
By Tyger

He is, he thinks, almost entirely contrary to popular belief.
Contrary to popular belief, he does not hurt his host. (His host is his hikari, and his hikari is his saviour.)
Contrary to popular belief, he does not maim and/or torture small animals.
Contrary to popular belief he is not an idiot.
Contrary to popular belief, he is not evil. Just out for revenge.
Contrary to popular belief, he believes in education. It is, he thinks, the world's greatest resource. With education and work, anyone can become great.
Yes, he thinks, much of him is quite contrary to popular belief.