A/N Second story!!! IfI get enough reviews, I'll add some very limey/lemony parts to the story! But please review! Reviews make me happy! ok, heres a 'real' summery::

Title: Love at first sip

Characters: right now: Ford and Arthur, mutiple barmen, maybe Zaphod will drop in if you ask nicely. Oh, and maybe Fenny (boo)

Setting: Good question. England perhaps, or a world like it.

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Ch 1.

'Ford is humming,' thought Arthur desperately 'again.'

Indeed Ford was humming, humming something he was making up on the spot. He was humming because he was drunk, as was Arthur, which in fact, is the best way to go about humming, being drunk that is.

'Ford, you're humming' said Arthur, stating the obvious.

'Arthur' Ford said, now annoyed at the rude disruption of his humming, which was exactly what Arthur intended. 'I realize this. You always were good at stating the obvious'

Arthur thought about that statement for awhile, and as soon as it was too late to say something and be anywhere in the same galaxy as witty, he said 'Well you stick with what you know'

There wasn't a response from Ford.

'Ford?' asked Arthur timidly.

'What'

'Nothing.' admitted Arthur 'Nothing at all'

'Well that's ok then' said Ford with a sigh, as he was now awake and sober.

Time passed, with Ford glancing at Arthur every few seconds.

'Well?'

'Well what?'

'Well what do you want to do?' asked Ford with an impatient sigh.

'You're asking me?' said Arthur, surprised.

'Well I guess that I can take that as a "I don't know', so get up!' Said Ford and he prepared to leave.

'Where are we going?' asked Arthur.

'We're going to look for an adventure'

Arthur followed Ford obediently until they came up to a pub. 'Well figures' muttered Arthur under his breath.

'What was that?' Ford prompted.

'Nothing, Well, erm, I'm just…relieved. I mean, I can deal with a pub, that's not too bad-I mean different.'

Ford then did something Arthur hated to see. Ford smiled wide, with almost a hint of sinster hidden deep withen the folds of his lips.

'Oh no'

Ford than grabbed Arthur by the arm and pulled him into the alley next to the pub. He pushed him against the wall and stood very close.

'You're bloody standing too close, Move Ford!' Arthur looked afraid at Ford.

Ford blinked for the sake of Arthur's well being and moved. Closer. And kissed him. On the lips. He moved away after a minute. Arthur tilted his head to the side, than smiled. They kissed again.